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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 01:22:29 No.25229739 View View Reply Original Report

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>2016
>20 years
>6 generations
>25 mainline games
>722 Pokemon
>S T I L L no peacock Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:02:38 No.25230057 Report

Quoted By: >>25230162 >>25230172 >>25230219 >>25230236 >>25230311 >>25230336

>>25229739

Don't worry, they'll be a peacock Pokémon in Gen VIII but GF will fuck it up by making the male ones the one with the actual peacock tails and make the female ones not have feathers and be masculine looking

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:11:27 No.25230122 Report

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>>25229739
>Still no dolphin
>Still no fly
>Still no definite wolf

Crying

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:12:00 No.25230124 Report

Quoted By: >>25230162 >>25230216

>STILL no frog pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:13:28 No.25230139 Report

Quoted By: >>25230222

>Still no human
:(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:15:54 No.25230162 Report

Quoted By: >>25230170 >>25230319

>>25230057
But... Isn't that scientifically accurate

>>25230124
Man, we've had several. Politoed, Toxicroak and Seismitoad

>inb4 they're toads
Difference between a toad and frog is toads are dry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:16:51 No.25230170 Report

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>>25230162

>But... Isn't that scientifically accurate

for fucking tumblr maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:16:54 No.25230171 Report

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>still no fire/fighting starter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:16:54 No.25230172 Report

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>>25230057
Unfezant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:17:53 No.25230180 Report

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>>25230172

Yeah they fucked up there too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:18:17 No.25230184 Report

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>>25230170
Could be worse, male seahorses get pregnant

>tfw you don't use male Horsea to breed for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:21:57 No.25230216 Report

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>>25230124
>no electric rat mascot pokemon with differing tails between genders, female being a heart male being pointy
why live

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:22:00 No.25230217 Report

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>No peacock
>No dolphin
>No panther
>No donkey
>No moss

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:22:05 No.25230219 Report

Quoted By: >>25230241 >>25230247

>>25230057
Oh no accurate peacocks the horror!

WHY CAN`T POKEMON CONFORM TO HUMAN GENDER DIFFERENCES WHY CAN GARDEVOIR BE A GUY, WHY CAN GYARADOS BE A WOMAN WHAT THE FUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK!

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:22:49 No.25230222 Report

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>>25230139

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:24:26 No.25230236 Report

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>>25230057

But that's what peafowl are actually like

The males are pretty, the females are ugly

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:25:28 No.25230241 Report

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>>25230219

>accurate

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:26:32 No.25230247 Report

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>>25230219
>mfw accurate peacock

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:27:27 No.25230260 Report

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>>25230241

Yes, male birds being brighter-colored and prettier than the females is accurated.

Pic related. Male pheasant on the left, female on the right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:27:41 No.25230262 Report

Quoted By: >>25230284

>>25230241
There's a reason peacocks are called cocks and not hens

Unless you like futa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:29:51 No.25230284 Report

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>>25230260
>>25230262

Dude the females are the ones who have the pretty feathers to attract the males have you faggots fucking past Kindergarten?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:31:09 No.25230294 Report

Quoted By: >>25230310

>>25230284

Other way around.

The males are brighter-colored because it helps them attract females.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:31:51 No.25230301 Report

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>>25230284
You like cock, haven't you learned to read?
PeaCOCK
PeaHEN

Basic English a High Schooler should know

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:33:02 No.25230310 Report

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>>25230294

Yeah okay kiddo take that shit back to Tumblr and fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:33:11 No.25230311 Report

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>>25230057
What?
That's what actual peacocks look like you mong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:33:57 No.25230319 Report

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>>25230162
>Politoed, Toxicroak and Seismitoad
I don't like those

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:34:03 No.25230320 Report

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>>25230284
For the love of god, please be trolling, I'm begging you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:34:45 No.25230327 Report

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>>25230319
Greninja?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:35:08 No.25230330 Report

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>>25230236
Idk man, if I could, I would fuck a female peacock

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:35:36 No.25230336 Report

Quoted By: >>25230377 >>25230399

>>25230057
>>25230241
>>25230284
itt faggots falling for this obvious bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:39:04 No.25230377 Report

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>>25230336

I've seen people on /vp/ get mad that "masculine" looking Pokemon aren't male only, so I can't guarantee he's not for real.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:41:51 No.25230399 Report

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>>25230336
I've seen stupider, so I can believe it to be sincere

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 02:50:45 No.25230480 Report

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there is still a fuck ton of unused type combos

GF doesn't care anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:08:03 No.25230604 Report

Quoted By: >>25230633

Listen just because I didn't know some obscure trivia about peacocks or "peafoul" as you call them doesn't mean im a dumbass and the only reason shit like that gets circulated these days is because of queer propaganda dissimulation sites and "gender liberation" philosophy found on tumblr and similar sites so you guys are fucking faggots anyway fuck this gay Ass thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:10:59 No.25230633 Report

Quoted By: >>25230725

>>25230604
>obscure

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:21:53 No.25230725 Report

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>>25230633
Well obscure for normal people who do t go around on the internet trying to find information about metrosexual birds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:23:47 No.25230743 Report

Quoted By: >>25230753

>STILL no elephant Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:24:41 No.25230751 Report

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>>25230725
It's a common thing about almost all birds and not at all obscure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:25:16 No.25230753 Report

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>>25230743
What about Donphan and Phanpy? They're sorta stumpy and small for Elephants, but...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:27:46 No.25230770 Report

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>>25230751

Okay whatever go back to tumblr if you care so much instead of coming here to show off how gay you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:27:49 No.25230771 Report

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we have squid pokemon
peacock is soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:28:51 No.25230779 Report

Quoted By: >>25230798

>2089
>still no electric mouse pokemons

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:29:48 No.25230787 Report

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>>25230770
Are you underage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:30:47 No.25230798 Report

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>>25230779
>there are people on this board right now who don't know about the pokemon before the great reboot of the universe and the franchise
Underage b&

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:33:47 No.25230830 Report

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>>25230787

I'm 28 years old and no one cares about your gay lifestyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:35:33 No.25230847 Report

Quoted By: >>25230868

>>25230830
>I'm 28

Then how can you be this retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:37:37 No.25230868 Report

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>>25230847

Fuck you you Catholic priest. Keep your hands off me Michael Jackson, just when this thread couldn't get any more honosexual.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:48:19 No.25230980 Report

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Anonymous Mon 15 Feb 2016 03:55:01 No.25231036 Report

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>>25230236
>you will never be a swaged out peacock

why live

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