Why does the sun behaves like it does? I mean, it tries for half a day (basically taking as much time as it could to cover the entire world) to get all of the attention, hiding all of the other stars, even forcing the moon to go away. He stands there, in a place from where people can easily see it, hoping everyone gives it attention. Not only it's so desperate to get light literally everywhere it can so people notices him, but it also tries to make everyone sweat, burn and become niggers. And we still haven't got to the worst part yet. The sun literally makes no sense: it constantly tries to get attention. You might want to make it happy, and you would obviously take the easiest way to do this unless a moonfriend already informed you about it: you look at it. And what does he do once you actually try to make it happy by giving her what she wants so much? It makes you go blind.
Why doesn't the sun want you to see?
The reason is pretty clear. It knows the moon is much better, and it knows most people are dumb enough to not have realized yet. It probably also came to 4chan specifically to force a meme about the moon being "edgy", so that the weakest people would stay away from it. The truth is, it's jealous. Jealous of how cool, calm and relaxing the moon is. This is why it wants so much attention from everyone. This is the reason why it wants everyone to sleep when the moon finally gets its time. Putting light everywhere, so that people can't sleep easily during its part of the day and all of the attention goes to it and not to the moon. Two birds with one stone. If you never look at the moon, you will never realize how beautiful it is. And that's exactly what the sun wants you to do. That's its plan. And you're probably failing for it.