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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 16:59:34 No.25284992 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>25285066 >>25285085 >>25285214 >>25285696 >>25285871 >>25285896 >>25286376 >>25286398 >>25286618 >>25286645

How can a human surive a Hyper Beam from a Dragonite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:02:20 No.25285012 Report

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Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:06:09 No.25285031 Report

Quoted By: >>25285077

Focus Sash.

>yfw all clothing is made from Focus Sashes so trainers can survive all this bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:09:15 No.25285049 Report

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>special non stab move
Yeah I think i could handle it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:11:35 No.25285066 Report

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>>25284992
>minimum power blast
>being made of iron
>lighter and softer setting
>protective clothing
>weak beam shooter

>you don't, you were hard enough to stay intact but not nearly enough to emerge unscathed. It shattered your ribs and ruptured organs, and you're barely lucky enough to be conscious as your life drips from the whole in your chest. You just die slowly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:12:48 No.25285077 Report

Quoted By: >>25285112 >>25286420

>>25285031
>Get a paper cut
>Get Hyper Beamed
Fuck my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:14:15 No.25285085 Report

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>>25284992
It would only make him faint :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:18:39 No.25285104 Report

Quoted By: >>25285116

what does hyper beam taste like?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:19:58 No.25285112 Report

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>>25285077
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:20:29 No.25285116 Report

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>>25285104
Blood and a gaping chest wound, mostly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:21:10 No.25285120 Report

Quoted By: >>25285129 >>25285146 >>25285376 >>25285696

>>25285116

>implying blood and wounds exist in the Pokeverse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:22:27 No.25285129 Report

Quoted By: >>25285137 >>25285350 >>25285923

>>25285120
>special gyarados

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:23:34 No.25285137 Report

Quoted By: >>25285164

>>25285129

>hyper beam being a special move in the only good generations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:24:49 No.25285146 Report

Quoted By: >>25285152

>>25285120
Alright fine mister picky, how about Rusted Copper then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:25:34 No.25285152 Report

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>>25285146

Works for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:26:48 No.25285164 Report

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>>25285137
It is a special move in Gen IV, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:36:42 No.25285214 Report

Quoted By: >>25285344

>>25284992
Humans aren't affected more by pokemon attacks than pokemon are. See Team Rocket

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:53:25 No.25285344 Report

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>>25285214
>Humans aren't affected more by pokemon attacks than pokemon are
>aren't affected more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:54:20 No.25285350 Report

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>>25285129
>no wonder it only fainted

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:56:35 No.25285370 Report

Quoted By: >>25285387 >>25285404 >>25285408 >>25285837 >>25286022

Say you could use any pokemon attack or move yourself, which would you choose?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:56:53 No.25285376 Report

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>>25285120
Should have taught that nigga waterfall

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:56:58 No.25285378 Report

Quoted By: >>25285399 >>25285416 >>25286436

Well, according to Sinnoh legend, humans and Pokemon were once the same. Therefore, it stands to reason that these attacks which would be incredibly deadly to humans such as ourselves would only be as effective on humans as Pokemon because in that universe humans basically are Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 17:58:25 No.25285387 Report

Quoted By: >>25285637

>>25285370
Attract

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:00:02 No.25285399 Report

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>>25285378
Humans gained a new ability that combined the effects of wonder guard and magic guard. They're also human-type, which has no weaknesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:00:24 No.25285404 Report

Quoted By: >>25285637

>>25285370
Self-Destruct

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:00:45 No.25285408 Report

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>>25285370

Gen 2 Aeroblast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:02:01 No.25285416 Report

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>>25285378
maybe humans are incredibly more durable than we think in the pokemon world but they offer no offense to them or maybe the dragonite was adamant 0IV/EVs or maybe the dragonite missed and the force around it damaged the guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:42:28 No.25285637 Report

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>>25285404
>>25285408
>>25285387
Why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 18:52:19 No.25285696 Report

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>>25284992
like this >>25285120

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:16:03 No.25285829 Report

Quoted By: >>25286436

Humans are Pokemon too!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:17:24 No.25285837 Report

Quoted By: >>25287028

>>25285370

Teleport.

