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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 04:45:50 No.25034318 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>25034598 >>25034686 >>25034716 >>25034852 >>25035195 >>25035734 >>25035744 >>25037984

>going skydiving
>1,200 meters off ground
>you jump off the helicopter
>then you realize you forgot to pack the parachute
>20 meters later (1,180 meters left) you land on Yveltal

What happens next?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:34:19 No.25034598 Report

Quoted By: >>25034670

>>25034318
I punch it into submission.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:48:50 No.25034670 Report

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>>25034598
You're suppose to pin it down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:53:03 No.25034686 Report

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>>25034318
Connect my ponytail braid thing with it to bond with it and become Toruk Makto reborn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 05:57:35 No.25034716 Report

Quoted By: >>25034844

>>25034318
We merge and become a single entity possessing absolute power over life and death.

And then we go get a milkshake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 06:26:45 No.25034844 Report

Quoted By: >>25034901

>>25034716
XD so randummmmnbbbb!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 06:28:38 No.25034852 Report

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>>25034318
Yveltal kill you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 06:32:44 No.25034872 Report

Quoted By: >>25037964 >>25041000

This is just a clever way for OP to make us do his homework, isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 06:39:18 No.25034901 Report

Quoted By:

>>25034844
What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 07:03:01 No.25034997 Report

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I can tell you the answer

but first...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 07:30:27 No.25035138 Report

Quoted By: >>25041711

Never has there been a better time to use that Master Ball you've been saving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 07:46:39 No.25035195 Report

Quoted By: >>25035210 >>25035231

>>25034318
I catch it because
>That catch rate
Then I send it out and fly to safety

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 07:48:28 No.25035210 Report

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>>25035195
>relying on catch rate in life or death situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 07:53:45 No.25035231 Report

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>>25035195
A real man takes his chances.
Plus I likely get a free bacon birb out of it
Unless my body continues hurtling to the ground in which case I have a life draining red and black Lugia above me and the hard ground below, either one will likely deliver me a swift death

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 11:09:25 No.25035734 Report

Quoted By: >>25037717

>>25034318
>20 meters later (1,180 meters left) you land on Yveltal
You are most likely unable to move/in critical condition/you die on impact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 11:15:53 No.25035744 Report

Quoted By: >>25037717

>>25034318
Die from the 20 meter fall

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 19:34:17 No.25037717 Report

Quoted By: >>25037802

>>25035734
>>25035744
Yveltal's fluffy body could act as a cushion, no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 19:35:36 No.25037725 Report

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BREAK MY FUCKING LEGS

do you know how long 20 meters is?

>inb4 muh dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 19:43:44 No.25037802 Report

Quoted By: >>25037918

>>25037717
>20 meter
>cushion
I don't think you know how far 20 meters IS, anon. Even diving into water from that height is extremely risky and only done by experts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 19:57:47 No.25037918 Report

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>>25037802
So if you're lucky, you'd be in critical condition. On a life-sucking death god bird.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 20:01:24 No.25037949 Report

Quoted By: >>25037978

fuck it till it loves me, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 20:02:57 No.25037964 Report

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>>25034872
Oh ok.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 20:05:11 No.25037978 Report

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>>25037949
DO NOT BULLY YVELTAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jan 2016 20:05:48 No.25037984 Report

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>>25034318
>"Sumimasen, Yveltal-dono."
>Proceed to roll off his back and back towards the ground to complete my game of sudoku.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2016 01:49:47 No.25039887 Report

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bullying is allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2016 05:04:04 No.25041000 Report

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>>25034872
you're retarded.

the retarding force at a drop distance of 20 m would only be -bv, which means that if we rewrite the equation as bv - mg = ma, with a being zero as its terminal velocity, then v is mg/b.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2016 08:24:37 No.25041711 Report

Quoted By: >>25041727

>>25035138
>catch it
>fall to your death because it's not there to retard your fall anymore and you realize you're a retard for doing so

Inb4 you just order it out of its ball
Nigger you THREW that master ball at it, it's now falling at high speeds outside your reach.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 20 Jan 2016 08:29:55 No.25041727 Report

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>>25041711
Nah, use the master ball on it after you land on Yveltal without throwing it. Then you can get it out of the ball by pressing the button, again without throwing it.

Provided you land safely on Yveltal in the first place.

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