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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:50:42 No.25028991 View View Reply Original Report

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Would you marry a Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:51:44 No.25028993 Report

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yes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:52:00 No.25028994 Report

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>>25028991
I'd rather have one as my mom.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:52:18 No.25028995 Report

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Maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:53:08 No.25028998 Report

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>>25028994
and then marry her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:54:20 No.25029001 Report

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>>25028991
i do

Justin

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Justin Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:55:35 No.25029003 Report

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>>25028991
>Would you marry a Pokemon?

Did so years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:56:18 No.25029004 Report

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Can furries just finally leave and kill themselves?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 10:58:35 No.25029008 Report

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>Pokephilia thread

Summon the Tailsposter...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 11:03:59 No.25029019 Report

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Only the most powerful one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 11:05:25 No.25029022 Report

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>>25029004

Welcome to the Internet. Enjoy your stay, faggot. :^)

Trillions

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Trillions Mon 18 Jan 2016 12:00:22 No.25029153 Report

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>>25029019
Victini?

Anon0

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Anon0 Mon 18 Jan 2016 12:02:06 No.25029157 Report

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Ancient Human from the Sinnoh (region) did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 12:02:37 No.25029158 Report

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>>25029019

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 12:04:23 No.25029164 Report

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>>25029157
Where is the moon translation?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 12:07:20 No.25029169 Report

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>>25028991

Only if it's Bay.

Anon0

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Anon0 Mon 18 Jan 2016 12:09:07 No.25029177 Report

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>>25028991
Yes. I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 14:15:32 No.25029534 Report

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>>25028991
Hell yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 14:53:25 No.25029709 Report

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>>25029177

How would you have sex with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 14:55:02 No.25029716 Report

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>>25029709
very carefully

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 14:55:55 No.25029722 Report

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>>25029709
I wouldn't.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 15:54:33 No.25029957 Report

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>>25028991
Yes!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 15:59:44 No.25029990 Report

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>>25028991
Probably

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 16:18:30 No.25030043 Report

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>>25029990

Post Audino

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 16:34:33 No.25030095 Report

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>>25029157
And it was mentioned again by a man in kalos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 16:36:44 No.25030104 Report

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Hehehe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 16:40:17 No.25030118 Report

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What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Why can't you manage having meaningful companionship with something without wanting to put your dick in it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 16:48:20 No.25030148 Report

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>>25030118
But Anon I don't have a dick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 16:54:32 No.25030182 Report

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>>25030043
looked around on the /b/ archive and found this for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 16:54:45 No.25030185 Report

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>>25030118

It's a thread about marrying pokemon, you kind of assume that when people marry a thing they want to rock its world in bed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:03:59 No.25030234 Report

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>>25030118
Different People like different things.
Equality

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:09:57 No.25030268 Report

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Where the Colosseum pic of the lady with Mightyena as her boyfriend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:13:28 No.25030286 Report

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>>25030185

Well, actually the idea of a human and a pokemon being married and being totally platonic is romantic to me, but i think the fact that EVERY mention of the mythology mentioned in Sinnoh ends up rapidly decaying into an attempt to rationalize bestiality or some other furry bullshit makes it hard for me NOT to assume that's what people mean by marriage in this context.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:26:39 No.25030342 Report

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>>25028991
What assets would I gain from such a union? What property would be acquired? What income? What land would there be me to inherit?
Just what would I get from marriage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:31:55 No.25030367 Report

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>>25030342

Eggs. But all your kids would be pokemon and thus enslaved by other humans eventually.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:32:47 No.25030370 Report

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Yes I would

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:44:52 No.25030417 Report

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>>25030118
As far as I can tell this is about putting them in dresses and giving them flowers, dicklover

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:45:14 No.25030425 Report

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>>25030367

Wouldn't they belong to anon, just like Pokémon in daycare belong to the trainer?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 17:52:48 No.25030465 Report

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>>25030268
Did you know the paper scissors rock game that pokemon is based on, has a variation in Japan based on the kitsune? Hunter shoots fox, mayor outranks Hunter, and fox seduces mayor

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 19:07:56 No.25030878 Report

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>>25030286
>letting shitty fanbases influence your judgement

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 19:12:30 No.25030899 Report

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>implying anything would marry me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 19:36:21 No.25031028 Report

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>>25030899
A Ditto would marry you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 19:38:07 No.25031040 Report

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>>25028998
Frisk, pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 19:42:05 No.25031066 Report

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Y'all need Moses

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 19:43:12 No.25031074 Report

