Hey you, this is Showderp! Where we root and cheer for a poolboy dubbed "champ" as he splashes everyone on Pokemon Showdowns ladder using Pokemon suggested by you; Anonymous!
Just a couple of guys having fun!
If champs current team is too wet he'll call "new team" where the fastest of 6 anons to get their Pokemon in on time shall be able to see them on champs newest team. If champ himself is seasick he'll call "new champ" where the fastest trip to claim shall become our newest champ. Calls only count in thread. Don't understand? Check out the pool rules:

>arm floats
http://fgts.jp/vp/
http://pastebin.com/0bYpM0at
http://shitmons.ddns.net/

>lifebelts
http://booru.showderp.com/

>current swimmer
MAKETOTALDESTROY !YJ79DUBiko