>>25233815Team? This guy would just buy boxes of the best shit money could buy and then whip out whatever was popular/would get the most attention and act like he caught it just like any other trainer.
So probably a very dynamic set of 5 that were "Pokemon of the week" dazzlers and 1 of which he was particularly fond. We'd never see his personal mon, though, since he works so hard to put on a visage.
Hilary's the same shit, she'd have a fake team that she claimed to have for various symbolic purposes or some shit. Her real team would be some combination of knockoff spam and stall. People would find out because she's shit with tech, and there'd be a big scandal about her "fake team"
Bernie would have an honest team of high IV, EV trained early route Pokemon. Maybe some gems like talonflame or a particularly skilled pickup linoone.
Ted Cruz is legitimately fucking nobody, so idk, like just one dunsparce
Jeb would have like a croconaw and a ponyta. Traditional "ranch" Pokemon, with a bit of a Florida twist
Ben Carson would have like a Reniculus and Alakazam that were somehow retarded, despite being psychic type and fully evolved
