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Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:31:27 No.25058118 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>25058144 >>25058370 >>25058480

>Mightyena doesn't get Pursuit
>Lanturn doesn't get Tail Glow
>Clefable doesn't get Play Rough
>Bouffalant doesn't get Head Smash
>Gyarados doesn't get Rage
>Altaria doesn't get Hurricane or Air Slash
>neither does Butterfree
>Dedenne doesn't get Dazzling Gleam
>Gengar doesn't get Nasty Plot
>Nincada doesn't get Earthquake
>Fearow doesn't get Brave Bird

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:35:00 No.25058144 Report

Quoted By: >>25058158 >>25058163 >>25058203 >>25058315 >>25058702

>>25058118
Hyenas are scavengers.
Lanturn's tail doesn't glow and it isn't a firefly either
Clefable isn't rough.
Bouffalant's head is covered by its hair.
Altaria has nothing to slash with and likes calm, peaceful weather.
Butterfree's shit.
Gengar doesn't need to be overpowered.
Nincada's a fucking bug.
Fearow's a coward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:37:42 No.25058158 Report

Quoted By: >>25058174

>>25058144
>tripfag
>says dumb shit

pick 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:38:29 No.25058163 Report

Quoted By: >>25058174

>>25058144
>Nincada's a fucking bug.
Like Heracross and Forretress, right? :^)

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:39:54 No.25058174 Report

Quoted By: >>25058198

>>25058158
Is this the part where I say "REEE" and post a smug drawing of a girl?

>>25058163
REEE
you know what i meant, c'mon
look into your heart
your beautiful poop-filled heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:45:00 No.25058198 Report

Quoted By: >>25058219

>>25058174
no i don't know what you meant

nincada is a ground type

why shouldn't it learn earthquake

the following bug types learn earthquake:

pinsir
pineco family
shuckle
heracross
armaldo
ground wormadam
scolipede
dwebble family

kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:45:57 No.25058203 Report

Quoted By: >>25058219

>>25058144
>Hyenas are scavengers
Except hyenas actually hunt their prey too, you fucking retard. Having Pursuit would make perfect sense.
Although most people imagine spotted hyaenas to be skulking scavengers who feed on the scraps left by more glamorous predators like lions and leopards, they are in fact excellent hunters that feed mainly on large ungulates they kill themselves.
Although most people imagine spotted hyaenas to be skulking scavengers who feed on the scraps left by more glamorous predators like lions and leopards, they are in fact excellent hunters that feed mainly on large ungulates they kill themselves.

Christ, even Mightyena's pokedex entries state that it chases prey.
>It chases down prey in a pack. It will never disobey the commands of a skilled Trainer.

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:49:01 No.25058219 Report

Quoted By: >>25058237 >>25058249 >>25058298

>>25058198
Because it's a little cicada.
It's ground-type because it digs holes and sleeps in them. It learns dig.

Don't get too flustered anon, I'm worried about you~

>>25058203
Oh yeah, I forgot that pokedex entry. Sure then, give it Pursuit.
Also, did you copypaste that from somewhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:51:32 No.25058237 Report

Quoted By: >>25058284

>>25058219
http://www.hyaenidae.org/hyena-myths.html

Educate yourself before you post stupid shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:52:40 No.25058249 Report

Quoted By: >>25058284

>>25058219
and dwebble is a little hermit crab
and pineco is a little bagworm
and shuckle's whole gimmick is that he is passive, how exactly is he meant to cause massive earthquakes

kill yourself

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Fri 22 Jan 2016 23:57:27 No.25058284 Report

Quoted By: >>25058302 >>25058390 >>25058411

>>25058237
Sorry anon, I'll never be as good of a hyena-ologist as you.

>>25058249
Pineco's a backworm that's also a grenade.
Dwebble's strong/sturdy or whatever, it even gets Rock Wrecker FFS.
I think Shuckle shouldn't learn earthquake.

Both of you need to calm down. It's just pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:00:49 No.25058298 Report

Quoted By: >>25058354

>>25058219
Legit question, why do you constantly use your trip?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:01:08 No.25058302 Report

Quoted By:

>>25058284

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:03:30 No.25058315 Report

Quoted By: >>25058354

>>25058144

>Lanturn's tail doesn't glow and it isn't a firefly either

Neither is Manaphy.

>Altaria has nothing to slash with and likes calm, peaceful weather.

Neither does Togekiss, and it's disposition is similar to Altaria.

Not commenting on your other points since others already have. Enjoy your (you)s, by the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:03:52 No.25058320 Report

Quoted By: >>25058333

Ilumise doesn't get Tail Glow,ie, the one whose special attack isn't totally awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:05:25 No.25058333 Report

Quoted By: >>25058354 >>25058710

>>25058320
dumb I hate buttscab as much as everyone else on this board but this one is actually explainable

only male fireflys light up

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:08:11 No.25058354 Report

Quoted By: >>25058383 >>25058698

>>25058298
I have a pic saved on another computer that explains it. fgts is down right now, I'll post it later when it comes back up if you want.

