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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 03:07:11 No.25020182 View View Reply Original Report

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What are the best pokémon to undertake Jihad on the Prophet's (peace be unto him) name?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 03:08:41 No.25020187 Report

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>>25020182
Electrode and voltorb are obvious shoe ins, snorlax learns self destruct.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 03:43:05 No.25020354 Report

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Voltorb
Electrode
Koffing
Weezing
Glalie
Pineco
Forrtress
Geodude
Graveler
Golem
Genesect

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 03:52:08 No.25020404 Report

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Scyther and Kabutops

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 03:53:10 No.25020410 Report

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>>25020354
This is the only correct answer

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 03:54:44 No.25020416 Report

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>>25020182
Gogoat

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 04:10:18 No.25020484 Report

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Alright my jihadist friend:
based on the stats the strongest explosions are:

mega glalie 98 - 115.3%
lickilicky 89.3 - 105.4%
selfdestruct snorlax 84.9 - 100.2%
landorus-t 86.3 - 101.7%
metagross 81.9 - 96.5%
gigalith 81.9 - 96.5%

these calcs were made with max attack and a choice band (excluding mega glalie) on all of the mons against a 252/252 max defense mew

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 04:11:44 No.25020491 Report

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>yfw Gen 7's villain team are jihadi-inspired militants who exclusively use Pokemon that only know self-destruct.
>They ambush you at many inconvenient parts of the game when you're far from a Pokecenter or when you've just finished a long cave full of trainer battles.
>When all their Pokemon have blown themselves up, they yell praises for their team leader, then run away

What would their team name be?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 04:21:26 No.25020551 Report

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 04:24:14 No.25020561 Report

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>>25020491
Team Bombshell
Their leader is concealed under a veil

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 04:50:51 No.25020691 Report

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>>25020561
Naw, their leader looks exactly like the rest of them because that's how ragheads work

He's special in that instead of explosion Pokemon, he uses Kirlia, Mawile, Gothorita, etc.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 04:57:39 No.25020723 Report

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>>25020491
That would get Pokémon banned in the Middle East if it isn't already

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 08:12:45 No.25021673 Report

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>>25020723
Or get banned in Israel

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 08:15:34 No.25021676 Report

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>>25020723
Well if people complain because of the irl accuracy, maybe they should look at their country and try to change shit. Or just continue blowing each other up. That works.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 08:42:28 No.25021742 Report

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>>25020723
It is.

>gambling
>they think the energy symbols in the TCG are Zionist emblems

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jan 2016 15:24:46 No.25023065 Report

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>>25020182
Braviary

>tfw converting the enemy to your holy cause

feels good

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 00:09:57 No.25025723 Report

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>>25020491
>Only know self-destruct/explosion
>Auto-lose to a single Ghost type.
That'd be the time to pickup a Gastly and evolve it. That way you have a productive team member and the villain team is completely neutered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy3P7jusPJY

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 00:28:33 No.25025837 Report

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>>25020416
Underrated

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 01:01:20 No.25026059 Report

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Objectively?

The Lati twins.

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