>>25216029During the time Splatoon was about to come out there were 3 types of people.
1) The people excited for the game who just wanted to play it and have fun
2) The people shitposting about it for a whole year who got their shit kicked in when the game fixed its problems
3) Pay attention here, this one is you. The people who would defend this game and its flaws to the bitter end. No one could say anything bad about Splatoon because it was a Nintendo game, and Nintendo is a god.
Seeing as you fit the description of #3 (raging about a Zero Punctuation review, lel) I think the words white knight describe you perfectly, faggot beta.