>>25058315
Manaphy's a firefly of the sea
Togekiss doesn't learn Hurricane.

You're... welcome?

>>25058333
Female fireflies light up too, baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:09:57 No.25058370 Report

Quoted By: >>25058719 >>25058743

>>25058118
>Mightyena doesn't get Pursuit

It's a wolf, it protects it's territory it doesn't leave it.
>Lanturn doesn't get Tail Glow

It doesn'thave a tail retard

>Bouffalant doesn't get Head Smash

You can't smash with a afro, that'd be like being hit with a foam ball

>Gyarados doesn't get Rage

It's not an angry pokemon

>Dedenne doesn't get Dazzling Gleam

what the fuck is it supposed to dazzle with?

>Gengar doesn't get Nasty Plot

Haven't you seen the anime? gengar isn't nasty.

>Nincada doesn't get Earthquake

It's a bug, what do you expect?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:11:58 No.25058383 Report

Quoted By: >>25058408

>>25058354
>firefly of the sea

ie a thing that literally does not exist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:12:43 No.25058390 Report

Quoted By: >>25058408

>>25058284
please leave with your trip

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:16:04 No.25058408 Report

Quoted By: >>25058422

>>25058383
Okay, anon.
What are we talking about again?

>>25058390
But the trip's the only part you don't like, anon.
Love thy neighbour, hate thy trip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:16:50 No.25058411 Report

Quoted By: >>25058446

>>25058284
Dear Brett/Buttscab/TORtoOQMEfy whatever

This is you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIjux6BNAfc

Sincerely, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:18:59 No.25058422 Report

Quoted By: >>25058433 >>25058446

>>25058408
sea angels are slugs

should gastrodon learn tail glow as well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:21:04 No.25058433 Report

Quoted By: >>25058446

>>25058422

colloquially they are fireflies of the sea. same logic as making a seahorse a dragon.

also nasty plot gengar would be broken as fuck.

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:23:23 No.25058446 Report

Quoted By: >>25058472

>>25058411
Dear Anonymous,

That's a pretty funny video, thanks! If this was Twitter I'd re-tweet your tweet.

>>25058422
Well, sea angels are also animals.
Guess that means Kangaskhan should learn Tail Glow too.

>>25058433
Quit agreeing with me, you're obviously me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:28:22 No.25058472 Report

Quoted By: >>25058550

>>25058446
nice strawman faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:29:23 No.25058480 Report

Quoted By: >>25058550

>>25058118
Sceptile doesn't get Dragon Tail or Aqua Tail

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:38:50 No.25058550 Report

Quoted By: >>25058564

>>25058472
The kind of slug Gastrodon's based on isn't the same kind of slug Manaphy's based on. The one Gastrodon's based on doesn't glow. I'm sorry anon.

But feel free to insult me some more if it makes you feel better.

>>25058480
Sceptile really should have U-Turn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:41:07 No.25058564 Report

Quoted By: >>25058613

>>25058550
>completely ignoring the argument

wow great job kid

also sceptile is fat as fuck, it's like saying lickilicky should learn u turn

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:47:10 No.25058613 Report

Quoted By: >>25058628

>>25058564
That's the spirit, anon.
Now your only issue is that your posts don't have enough memes. Or smug anime girls, whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:49:17 No.25058628 Report

Quoted By: >>25058649

>>25058613
sceptile is fat

how can it use u turn

should snorlax learn u turn as well

Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy

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Brett !!TORtoOQMEfy Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:51:43 No.25058649 Report

Quoted By:

>>25058628
It's time to stop, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:54:24 No.25058674 Report

Quoted By:

>Escavalier doesn't get U-turn
>Rampardos doesn't get Skull Bash
>Blastoise doesn't get Zap Cannon anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:57:02 No.25058698 Report

Quoted By:

>>25058354
Please do i'd very much like to know why

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:57:37 No.25058702 Report

Quoted By:

>>25058144
But it's okay when all of these mons learn Pursuit :^^)))
http://pokemondb.net/move/pursuit
And shit like Chansey learns Earthquake.

Just fuck off already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 00:59:37 No.25058710 Report

Quoted By:

>>25058333
Actually they do light up, they just can't fly like the males. /an/imal here, the main reason for their bioluminescence is to signal for mating. The females on the ground see the males signal, then signal back to say hey come fuck me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 01:00:41 No.25058719 Report

Quoted By:

>>25058370
>GFIDF being GF apologist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 23 Jan 2016 01:03:26 No.25058743 Report

Quoted By:

>>25058370
Gyarados isn't angry? It's the atrocious pokemon.
Silver:
Once it appears, it goes on a rampage. It remains enraged until it demolishes everything around it.
Sounds pretty mean and angry

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