Gothitelle (gawth-y-TELL) is a Pokemon species featured in the games Pokemon Black and White. Did you know that it:

-Was the first Pokemon in history to be classified as a "piece of fucking shit"?

-Was allegedly created by japanese salaryman Kenshido Ishuda, who was found dead in his room with a gun in his fight hand and a note reading "I'm sorry" in his left a day after Gothitelle's conception?

-Was originally going to by Psychic/Dark type, before a statement was issued by Junichi Masuda that it was "way too retarded as is"?

-Was originally going to have its budget spent instead on making Pokemon Z and a sequel to Gold and Silver, but was decided to be put in the game because of a statement by Satoshi Tajiri saying "we must avenge Hiroshima"?

-Is banned in many third-world countries for being too horrible for the eyes of innocent children?

-Just shitposts about Reuniclus on Reddit all day?