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>>25029003
>that picture
MY SIDES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jan 2016 21:20:59 No.25031711 Report

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>>25031074

dude, you don't know the half of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 00:20:20 No.25032851 Report

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>>25030465
Pokémon and Human love

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 01:03:13 No.25033041 Report

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>>25031028
doubt.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 01:22:35 No.25033127 Report

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>>25030118

but I don't want sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 01:31:53 No.25033170 Report

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>>25030465
She had a kid later.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 01:34:12 No.25033181 Report

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>>25029990
I wonder is there any other roselia stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 02:41:40 No.25033639 Report

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>>25029164
Not that anon, but long story short, humans and Pokemon used to marry in the Japanese version.

So marrying Pokemon is a canon thing, or at least used to be a thing people did in the game canon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 02:48:10 No.25033673 Report

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I would 4 sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 02:57:28 No.25033735 Report

Quoted By: >>25033748

>>25030118
How can we have a meaningful companionship with things that don't exist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 02:58:55 No.25033748 Report

Quoted By: >>25033806

>>25033735

Tulpas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:07:07 No.25033806 Report

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>>25033748
Yeah, if you want to risk going completely fucking bonkers because you now have a screaming mind demon. Plus I heard one time of an anon who had a tulpa that friendzoned him and turned into a ponyfag who uses his body to ERP for Amazon money or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:12:38 No.25033854 Report

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>>25033806
Is that even possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:17:50 No.25033888 Report

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>>25028991
/mlp/ please get the fuck out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:35:46 No.25033965 Report

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>>25033854
Apparently tulpas will get minds of their own which can make things get really fucking weird. I heard that if you make a tulpa of your waifu then the tulpa will experience a serious existential crisis because it has to act like something it's not to appease you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:43:04 No.25034000 Report

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>>25033965
Mother of all nopes
Is anybody dumb enough to try?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:43:42 No.25034004 Report

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>>25030182
>>25030043
>>25029990
There's another

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:43:58 No.25034005 Report

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>>25034000
Start asking around on /x/ and /mlp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:45:05 No.25034019 Report

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>>25034000
Some people are that desperate for companionship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:49:50 No.25034035 Report

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>>25034004
and one more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:55:43 No.25034064 Report

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>>25033965

Amazing how Tumblr can throw an almighty shit fit about white people eating at "Chinese" restaurants, but fails to do so when a bunch of pasty aspie beanpoles take the a genuinely held religious concept of Tibetan and Hindu origin and go "hey this is the perfect means for me to pretend to date and fuck cartoon horses."

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 03:58:59 No.25034083 Report

Quoted By: >>25034201

>>25034064

The sort of people who are genuinely interested in making pony tulpas absolutely could not care less about what some whiny middle age woman thinks of their hobby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 04:20:49 No.25034201 Report

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>>25034083

>The sort of people who are genuinely interested in making pony tulpas

Define "genuine" in this context.

As genuine as the nutters from The Daemon Forum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:09:40 No.25034448 Report

Quoted By: >>25034468

>>25031711
I dont, but if you care to tell me, I will read it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:15:11 No.25034468 Report

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>>25034448
http://youtu.be/lPyhlybViJw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:29:53 No.25034562 Report

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>>25031711
Nevermind, just read the story…
>mfw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:32:58 No.25034589 Report

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>>25034468
Yeah… I already read the story, but thanks… that was… something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:35:55 No.25034605 Report

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>>25034035
>just like a hotpocket

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 06:29:29 No.25034855 Report

Quoted By: >>25037956

>>25028991
Only if it's Froslass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 07:05:04 No.25035006 Report

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>>25028991

Where is Mr. Krabs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 07:13:04 No.25035054 Report

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>>25031040
Your reference triggers me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 09:49:32 No.25035610 Report

Quoted By: >>25038034

Only with prenups

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 17:01:12 No.25036762 Report

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>>25028991
Yes. And impregnate them many times.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 19:22:21 No.25037631 Report

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>>25033181
he only made the one. Love for Roselia is pretty scarce

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 20:01:56 No.25037956 Report

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>>25034855
Froslass is acceptable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 20:12:55 No.25038034 Report

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>>25035610
Do you think your waifu would be able to wreck you in divorce court otherwise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 23:18:46 No.25039061 Report

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>>25029990
The weirdest part of this is Roselia is only like a foot tall

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 23:51:16 No.25039245 Report

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>>25034035

thank you so much i've been looking for this for a long time

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