>>26435155There was once a trainer named Truffles Meggee, a simple lad who owned a bike with adequate speed. However regardless of valor, ability, or need Truffles Megee would ride his two wheeled machine into the grass and weeds.
This wouldnt have been as issue, on almost any other day, however today in fact was the oddish Parade. They sang and they leaped over sticks and piles of leaves, and plotted in secret their dastardly deeds.
Truffles Megee, a tad less than sharp lad, road into the fare without hesitation or repels in his bag. A careless mistake that would lead to an unfortunate encounter.
Now the rest of this tail is rather gloomy, because the oddish hoard hungered for the flesh of a human, a pokemon trainer at the age of 23.
And Truffles was that indeed, an unshaven trainer was he, the odor of cheese puffs clung to his tee.
As soon as Truffles road three feet into the grass, a plethora of root shaped Pokemon attacked his ass.
They bit into his flesh, their saliva like acid, reducing his skin to a mushy meat salad. Thus ends the tail of Truffles Megee, a short tail without any adventure or need. However the purpose was not to inform, but simply to shit post all over this fucking board.
