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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2016 23:42:41 No.25244080 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>25244098 >>25244120 >>25245036 >>25245066 >>25246656

>"Anon... I-I love you!"
>your least favorite Pokemon just confessed thier love for you
>wut do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2016 23:44:49 No.25244095 Report

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Throw ice cubes at them and remove genie

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2016 23:45:12 No.25244098 Report

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>>25244080
Tell them to piss off and keep using frustration

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2016 23:46:07 No.25244107 Report

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Accept and then NTR her at the last second

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2016 23:48:09 No.25244120 Report

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>>25244080
Fuck it anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2016 23:51:40 No.25244144 Report

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>75% male
Tell him to fuck off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2016 23:55:55 No.25244175 Report

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>a human has just confessed its love for me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 16 Feb 2016 23:58:35 No.25244195 Report

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>all three genies simultaneously confessing their love

I am unable to reciprocate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 00:50:11 No.25244491 Report

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but anon I love all pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 00:55:50 No.25244542 Report

Quoted By: >>25244563

>>25244491
Bidoof

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 00:58:38 No.25244557 Report

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>pikachu
Bury it alive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 00:59:31 No.25244563 Report

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>>25244542

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 01:04:21 No.25244609 Report

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Fucking Skuntank. No I don't have a fart fetish, kill it with fire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 02:04:03 No.25245036 Report

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>>25244080
>Least favourite
Probably Geodude or some other shitty rock type I don't care for.
Either way, I'd proceed to send whatever fur-bait Pokemon I have on hand and violently fuck it while giving it Poke Puffs and petting it and look the least favourite Pokemon right in the eyes and say "this could be you if you were born as anything other than an abomination".
Then smile sadistically as I violently ejaculate while the Pokemon runs off in tears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 02:08:27 No.25245066 Report

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>>25244080
back away slowly, then when I'm out of their sight, I ran, I ran so very far away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 02:11:50 No.25245091 Report

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>>25245036
>Either way, I'd proceed to send whatever fur-bait Pokemon I have on hand and violently fuck it while giving it Poke Puffs and petting it

All at the same time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 02:16:24 No.25245124 Report

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>Pichu
Throw it over the fence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 02:20:47 No.25245157 Report

Quoted By: >>25245208

>>25245091
If I have multiple, then yes. I doubt I'd have many on hand though, outside of Gardevoir I rarely use fur-bait

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 02:28:11 No.25245208 Report

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>>25245157
He's asking if you are fucking, feeding, and petting it all at the same time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 03:17:29 No.25245500 Report

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>>25244095
I haven't the slightest idea why but this made me laugh

thanks for making me feel a little better, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 03:18:14 No.25245502 Report

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>someone that loves me
sure, i'm that desperate

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Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 03:37:42 No.25245631 Report

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>Ferrothorn
I'd wonder how exactly I'd hug or kiss her without getting torn up.
Or I'd call it a fag and laugh if it were a guy. Lol, Ferrothorn's a fag!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 03:38:59 No.25245641 Report

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>Least favorite is Spinda
Let the poor thing down easy, it has it rough as it is. Explain that we aren't meant to be together and I only like female trainers.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 06:54:58 No.25246605 Report

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Run like I've never frakkin ran before. Leave behind all my belongings, move very far away and gain a new identity while settling down with a nice Ninetales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 07:08:00 No.25246654 Report

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I don't think Stunfisk can talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 07:09:38 No.25246656 Report

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>>25244080
Probably ignore it because I can't understand Pokéspeak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Feb 2016 07:22:49 No.25246702 Report

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>>25245208
Not even the same guy but the answer to that question is obviously yes

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