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>>25127768
How can you even surf on top of a Azuril? Maybe you could hold it like a small flotation device and kick your way to where you want to go.
>>25127773
Classic choice.
Imagine riding through the water on a Sharkpedo. Swimming trainers would scream when they saw one coming for them, and then they would be flabbergasted to see a little child on the Sharks Dorsal fin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:13:47 No.25127811 Report

Quoted By: >>25127926

>>25127768
>Gardevior
>not wanna ride a manly, ripped and strong double'D Machamp
Pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:14:50 No.25127815 Report

Quoted By: >>25127842

>>25127763
>Best for Flying:
The only correct answer is Fug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:15:32 No.25127819 Report

Quoted By: >>25127821 >>25128460

>>25127808
>riding a rough skin sharpedo
At the end of surf, you would be bleeding.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:16:28 No.25127820 Report

Quoted By: >>25127827 >>25127841 >>25127842

>>25127763
Magnezone is best for all three. It can just hover over the water or fly using electromagnetism. Plus it's fucking massive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:17:31 No.25127821 Report

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>>25127819
>he doesn't know that rough skin doesn't work against friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:18:39 No.25127827 Report

Quoted By: >>25127836 >>25127841

>>25127820
Shut up. Everybody know you only want a reason to get on top of the yellow pole and stick it like a buttplug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:20:28 No.25127836 Report

Quoted By: >>25127860

>>25127827
Nah, I wanna spook UFOlogists. Plus that's too big for a buttplug anyways. Sticking that up your ass would be just asking to be the next mr. hands.

Riding Pokemon

Riding Pokemon Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:21:06 No.25127841 Report

Quoted By: >>25129704

>>25127820
>sitting on metal Pokemon for length longer than a few minutes
That doesn't sound very comfy.
>>25127827
That's nasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:21:35 No.25127842 Report

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>>25127815
>>25127820
The best for flying is clearly Golurk

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:27:33 No.25127860 Report

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>>25127836
kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 14:50:17 No.25127926 Report

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>>25127811
>implying it wouldn't be the other way around
>you will be bent over on Cycling Road and he fists you so you pedal faster

no thanks

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Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 15:24:22 No.25128049 Report

Quoted By: >>25128496

>>25127763

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 15:48:34 No.25128130 Report

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>>25127763
ur mum lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 15:55:21 No.25128160 Report

Quoted By: >>25128185

Tauros
Dragonite
Jellicent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 16:01:54 No.25128185 Report

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>>25128160
>Tauros and Dragonite
Really good taste.
>Jellicent
Eh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 17:03:57 No.25128460 Report

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>>25127819
>Not having a Speed boost Sharpedo
Rough Skin is for plebs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 17:06:29 No.25128469 Report

Quoted By: >>25128494

Gardevoir
Delphox
Meloetta

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 17:11:02 No.25128487 Report

Quoted By: >>25128526

>>25127763
Clearly the answer to all 3 is Garchomp. It travels at high speeds on land, can learn Surf, and its pokedex entry says it flies super fast too.

Just kidding. Riding Garchomp would be rough and unpleasant.

The real answer is Tropius for Land, Lapras for sea, and a 4-way tie between Latios, Latias, Tropius and Drifblim for air.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 17:12:14 No.25128494 Report

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>>25128469
>Wanting to ride Meloetta and Gardevoir
What kind of riding do you have mind with such small Pokemon? Hmmm?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 17:12:34 No.25128496 Report

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>>25128049
>4'7

World really is full of manlets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 17:16:45 No.25128526 Report

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>>25128487
You sir are a dinosuar/plesiosaurus-ridding freak. God bless you.
Tropius has to be one of the most cozy Pokemon to ride on. Not to mention he supplies free snacks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Feb 2016 20:18:12 No.25129704 Report

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>>25127841
No worse than sitting on a chair. And I have an antenna to hold onto.

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