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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 01:38:18 No.25052629 View View Reply Original Report

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>all of his pokemon are female

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 02:03:05 No.25052799 Report

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> MFW when I was breeding my Normal-Type team they all hatched female

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 02:05:09 No.25052811 Report

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>>25052629
>all of his Pokémon are legendaries

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 02:06:00 No.25052815 Report

Quoted By: >>25052823 >>25054907 >>25055780

>>25052629
>feeding and taking care of another male
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 02:07:21 No.25052823 Report

Quoted By: >>25058452

>>25052815
To raise your son to be a better version of yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 02:18:03 No.25052864 Report

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>>25052629
not Pikachu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 02:21:59 No.25052897 Report

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>>25052629
>prefers all their pokemon female because they are female
>refuses to use 100% male pokemon
>ironically dislikes the genies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 05:19:44 No.25053759 Report

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>>25052897
W-who is this godess?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 11:17:57 No.25054820 Report

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>>25053759
Another feminist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 11:23:18 No.25054826 Report

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>All his pokemon are OU

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 11:29:36 No.25054843 Report

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>>25052629
>all of his pokemon are feminine looking, such as lopunny, gothitelle, glaceon etc
>they're all boys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 11:29:38 No.25054845 Report

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>>25052629
>all of his pokemon are male

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 11:29:48 No.25054847 Report

Quoted By: >>25054855

boys r gross desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 11:35:37 No.25054855 Report

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>>25054845
Underrated post

>>25054847
Found the lesbo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 11:55:08 No.25054903 Report

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>>25052629

The reason that all my Pokémon is female is because I don't want to have my Growlithe trying to hump my leg.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 11:57:11 No.25054907 Report

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>>25052815
>he doesn't have bros

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:01:30 No.25054916 Report

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>none of his pokemon are genderless

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:02:38 No.25054920 Report

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>>25054903
Male and female dogs do this out of trying to establish dominance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:04:56 No.25054929 Report

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>>25054920

Or sexual. Regardless no Growlithe penis on my leg.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:08:37 No.25054936 Report

Quoted By: >>25054956

>>25054903
Anon, sorry to break it to you but female dogs hump shit too. I own one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 12:24:06 No.25054956 Report

Quoted By: >>25055187

>>25054936
Would you rather have a penis or vagina rubbing against your leg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 14:12:39 No.25055187 Report

Quoted By: >>25057950

>>25054956
If it's anything but human, it shouldn't matter unless you're a sick fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 14:16:58 No.25055201 Report

Quoted By: >>25055420 >>25055521 >>25055594

>Playing Colosseum as a kid
>Entire team is male
>Didn't notice
>Random NPC has all female team that spams attract/cute charm
>Battle lasts nearly an hour as none of my team can get an attack off
>Always split teams 50/50 now because of it

Never again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 15:31:05 No.25055420 Report

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>>25055201
This is why you use genderless Pokémon. Because they're impervious to attract or any of the other infatuation moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 15:38:58 No.25055448 Report

Quoted By: >>25055539 >>25055606

>>25054845
I do this anon, fuck you gonna do about it bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 15:47:36 No.25055521 Report

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>>25055201
>none of my team can get off

kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 15:50:24 No.25055539 Report

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>>25055448
attract

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 15:55:53 No.25055594 Report

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>>25055201
>fight a female trainer with an all-female team
>your team is all-male so you get fucked up by attract and cute charm
>lose
>you have no money
>trainer tells you that you can pay in bed and drags you to her place

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 15:57:47 No.25055606 Report

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>>25055448
i'm going to add you to my potential school shooters list

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:19:32 No.25055759 Report

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>>25052629
>Having only genderless pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:22:11 No.25055780 Report

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>>25052815
>muh utilitarianism

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:22:45 No.25055790 Report

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I do it half and half though

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:28:19 No.25055835 Report

Quoted By: >>25057024 >>25057046

>>25055780
>be literal opposite of neckbeard
>so opposite that I'm christian

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:30:27 No.25055855 Report

Quoted By: >>25055871

>>25052629
> Gardevoir, Lopunny, Lilligant, Absol, Delphox, Sylveon

I... I don't see the problem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 16:33:44 No.25055871 Report

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>>25055855
>liligant
>waifumon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 20:26:31 No.25057024 Report

Quoted By: >>25057049

>>25055835
Didn't Jesus take care of other men?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 20:29:11 No.25057035 Report

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>>25054843
I do this.
It makes cumming on my ds in amie so much more satisfying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 20:30:53 No.25057041 Report

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>>25052629

Yes, I only have females on my party. I will only get males when it's a gender only Pokémon and then I will release them after them are evolved (just to register on Pokédex).

