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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 02:50:57 No.25201568 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>25202514 >>25202549 >>25202617 >>25202870 >>25204219 >>25204548 >>25211555

>Go to Gamestop to get the Mew plush since the manager said they restocked today
>heading towards store
>cross paths with a little girl holding a FUCKING BLUE MEW
>get to store
>no more
THIS IS BULLSHIT IVE LIKED POKEMON BEFORE THAT LITTLE SHIT EXISTED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 02:52:55 No.25201594 Report

Quoted By: >>25202514

...and you didn't steal it from her?

What the fuck, OP?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 04:35:27 No.25202514 Report

Quoted By: >>25204087

>>25201568
>>25201594
>people get this mad over missing out on a plush

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 04:38:02 No.25202538 Report

Quoted By: >>25204144 >>25204362 >>25204528

>not being happy the children of this generation enjoy pokemon as much as you did

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 04:39:32 No.25202549 Report

Quoted By: >>25202810

>>25201568
Haha, fucking pussy.

I would have punched that smug bitch in the face and taken MY mew plush.
You deserve it for being a fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 04:40:15 No.25202552 Report

Quoted By: >>25202870

You could get a shiny one as well? I had no idea, makes me want a shiny Jirachi plush

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 04:43:47 No.25202577 Report

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Man I can not stop laughing at that picture

gg OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 04:44:06 No.25202579 Report

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>buying American pokemon plushies
the ones from the Pokemon center are a lot better

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 04:50:24 No.25202617 Report

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>>25201568
>that pic
ow my sides!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 05:20:11 No.25202810 Report

Quoted By: >>25202849 >>25202879

>>25202549

For somebody being THIS desperate over a simple mew plushie that's likely be found online everywhere, I'm sure you'll just choke back on the tears at being outrun by a child for a stuffed toy if not fail to even gain the courage to approach the kid in the first place. And if that doesn't stop you, sure the parent alerting the authorities just by the sight of you will instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 05:24:40 No.25202849 Report

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>>25202810
It's online, but you'd have to pay a scalper x3 the price since its a gamestop exclusive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 05:27:27 No.25202870 Report

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>>25201568
>>25202552
There is no shiny version of this plush. Either the girl had a different shiny mew plush with her just by coincidence or OP is lieing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 05:28:55 No.25202879 Report

Quoted By: >>25202905

>>25202810
I get the plushie at the end of the day while you come here and talk about how you cucked by a little girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 05:32:13 No.25202905 Report

Quoted By: >>25203367

>>25202879
She got there before OP and bought it before OP. That's not being cucked and stealing a toy from a child is goddamned pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 06:32:21 No.25203367 Report

Quoted By: >>25203395

>>25202905
Why is it pathetic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 06:37:52 No.25203395 Report

Quoted By: >>25203591

>>25203367
Because it's just a toy, for fuck's sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 07:10:32 No.25203591 Report

Quoted By: >>25203674 >>25203796

>>25203395
>just a toy
Is that what your wife tells you when she's slammed by that big black cock?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 07:29:11 No.25203674 Report

Quoted By: >>25203698 >>25204014 >>25213342

>>25203591

>Attempting to excuse your toyshit obsession.
>Try hard racism.
>Being this low of scum when called out.
>All this for a single stuffed animal.

Holy shit, I can almost just taste your filth from beyond my screen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 07:33:09 No.25203698 Report

Quoted By: >>25203966 >>25204706

>>25203674
>not caring about merchandise
>getting beaten by a little girl
>muh racism
Lurk moar before you start posting.

Oh, by the way.
Have you caught them all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 07:58:47 No.25203796 Report

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>>25203591
Joke's on you, asswipe. I'm not married.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 08:51:58 No.25203966 Report

Quoted By: >>25203980 >>25204014 >>25204046 >>25204706

>>25203698

>Caring for a cheap quality crap plush doll like it's worth your level of obsession.
>I haven't even bothered with merch meant for said children like you.
>Muh edgy rebel teen racism.

