I was babysitting my friend Jack's Amphoros while he went away on vacation.
He had only left for just a few hours. Amphoros was playing in the backyard with my Pokemon. I saw a plane crash on the news, sure I knew Jack was traveling by bus, but his Amphoros sure as fuck didn't know that.
"Hey Amphoros, come in here!" I called.
Amphoros skipped in like the fruity yellow faggot he is alongside my bro tier Leafeon.
Amphoros was looking right at me grinning from ear to ear. I wanted to smack that grin right off his stupid fucking face, but instead I knelt down beside him and put my arm around him.
"I'm sorry Amphoros," I said pointing to the footage of the burning aircraft wreckage. "but Jack's plane was blown up by a sand nigger suicide bomber, you'll never see him again, that's the plane he left on everyone on board died."
I swear if you could have seen the way that little bitch ass Amphoros broke down and started crying and sniveling and sobbing, it was so cool watching the grief of a heartbroken pokemon.
He's been cring for nearly two hours now, hes such a fucking crybaby, if my pokemon acted like that i'd kick the shit out of him with my steel toe boot.
I wish I recoreded it, i love watching the sorrow and tears of pathetic pokemon who deserve to suffer.
