>>26455945What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know, I graduated top of my class in law school, been involved in numerous cases prosecuting Al-Quaeda and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in gorilla lawfare and I’m the top reasonable doubter in the entire US registered Prosecutor's Association. You are nothing to me but just another case. I will wipe you the fuck out with arguments the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak, I am contacting my secret network of corrupt judges across the USA, so you better prepare for the sentencing, maggot. The sentence that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your freedom. I can be anycourt, anytime and I can prosecute you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with my bare words. Not only am I extensively trained in dramatic speeches, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Bill of Rights and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying court costs, you goddamn idiot. I will death sentence all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking lawyered, kiddo.