Before somebody sets the parental control lock back onto your internet access, feel free to lurk more yourself seeing that your this desperate to try and fit in with us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 08:55:17 No.25203980 Report

Quoted By: >>25204132

>>25203966
>I haven't even bothered with merch meant for said children like you
>on the board for a childrens monster game
You just outed yourself as someone who shouldnt be here, congrats.
Now go to a big boy board like >>>/sp/ or >>>/y/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 08:55:57 No.25203982 Report

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Just inject it :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:02:54 No.25204014 Report

Quoted By: >>25204132 >>25205267

>>25203674
>>25203966
>seasonly landwhale anime reaction image
>triggered by """"racist"""" shitposts
>edgy
>reddit spacing
>inability to grasp the concept of a joke
>constant "child" projection
>US
where do I fucking begin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:08:50 No.25204046 Report

Quoted By: >>25204082 >>25204132 >>25204165

>>25203966
>Fuck off m8. If I end up replying a shitposter, I'll be replying to a shitposter.
>It happens sometimes if you like it or not. So we don't need triggered faggots like you calling people dumbasses every time you happen to see somebody giving a shitposter a slight bit of attention. Gets just almost as annoying as the shitposters themselves since it provides little to nothing at actually preventing the problem. Especially when there are actually other options that are available to clearly solve the shitposting problem instead.
the only person here in need of a parental control lock is you

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:19:37 No.25204082 Report

Quoted By: >>25204097

>>25204046
I am assuming that's a quote from the poster?

It sounds as if they themselves are getting triggered. Why are they trying to use it pejoratively at the same time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:21:11 No.25204087 Report

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>>25202514
>Having human emotions is mockable
You're the worst kind of person

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:22:55 No.25204097 Report

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>>25204082
pretty sure it is
the filenames match up under an extreme circumstance and they're both lashing out like babies at literally nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:34:23 No.25204132 Report

Quoted By: >>25204150

>>25203980
>>25204014
>>25204046

Sure are a lovely bundle of replies here. what else is there to expect from the kind who go to such lengths and rage over a fucking cheaply made toy. Happy 20th anniversary. You sure do deserve it. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:37:21 No.25204144 Report

Quoted By: >>25204649

>>25202538
This is one of best things about pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:38:41 No.25204150 Report

Quoted By: >>25204203

>>25204132
I can feel you genuinely seething right now
At least you weren't dumb enough to give me more ammo, then we'd really see what kind of shit person you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:41:24 No.25204165 Report

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>>25204046
that post reminds me of SRS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:50:07 No.25204203 Report

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>>25204150

Sure anon. Let's go with that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:53:54 No.25204219 Report

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>>25201568
>Getting this ass devastated that a little girl has what amounts to a stuffed kitty
>Get this butt flustered over a little girl being into the same hobby you're into
>Being so anally aggravated that you needed to complain about a little girl having something you don't.
>Getting so rectally enraged that you basically just pulled the "I LIKED X BEFORE X WAS COOL" like a hipster faggot.

You do realize you've just reached Brony levels of autism, right?
And even if this story is a work of fiction, you'd still need to be that level of retarded to even make up something so stupid.

Either way, reevaluate your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:55:25 No.25204223 Report

Quoted By: >>25204241 >>25204693

This is why I come to 4chan everyday; to see a bunch of salty faggots bicker with each other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 09:58:42 No.25204241 Report

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>>25204223
>to see a bunch of salty faggots bicker with each other
You'll love this thread >>25171821

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 10:18:43 No.25204362 Report

Quoted By: >>25206392

>>25202538
You understood everything, I'm glad that there's still people like you in this board.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 10:34:13 No.25204451 Report

Quoted By: >>25204531

>Girls liking Pokemon

Nice story OP, but you need to work on your factual accuracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 10:48:18 No.25204528 Report

Quoted By:

>>25202538
Should be /thread right here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 10:48:44 No.25204531 Report

Quoted By:

>>25204451
My kid sister likes Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 10:50:42 No.25204548 Report

Quoted By:

>>25201568
Maybe you should've been on time then instead of complaining that a child got a toy you wanted without 'deserving' it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 11:11:19 No.25204649 Report

Quoted By:

>>25204144
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 11:18:10 No.25204673 Report

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Wait they can be shiny

God fucking damn it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 11:24:18 No.25204693 Report

Quoted By: >>25204922

>>25204223
it's one miserable fat women getting upset at a joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 11:29:13 No.25204706 Report

Quoted By: >>25204922

>>25203698
4chan
>>25203966
Tumblr

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 12:32:06 No.25204922 Report

Quoted By: >>25206133 >>25213357

>>25204693

>"Go beat up that child and rob her toy."
>"lol it's just a joke guise."

