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Gen 7

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>new region
>region is literally a straight line from starting town through gym cities to pokemon league
>25 new pokemon, 6 of them event only
>male and female MCs look like Nate and Rosa after a horrible makeover
>10 friends walk along with you
>handhold you through route 1, first gym, and route 2 for good measure
>so far only pokemon you've seen are starter pokes (Water, Grass, and Fire/Fighting) and early route bird pokemon
>2-7th gyms are grossly underleveled
>10 friends handhold you through 8th gym, that ones a little tricky!
>villainous team makes you go back to second town to fight them
>10 friends beat them for you anyways, you just fight some gratuitous side battle
>legendary pokemon arrives
>looks exactly like a Gundam
>10 friends give you 20 master balls to make the battle easier
>friends walk you through Victory Road
>friends beat elite 4 for you
>you fight the champion whose pokemkn are massively underleveled too
>everyone calls you a great pokemon master
>"Now you can catch them all!" is the entire postgame
>gen 4 remakes come out
>include no improvements found in Platinum
>the 25 new pokemon are either unviable or completely broken
>costs $40 + $25 for elite 4 DLC
>doesn't even use any features of next gen console

Who else hyped?