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Jace !cWkQdfxVEQ Sun 14 Feb 2016 02:47:47 No.25222658 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>25222774 >>25222793 >>25222807 >>25222832

Rocket Grunt Kate !9iUaHbhW0c

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Rocket Grunt Kate !9iUaHbhW0c Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:04:52 No.25222774 Report

Quoted By: >>25222795 >>25222802

>>25222658
But I already joined.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:07:54 No.25222793 Report

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>>25222658
But who cares if Team Rocket gets my Caterpies and Zigzagoons? Butterfree and Linoone are miles worse than Crobat and Raticate.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:08:16 No.25222795 Report

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>>25222774

For better or worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:09:00 No.25222802 Report

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>>25222774

Then join again. It'll pad our membership numbers and make us look good when we go to file our taxes.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:09:24 No.25222807 Report

Quoted By: >>25222821 >>25222824 >>25222830

>>25222658
What exactly is "trash" referring to here?

THE ALMIGHTY PENISMON !BqcQeeA4HA

THE ALMIGHTY PENISMON !BqcQeeA4HA Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:11:22 No.25222820 Report

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Penismon is tired of making up ridiculous stories in roleplaying threads that don't have the word "RP" in them so he penetrates the Earth's core with his gigantic erect phallus and reduces the entire planet to a mass of rubble and love juice. The end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:11:32 No.25222821 Report

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>>25222807
Early route garbage. Y'know, like Purrloin and Patrat. Things that are the pokemon equivalent of Team Plasma. Pure Trash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:11:48 No.25222824 Report

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>>25222807

Muk. Garbodor. You know, literal trash.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:12:23 No.25222830 Report

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>>25222807

Anything not a starter, eevee, or pseudo-legend according to most kids these days. Why, you here to throw a fit about pokemon rights again?

Can it, PETA. Your movement died years ago, and good riddance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:12:27 No.25222832 Report

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>>25222658
I tried to join on Nugget Bridge but you wouldn't let me.

_Alfred_ !!5puX2W3kNZk

_Alfred_ !!5puX2W3kNZk Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:12:28 No.25222833 Report

Quoted By: >>25222845

Why would I join?

Is there good dental insurance or something?

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:14:30 No.25222845 Report

Quoted By: >>25222877 >>25222930

>>25222833
We offer the best medical insurance money can buy, though with our top medical staff, you'll rarely use it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:15:00 No.25222849 Report

Quoted By: >>25222876

Is there an anti-competition clause?.... already part of another evil organization

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:15:14 No.25222853 Report

Quoted By: >>25222863 >>25222868

I'll join if there are no niggers, wetbacks, beaners, chinks, gooks, Jews, sandniggers, mudslimes, women, or liberals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:16:45 No.25222862 Report

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Ok guys, OG Team Rocket and Team Plasma VS Team Aqua and Team Magma in an all-out war. None of them have their associated legend. Winning pair gets control of Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, and Unova. Who wins?

Rocket Grunt Kate !9iUaHbhW0c

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Rocket Grunt Kate !9iUaHbhW0c Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:16:46 No.25222863 Report

Quoted By: >>25222903 >>25222915

>>25222853
Seeing how we're based in Japan, there's none of those until you get to women, and even then, what are you, gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:17:16 No.25222868 Report

Quoted By: >>25222903 >>25222915

>>25222853

We have two women in incredibly high positions of power, and the vast majority of Rocket's membership is made of Japanese-born Japanese. We also have an Orrean as our team doctor, and one of our top executives is Egyptian.

Your call, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:17:45 No.25222876 Report

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>>25222849
One of the execs betrayed the team like five times, I don't think that would be an issue.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:17:47 No.25222877 Report

Quoted By: >>25222891 >>25222893 >>25222930

>>25222845

> our top medical staff

Ahaha. Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh harder.

> you'll rarely use it.