The fuck is this? Reddit humor?
Fuck off dumbass.

>>25204706
Go back to looking at 4chan through 9gag screenshots. You're just embarrassing yourself now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 13:58:30 No.25205267 Report

Quoted By: >>25206133

>>25204014
>>reddit spacing
is this the new hot meme?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 17:31:33 No.25206133 Report

Quoted By: >>25208715

>>25205267
He's just triggered because he was beat up in school every day of his life.

>>25204922
I'm sorry my little brother beat you up in school every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 17:42:53 No.25206186 Report

Quoted By: >>25208715

>a bunch of autistic manchildren getting mad over a shitty made pasta about a fucking plush toy
Quality /vp/ thread i see

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HILARY AIDE FOUND STRANGLED AFTER NH RESULTS Thu 11 Feb 2016 18:23:01 No.25206392 Report

Quoted By: >>25208361

>>25204362
>Red gets Espeon
Never figured why that was a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 11 Feb 2016 23:50:32 No.25208361 Report

Quoted By: >>25211897

>>25206392
Eevee retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 01:04:22 No.25208715 Report

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>>25206133

Sure he is, kiddo. ;^)

>>25206186

More like people acting retarded with a shitty pasta before pulling the joke card even though its humor only underage would find funny.

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Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 05:50:44 No.25210397 Report

Quoted By: >>25210433

WHAT? I THOUGHT THEY WERE SELLING IT ON THE 24TH. FUCK ME. I'M NEVER GETTING ONE NOW. WHY EVEN FUCKING MENTION A DATE IN THE NEWS REPORT IF IT ISN'T THE START DATE? FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 05:56:03 No.25210433 Report

Quoted By: >>25210441

>>25210397
How did you manage to miss the mew spaghetti stories that have been going on for over a week?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 05:57:42 No.25210441 Report

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>>25210433
I don't visit /vp/ much anymore now that I'm a wage slave that passes out as soon as I get home and lack motivation to do anything but sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 12:36:30 No.25211548 Report

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this belongs in r/tifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 12:38:32 No.25211555 Report

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>>25201568
Should've been there earlier.
Clearly you didn't want the damn thing enough to do everything you could to get it.

And that's why you'll always be a loser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 12:59:09 No.25211616 Report

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>believing Op's bullshit

There's no shiny Mew plush

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 14:25:16 No.25211897 Report

Quoted By: >>25213472

>>25208361
Espeon didn't exist in Gen I

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 19:40:36 No.25213342 Report

Quoted By: >>25213382 >>25215608

>>25203674
>Try hard racism.
Christ, that wasn't even try hard racism. Is /vp/ one of those boards frequented mostly by Reddit normies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 19:43:49 No.25213357 Report

Quoted By: >>25215608

>>25204922
So you seriously got offended at a cliché, harmless old pasta?
"See kid with X I like, ponder punching them in the face" is an old as fuck thread starter. Please don't pretend to be an oldtimer, you're just an easily-triggered normie. You're the one embarrassing yourself. Stop posting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 19:50:00 No.25213382 Report

Quoted By: >>25215608

>>25213342
There are literally people here who rage at the site of the word "nigger", no matter what context.

Just ignore them, they're dirty niggers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 20:13:10 No.25213472 Report

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>>25211897
In the manga he ends up with an espeon so thats why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 12 Feb 2016 21:03:55 No.25213712 Report

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But what if you are the little girl

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Anonymous Sat 13 Feb 2016 02:39:03 No.25215608 Report

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>>25213342
>>25213357
>>25213382

Retards doing damage control. Faggotry at its finest.

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