Why? I dunno, I consider Pokémon like pets and I really dislike male pets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 20:32:02 No.25057046 Report

Quoted By: >>25057057

>>25055835
>that I'm christian

A really shitty one apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 20:32:34 No.25057049 Report

Quoted By: >>25057423

>>25057024
What the fuck are you talking about
>>25057035
Please kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 20:35:45 No.25057057 Report

Quoted By: >>25057074

>>25057046
>to be a Christian you have to be a crazy nutjob with a pole up your ass
There can be accepting, leftist Christians too. You don't have to be one of those freaks that pushes the ideology and threatens of no believers burning in hell. You don't have to make sure you have no flaws. You don't understand how Christianity works, do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 20:39:53 No.25057074 Report

Quoted By: >>25057463

>>25057057
> leftist Christians

You mean the ones who keep dismissing the word of God and embracing abominations because new age liberalism?

Protip: you don't need to be 'leftist Christian' to be a decent person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 21:34:03 No.25057423 Report

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>>25057049
A Christian tells people to kill themselves. Living the way of Christ I see.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 21:39:12 No.25057463 Report

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>>25057074
I don't embrace any of the shit. I just say people can do whatever the fuck they want, with a few acceptions being shit like abortions which should honestly be illegal unless it's a life or death situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 21:52:16 No.25057553 Report

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>>25057463
>wanting more niggers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 21:52:36 No.25057556 Report

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>>25052629
All my Pokemon are male and extremely buff and masculine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 22:14:49 No.25057678 Report

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>>25057553
Don't worry anon, I hate dindus just as much as the best /pol/ack, but A: white girls are more likely to get an abortion and B: it's unethical and an infringement of one of the inalienable rights. More blacks just need to become successful people. I have black friends and they're actually desirable compared to niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 22:46:57 No.25057859 Report

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>>25057556

> making a team of shitmons

Did you really brought the 'Machoke is good' meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:02:46 No.25057950 Report

Quoted By: >>25060931

>>25055187
What's wrong with being ttracted to real animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:54:42 No.25058260 Report

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I like having my dogs and pets males so they dont get assfucked by another dog. Same applies to pokemon

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:12:35 No.25058389 Report

Quoted By: >>25058471

>>25058260
>I like having my dogs and pets males so they dont get assfucked by another dog

You'd be surprised if you obsvered how male dogs behave with each others

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:25:07 No.25058452 Report

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>>25052823
Right answer. Good job anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:27:20 No.25058464 Report

Quoted By: >>25060922

>having a single-gender team
Did Whitney teach you nothing? That only leaves you susceptible to Attract.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:28:20 No.25058471 Report

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>>25058389
As dumb as you frogposters usually are, you have a point for once.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 07:52:14 No.25060922 Report

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>>25058464
>implying anyone ever uses attract on a male Pokemon

All female teams are objectively superior.

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 07:57:49 No.25060931 Report

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>>25057950

Let's not start this shit again, because no matter how many times you try to pull as many strawman arguments out of your cloacea, your mental illness has no ground.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:07:46 No.25060950 Report

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This actually is somewhat happening in my current run of Gale of Darkness if you ignore Umbreon (and Lunatone since it's better than an empty slot) The upcoming Shellder being female would really complete the team

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:18:23 No.25060974 Report

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>>25060922
If I ever do catch a bird, he's a male and he'll know attract

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Jimmy the Bento Box Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:20:20 No.25060981 Report

Quoted By: >>25061012 >>25061021

>not having three male and three female Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:30:23 No.25061010 Report

Quoted By: >>25061020

>>25060974
>hoothoot
>bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:31:45 No.25061012 Report

Quoted By: >>25061021

>>25060981
>not having 2 male, 2 female and 2 genderless Pokemon

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:36:28 No.25061020 Report

Quoted By: >>25061084

>>25061010
>owl
>not bird

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:37:05 No.25061021 Report

Quoted By: >>25061024

>>25061012
>>25060981

>not having any agendered, genderfluid, genderqueer, or genderbender pokemon

How very problematic of you, cis scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:39:36 No.25061024 Report

Quoted By: >>25061066

>>25061021
But pokemon don't have humanity's meme powers and therefore can only be common sense genders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 08:56:22 No.25061066 Report

Quoted By: >>25061077 >>25061118

>>25061024
But what about ditto? Ditto is literally genderfluid

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 09:01:52 No.25061077 Report

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>>25061066
Mr. Ramon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 09:05:04 No.25061084 Report

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>>25061020
>implying owls are birds

Jimmy the Bento Box

Jimmy the Bento Box Sat 23 Jan 2016 09:26:29 No.25061118 Report

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>>25061066
Ditto is speciesfluid. That's like, seven and a half times better than genderfluid.

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