Because he'll be fucking dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:19:40 No.25222891 Report

Quoted By: >>25222927

>>25222877

Sure, but that just means he can charge double when his wife brings them back to life. Because we can do that, apparently.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:19:53 No.25222893 Report

Quoted By: >>25222927 >>25222930

>>25222877
>Because he'll be fucking dead.
To be fair, he won't be alive either.....swear to god, that guy's a mad scientist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:21:37 No.25222903 Report

Quoted By: >>25222913 >>25222932 >>25223707

>>25222863
>>25222868
>letting useless whores into an organization
Women belong in the kitchen. The only time they should leave the kitchen is for sexual relations. If your team allows harlots to parade around like they are equal to men then your team is garbage. End of story.

Rocket Grunt Kate !9iUaHbhW0c

Rocket Grunt Kate !9iUaHbhW0c Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:22:48 No.25222913 Report

Quoted By: >>25222920

>>25222903
Now, where'd my Grimer run off to? Need him to help make another sandwich.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:22:58 No.25222915 Report

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>>25222868
>>25222863
Being comprised of dirty japs is also an instant failure. Consider your team shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:24:00 No.25222920 Report

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>>25222913
Probably to a real trainer. A male trainer.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:25:00 No.25222927 Report

Quoted By: >>25222953

>>25222891

Why are they being charged at all if they offer medical insurance?

>>25222893

I don't even know why I work here anymore. You lot sit around screwing with carcasses instead of actually stealing shit.

Some Herbert West bull, is what it is.

_Alfred_ !!5puX2W3kNZk

_Alfred_ !!5puX2W3kNZk Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:25:12 No.25222930 Report

Quoted By: >>25222943 >>25222953

>>25222845
>>25222877
>>25222893
Uh, I don't think that's a nice way to advertise your team

what's the paydo i get to bring friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:25:21 No.25222932 Report

Quoted By: >>25223007

>>25222903
>the kitchen
Now that you mention it, why do our HQs never have kitchens?
At best, there's a few vending machines. I'm not a health nut or anything, but that's just silly.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:26:25 No.25222943 Report

Quoted By: >>25222956 >>25222997 >>25223013

>>25222930
It's part of our three pronged advertising campaign, subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:27:38 No.25222953 Report

Quoted By: >>25223069

>>25222927

Because Doc married a really, really, really crazy woman. That's all I can tell you.

>>25222930

You don't get to bring friends.

_Alfred_ !!5puX2W3kNZk

_Alfred_ !!5puX2W3kNZk Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:27:56 No.25222956 Report

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>>25222943
That justs seems very uneffective.
don't avoid the questions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:31:05 No.25222997 Report

Quoted By: >>25223032

>>25222943
You advertise with limes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:31:44 No.25223007 Report

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>>25222932
I heard Team Galactic is developing pills that have all the nutrients you need for a whole day in a single one

Meanwhile, outside Nugget Bridge

Meanwhile, outside Nugget Bridge Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:32:19 No.25223013 Report

Quoted By: >>25223025

>>25222943
>superliminal.

HEY YOU, JOIN TEAM ROCKET.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:33:48 No.25223025 Report

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>>25223013

TEKCOR MAET NIOJ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:34:17 No.25223032 Report

Quoted By: >>25223042 >>25223069

>>25222997
No, we just fuck with your head and make you think you want to join the team. By the time you realize you've been tricked, the contract you signed prevents you from quitting, unless you want your severance package to include you at the bottom of a lake with a pair of cement shoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:35:40 No.25223042 Report

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>>25223032
Oh. Because if there were limes, I'd consider joining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:36:19 No.25223046 Report

Quoted By: >>25223063 >>25223074

I hate all forms of citrus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:38:28 No.25223063 Report

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>>25223046
Enjoy your scurvy then.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:39:08 No.25223069 Report

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>>25223032

That implies all of the people we hire are smart enough to write their names. I would honestly be surprised if that is the case.

We all remember Lift Key Guy. The bastard.

>>25222953

Crazy is right. What was he thinking.