Fly would be the preferred choice, but that obviously wouldn't end well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:25:24 No.25285871 Report

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>>25284992
Humans from the pokeverse have godly durability, tech and strength.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:30:42 No.25285896 Report

Quoted By: >>25285931

>>25284992
I always assuming Lance was just bluffing.

Like

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR MY DRAGON WILL BLAST YOUR SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

what would you do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:34:49 No.25285923 Report

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>>25285129
Thank you for telling us that picture is older than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:36:39 No.25285931 Report

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>>25285896
You mean your birds, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 19:57:26 No.25286022 Report

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>>25285370
Rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:46:08 No.25286333 Report

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Hyper Beam was physical until gen 4, reminder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:52:50 No.25286376 Report

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>>25284992
It was said that humans evolved from pokemon at some point, so they probably get as much damage as normal pokemon would get from Hyper Beam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:56:02 No.25286398 Report

Quoted By: >>25286407 >>25286421

>>25284992
Actually ash can handle easily thunderbolts, flamethrowers, walkupslap, bite, peck and even more
Also, Brook endures Poison punch/Skyupper cut from the frog.

Humans are very tough in pokeworld, that why they are the master and the poke's are in the balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:57:20 No.25286407 Report

Quoted By: >>25286421 >>25286436

>>25286398
This, common 10 year olds in the pokeverse lift 70+ kg without effort at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:59:05 No.25286420 Report

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>>25285077
Zozzled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 20:59:17 No.25286421 Report

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>>25286407
>>25286398
Someone needs to make a compilation of how many times Ash Ketchum would have died during the series, sorta like some med students did for the Home Alone Franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 21:01:24 No.25286436 Report

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>>25285829
>>25285378
>>25286407
Also, Ash have Aura Sphere in his movepool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 21:32:55 No.25286618 Report

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>>25284992
Weak Hyper Beam attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 21:36:08 No.25286645 Report

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>>25284992
Wait did he actually survive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 21:52:33 No.25286739 Report

Quoted By: >>25286786 >>25286788

Why did they turn Hyper Beam into a Special attack in gen 4? I barely played gen 4. It always made think it was Physical and should always stay Physical

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:00:46 No.25286786 Report

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>>25286739
Because move named Beam ≠ physical

So they made Giga Impact

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:00:52 No.25286788 Report

Quoted By: >>25286960 >>25286980

>>25286739
>not playing Platinum, BW2 or at least HGSS

It's a >beam< move. What's physical about that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:31:21 No.25286960 Report

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>>25286788
I do have HGSS but I barely played Diamond and never bought Platinum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:35:11 No.25286980 Report

Quoted By: >>25287004

>>25286788
I do have HeartGold and Diamond (didn't get Platinum when it came out and barely cared anymore about Pokémon at the time) but I only made a single playthrough in Diamond and I didn't really like it and in HG I don't even remember buying Hyper Beam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:38:22 No.25287004 Report

Quoted By: >>25287018

>>25286980
I would check out Platinum. It redeems Sinnoh as a region. DP and XY really suffer from first versions syndrome and you can tell the devs were lazy and decided they would only fix it for the 3rd version release.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:41:05 No.25287018 Report

Quoted By: >>25287026

>>25287004
I doubt I could find it in stores since it's been what? 7 years? In any case I could emulate it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:43:12 No.25287026 Report

Quoted By: >>25287068

>>25287018
Don't believe what people say about Plat anon. It doesn't address the larger issues with the game outside of the surf speed.
It's still a decent play but don't let them get your hopes up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:44:15 No.25287028 Report

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>>25285837
Have fun only teleporting to the nearest hospital every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Feb 2016 22:50:59 No.25287068 Report

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>>25287026
Many opposing teams were rebalanced which makes single player much better. The dex is also slightly better. The game is also faster in general even if it is Gen 4's engine. It has a decent box legend and Cynthia becomes a more prominent character. It's pretty much the games DP should have been. BW2 are my favorite but Platinum is decent enough for those who couldn't get through DP. It redeemd the region for me.

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