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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:07:54 No.26455575 View View Reply Original Report

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what would you do if pokemon was real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:08:40 No.26455584 Report

Quoted By: >>26458251 >>26458439

Gardevoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:09:57 No.26455592 Report

Quoted By: >>26456749

>>26455575
get mauled to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:10:33 No.26455596 Report

Quoted By: >>26455604 >>26463136

I would start with the nearest bug I find I swear m8, if pokeballs were 200dlls ea. I'd start battling some weaker youngsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:11:14 No.26455602 Report

Quoted By: >>26455631 >>26457020

I'd still be a biologist, but I'd be a pokemon biologist. It would be a dream come true. I'd also have to hunt down a dunsparce to be my partner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:11:54 No.26455604 Report

Quoted By: >>26456132

>>26455596
After that, I begin my search for a flying pokemon, and then, the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:12:12 No.26455609 Report

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>>26455575
catch
'em
all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:13:06 No.26455618 Report

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>>26455575
I'd catch one, duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:14:50 No.26455628 Report

Quoted By: >>26455652

>>26455575
Not kill myself probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:14:58 No.26455631 Report

Quoted By: >>26455638

>>26455602
Pokémon kinda got me interested in zoology as a kiddo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:16:26 No.26455638 Report

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>>26455631
Me too. That and Zoobooks.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:17:06 No.26455642 Report

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>>26455575
Have one around the house as a pet that would grow with and become part of the family, of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 06:20:38 No.26455652 Report

Quoted By: >>26457027

>>26455628
Same here.

Also move to the seaside, catch a wingull, buy a boat, sleep a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 07:45:28 No.26456111 Report

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>>26455575
enslave white people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 07:47:32 No.26456120 Report

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Make up a fairly good team of 6 Pokemon I really like and travel around and meet/battle people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 07:48:52 No.26456124 Report

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Begin my quest for power.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 07:49:20 No.26456127 Report

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Go on an adventure and catch 'em all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 07:50:40 No.26456132 Report

Quoted By: >>26462432

>>26455604

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 08:00:17 No.26456168 Report

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Breed meowths and be rich

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:30:24 No.26456678 Report

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Solve all of the world's problems with magic animals. Africa gets Squirtles, because they somehow produce infinite water, and voltorbs because fuck Africa.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:41:38 No.26456726 Report

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>>26455575
Train pogies, duh

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:42:41 No.26456734 Report

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ditto would be very popular

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:45:09 No.26456749 Report

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>>26455592
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:19:06 No.26456902 Report

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Sit alone at home and jerk off to Claire Adams, of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:29:39 No.26456939 Report

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Molest them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:31:01 No.26456944 Report

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>>26455575

Conquer the world! MWAHAHAH!!!!111

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:37:26 No.26456964 Report

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Research the strongest Pokemon until I isolate the gene/trait that makes them superior battlers, keep all the strongest, recruit a power hungry army, literal destruction of history and culture, actual Pokemon war.
>>Or get a straight up dog cause fuck it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:46:18 No.26457002 Report

Quoted By: >>26457018

Assuming the rules are basically the same, I'd catch something out of my backyard and go on a journey asap. I wouldn't be trying to win the league or anything. I'd just wander around a lot and have a few battles or scavenge for items when I needed money.

I always thought that one of the coolest things about Pokemon was that trainers could just take off whenever they felt like it and basically go for a really long walk without it being too dangerous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:47:31 No.26457007 Report

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>>26455575
train regional birb, travel world

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:50:14 No.26457018 Report

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>>26457002
That's my serious answer.

My alternative is that I would collect as many joltiks as I could carry and train them all up to lvl 100 without evolving them. Then I'd fill my backpack and pockets up with them and proceed to conquer the region or do whatever the fuck I want.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:51:03 No.26457020 Report

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>>26455602

Probably same here. Veterinary technician in real life, veterinary technician for pokemon. Nurse Joy cam go fuck herself.

Though getting to travel around challenging gyms and participating in the League sounds fun too (assuming it's the awesome ajime style league and not the shitty game league).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:52:21 No.26457027 Report

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>>26455652
Mr. Briney?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 12:23:06 No.26457160 Report

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>>26455575

Shitpost on 4chan about it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 12:34:54 No.26457207 Report

Quoted By: >>26457211 >>26458340

>>26455575
I would try to pass laws to tax and regulate it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 12:35:50 No.26457211 Report

Quoted By: >>26457215

>>26457207
That's no fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 12:36:27 No.26457215 Report

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>>26457211
that's what it would be like if pokemon was real

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 15:14:13 No.26458251 Report

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>>26455584

There is no other answer.

...Meloetta.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 15:24:41 No.26458312 Report

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Be infatuated by a female Sylveon's cute charm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 15:29:27 No.26458340 Report

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>>26457207
What would be taxed? Pokéballs? How would you regulate it? Would you take people's Pokémon if they got too strong or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 15:42:02 No.26458423 Report

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>>26455575
Get a Venusaur and sleep on its back under its flower while we travel the region together.

;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 15:44:23 No.26458439 Report

Quoted By: >>26459260

>>26455584
Gardevoir would go endangered from being overcaught. Good luck finding one if they aren't in your region. Not to mention training would be alot harder than it is in games so fully evolving a Ralts would take a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 17:19:05 No.26459260 Report

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>>26458439
a ralts is fine too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:52:25 No.26462432 Report

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>>26456132
I thought about typing Sa Warudo!! Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:54:53 No.26462450 Report

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>>26455575

Finally be happy and find a purpose in my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:22:55 No.26462729 Report

Quoted By: >>26463333

>>26455575
Fuck all of them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 00:00:47 No.26463136 Report

Quoted By: >>26465619

>>26455596
You're a fucking moron

They'd be $2 USD max if we're converting from Yen (which is most likely in this case)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 00:07:07 No.26463221 Report

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>>26455575

Go on a Pokémon journey to capture every Pokémon in existence.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 00:13:09 No.26463333 Report

Quoted By: >>26465568

>>26462729
You can't, since. It's biologically impossible to.

Here's a example of that evidence.

Froslass freezes foes with an icy breath nearly -60 degrees Fahrenheit. What seems to be Froslass body is actually hollow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 00:14:15 No.26463351 Report

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>Catch 5 dittos
>spend three weeks in Vegas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 03:07:42 No.26465482 Report

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>>26455575
I'd have incentive to finally move out and start a life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 03:11:09 No.26465524 Report

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I work in the film industry in real life, so I guess I'd make PokeFilms.

Indie PokeFilms, though. None of that PokeStar Studio shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 03:14:18 No.26465568 Report

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>>26463333
>ywn die fucking froslass
>swn blow her icy breath onto your face as she cums

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 03:18:30 No.26465619 Report

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>>26463136
W/e man, thanks for the heads up.

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