Scientist Rika !InfoMwQ0qQ

Scientist Rika !InfoMwQ0qQ Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:39:47 No.25223074 Report

Quoted By: >>25223084 >>25223088

>>25223046
How don't you have scurvy then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:40:57 No.25223084 Report

Quoted By: >>25223096

>>25223063
>>25223074
I regularly take gummy vitamins with much more pleasing flavors

Medical Grunt Schmidt

Medical Grunt Schmidt Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:41:28 No.25223088 Report

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>>25223074
Well you can get your vitamin C though other sources of foods, like chili peppers.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:42:23 No.25223096 Report

Quoted By: >>25223139

>>25223084
>he doesn't like oranges or limes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:48:39 No.25223139 Report

Quoted By: >>25223162

>>25223096
They make my tongue hurt and my Meowth doesn't like them either

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5 Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:48:47 No.25223140 Report

Quoted By: >>25223160 >>25223182

Dear lord, this entire place is completely insane. What have I gotten myself into?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:50:58 No.25223160 Report

Quoted By: >>25223174

>>25223140

What, you new here? Oh boy, are you in for it. Have a drink, kid, first one is free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:51:16 No.25223162 Report

Quoted By: >>25223177

>>25223139
I can't imagine how much your life much suck. Oranges are, like, the best thing.

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5 Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:52:38 No.25223174 Report

Quoted By: >>25223204 >>25223207

>>25223160

Thanks? I guess? I'm not really old enough to drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:53:02 No.25223177 Report

Quoted By: >>25223191

>>25223162
Maybe I'm repressing a memory of getting orange juice in my eye as a child or something. My body just refuses to let me eat them.
Artifical orange flavoring is fine, but real oranges...I just can't

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:53:34 No.25223182 Report

Quoted By: >>25223204 >>25223217

>>25223140
Welcome to Kanto's most wanted gang. We argue like children and don't do much, and yet we took over Silph co. for like, an hour. And then we got beaten by a ten year old. I don't know why people take us seriously, to be honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:54:43 No.25223191 Report

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>>25223177
I can imagine. Citric acid hurts like a bitch when it hits you in a soft spot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:55:56 No.25223204 Report

Quoted By: >>25223217 >>25223223

>>25223174
>>25223174

You are now.

> Slides some brandy over.

Hot tip, shortstop. Avoid anyone in a white coat. Actually let me amend that, avoid anyTHING in a white coat.

>>25223182

And what this guy said. Fuckin 10 year olds are tougher than they look. I say we should just shoot them, but Big G doesn't go for that.

Rocket Grunt Steve

Rocket Grunt Steve Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:56:15 No.25223207 Report

Quoted By: >>25223217

>>25223174
Kid, you're part of an evil organization. Drinking laws don't apply to us.

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5 Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:58:01 No.25223217 Report

Quoted By: >>25223253 >>25223256

>>25223182
>>25223204
>>25223207

I joined out of high school. Since I had gone to a pretty rough school, my job prospects were somewhat limited. So I thought 'Hey, if I could survive that, then making it in the yakuza wouldn't be that hard, right?'

To be honest, this place is only marginally crazier than my old high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 03:58:45 No.25223223 Report

Quoted By: >>25223253

>>25223204
Basically, any semi-competent neighborhood watch could deal with us, and we still took over a megacorporation, a town, a radio tower, and a city. How fucking terrible are the Kanto-Johto Joint Defense Force?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:02:01 No.25223253 Report

Quoted By: >>25223280 >>25223293

>>25223217

Well it certainly pays better than high school. But considering high school doesn't pay at all...

You get what I'm implying here? Just want to be sure, like I said, we get some real dumb motherfuckers. Again, Lift Key Guy.

>>25223223

Maybe having all these awful mutant animals as slaves made people complacent? I don't know, Unova at least tries to be competent. But they seem like the exception to the rule.

All I know is, I sit here and get smashed each weekend and smuggle jewels when that isn't happening. Some kind of life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:02:16 No.25223256 Report

Quoted By: >>25223293

>>25223217
What was your high school like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:05:48 No.25223280 Report

Quoted By: >>25223299

>>25223253
Yeah, I joined Team Rocket to get some money for a house. I have so far accomplished nothing, and I have a not garbage apartment. 10/10 would bad guy again.

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5 Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:07:27 No.25223293 Report

Quoted By: >>25223299

>>25223253

You don't have to worry about me. If I could survive that place, I can survive here no problem.

