I had a thought that pokemon might be pretty dank if every line got a signature move which took up a 5th moveslot. Obviously already great pokemon for competitive play would get worse moves, while shitmons will get really good moves. The idea is to give every evolutionary line a niche. Here's a few I thought of:

>Throh
(Crouching Toss (?))If the user is hit by a damaging move, the opponent takes damage equal to the user's level and is forced to switch out to a random teammate. Priority +2, 100 accuracy

>Swalot
(Regurgitate) The user swallows its held item, gaining the item's effect permanently (assvest gives a 1.5x spd boost, flame orb burns Swalot etc), then spits it out at the opponent, damage and effect is based on the item (much like fling, in this case a flame orb would act like flamethrower, a snowball like ice beam, etc). 100 accuracy

>Seaking
(King's Wrath) If this move misses, the user's attack and speed are raised by one stage. 75BP, 75 accuracy(maybe 80-85), physical

how autistic am I for coming up with this?