!!!Pokefags need to stop harassing young women!!!

So me and my boyfriend were fucking at my Dad's house (in his bed because I told that fascist that was part of the custody deal) when suddenly Mom shows up to pick me up. I had to get my clothes back on quickly and only had my daisy dukes(of course I was wearing those, it's 90 degrees here in Miami!). Anyway we had to go to the grocery store first and while we were waiting in line this gross obese neckbeard with HUGE glasses who made a fart sound like *pomf pomf pomf* was just staring at my butt the entire time. I knew he was a Pokefreak because I could see the red and blue carts in his 3DS which he pretended to play in line when in fact he was staring at my butt. I complained to my Mom in the car and she said I shouldn't have worn "those shorts", can you believe this bitch? Ugh, please stop pestering us girls.