>>25223256

Well, there were a lot of delinquents. And some really strange kids, too. Like Regizawa- There was just something... Off, about him, you know? But no one could ever put their finger on it. Same thing for Gorilla. Just kinda... Off. Freddie was pretty normal, but he never spoke and I'm not even sure if he was actually a student or not.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:09:13 No.25223299 Report

Quoted By: >>25223326

>>25223280

Rock on. Getting paid to do jack shit is what it's all about.

>>25223293

That's the right attitude. Go get your whip from the armory and go scar some kids for life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:15:25 No.25223326 Report

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>>25223299
I haven't even had to wear my uniform! Except for that one time, but that's because somebody paid me ten bucks for a photo with a Team Rocket grunt. Worth it, so hard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:22:38 No.25223366 Report

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Lets join Team Rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:24:09 No.25223374 Report

Quoted By: >>25223382 >>25223387

Do I get to keep my pokemon if I join? Because my Scyther got Second Place in that Bug Catching contest and I ain't giving up an award winner like her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:25:59 No.25223382 Report

Quoted By: >>25223387

>>25223374
Nah, you can keep her. I didn't have to give up my Escavalier, so you should be good.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:26:37 No.25223387 Report

Quoted By: >>25223410 >>25223437

>>25223374
>>25223382
Depends on how well you score on the placement exams and how much we trust you. You don't get to use them during your probationary period though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:31:04 No.25223410 Report

Quoted By: >>25223423 >>25223436 >>25223466

>>25223387
Will they help pay off my student loans? Will there be on the job training? Is there a retirement plan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:32:50 No.25223423 Report

Quoted By: >>25223435

>>25223410

You'll have to talk to the boss about benefits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:34:26 No.25223435 Report

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>>25223423
You have yourself a new grunt!

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:34:27 No.25223436 Report

Quoted By: >>25223530

>>25223410
No, Yes, and depends on if you live that long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:34:27 No.25223437 Report

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>>25223387
I apparently did really good, because I could use Escavalier and Mightyeana. Unless this means I'm garbage. I don't know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:40:21 No.25223466 Report

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>>25223410

You're a criminal now, screw paying loans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:49:04 No.25223530 Report

Quoted By: >>25223545

>>25223436

Hey Wendy, are you still seeing the boss?

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:51:34 No.25223545 Report

Quoted By: >>25223582

>>25223530
....I think you have me confused with Matori, who we all know acts as the Boss' right hand in more ways than one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 04:57:52 No.25223582 Report

Quoted By: >>25223686

>>25223545

No, pretty sure it's you I'm thinking of.

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 05:20:53 No.25223686 Report

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>>25223582
Well I'm not seeing the boss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 05:25:26 No.25223707 Report

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>>25222903
>>>/pol/
get out /pol/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 05:45:10 No.25223811 Report

Quoted By: >>25223829 >>25223835

will joining team rocket fulfill me

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ

Rocket HR Rep Wendy !!DxCvyGmyslZ Sun 14 Feb 2016 05:47:47 No.25223829 Report

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>>25223811
Depends on your ambitions.

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5

Rocket Grunt Kamiyama !!l5VYv2ROMg5 Sun 14 Feb 2016 05:48:07 No.25223835 Report

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>>25223811

Depends on what you're looking for. If you'r ejust looking for a good-paying job coming out of school, sure. You might find it a bit odd to get used to, but if money's your only concern you'll be fine.

Can't really speak for other kinds of fulfillment, though. I hear this isn't a very good place to go looking for love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 05:51:39 No.25223864 Report

Quoted By: >>25223960

>tfw no Team Rocket game

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 06:00:59 No.25223960 Report

Quoted By: >>25224582 >>25225095

>>25223864
I imagine it would be like Charles Martinez' theoretical Waluigi game.
>Puzzle game about cheating to win

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 08:12:37 No.25224582 Report

Quoted By: >>25225095

>>25223960
I'd play it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Feb 2016 11:14:28 No.25225095 Report

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>>25223960
>>25224582

I would too, that sounds kind of fun.

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