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>Evolutionary Tree of Pokemon Species

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:39:48 No.26456469 View View Reply Original Report

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This is actually really interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:43:10 No.26456481 Report

Quoted By: >>26456484 >>26456833 >>26462355

Not canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:44:01 No.26456484 Report

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>>26456481
Did anyone say it was? Fuck off, Mewtist.

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:47:03 No.26456495 Report

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This is pretty cool, some of the links are a bit of a stretch, and the spritework is subpar at times (Pic related.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:47:33 No.26456496 Report

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>>26456495
Evolution's a bitch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:52:01 No.26456514 Report

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Here is a more detailed version, with up to gen 6

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:54:04 No.26456520 Report

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>>26456514
Everyone knows Mew is the ancestor of all Pokemon. That shit is not canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:57:49 No.26456532 Report

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>>26456514
high res where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:58:49 No.26456541 Report

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>>26456514
>doesn't start from mew
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 09:59:12 No.26456544 Report

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>>26456469
no, it's shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:04:02 No.26456566 Report

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>>26456469
S E M I H O M O

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:10:57 No.26456587 Report

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>>26456514
Its good enough to pick up the minor mistakes.
must resist autism to point them out

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:11:43 No.26456591 Report

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>>26456587
Jiglipuff is a bunny, not extratterrsial

what else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:15:07 No.26456606 Report

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>>26456514
>mew
>not the origin point
Fetal flaw desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:20:55 No.26456634 Report

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>>26456514

So many problems, as a biologist this is making me incandescent with rage.

Even from a pokemon perspective there aree glaring errors. For example why in the name of sanity would you put the so called lunar duo as an of shoot of the pokemon representing time and not the one the other side of it representing space. If I had any drawing skill at all and no job I'd be designing a real version of this shit right now to replace this tawdry misinformed garbage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:22:38 No.26456642 Report

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>>26456634
point all the errors and i'll fix it, faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:24:36 No.26456652 Report

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>>26456469

Regarding the first one: I'm pretty fucking lost on the apparent connection between Exeggscute/Exeggutor and Chansey anywhere beyond the egg thing, or really Chansey's placement in Plantiforma at all.

Chansey doesn't exactly strike me as a plant-based creature.

Also, is anyone else unsure of where moles branching off from simians comes from? Because I sure fucking am. What the fuck.

D-did he just have horses and bulls branch off from foxes? For real?

Sorry, OP. Your interesting thing kind of sucks eggs.

Feel free to tear me to shreds for my incompetence, but I just don't see where the maker made any of these connections rationally.

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:36:39 No.26456707 Report

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Dude I would totally use Machromosome

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:41:33 No.26456725 Report

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>>26456469
A-autism!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:41:40 No.26456728 Report

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>>26456642
Crocodiles arent directly under dinosaures.
Bird branching of before dinosaures instead of brancinging of from grovyle.
Snakes not branching of from lizards.
Grovyle line is more raptor than gecko.
Slaking line is more sloth than ape.
Abra is a fox.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:44:35 No.26456745 Report

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>>26456728

Biologist from earlier here, this post isn't from me but this guy gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:50:09 No.26456779 Report

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>>26456520
>>26456541
>>26456606
all me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:53:49 No.26456802 Report

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>>26456520
>>26456541
>>26456606

dumbasses. Look at the picture, Mew is the start for all the field pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 10:57:54 No.26456819 Report

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Eevee to Ponyta is the one thing in this that I can't believe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:01:20 No.26456833 Report

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>fabulae
kek

Also, i really would like it if GF touched on the concept of darwinian evolution, even if just a little bit

>>26456481
You don't fucking say!
I couldn't figure that out on my own, thanks for that

>>26456514
just the fact that someone took the time for that, despite knowing it's not true is kind of baffling
but i do like it

>>26456520
>>26456541
>>26456606
I'm actually more surprised it does start with mew, asside from the legends, since mew being the origin is probably just a myth

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:02:53 No.26456836 Report

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>>26456652
You're following the chains backwards anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:06:49 No.26456855 Report

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>>26456514
mightyena with cats dafuq
clearly a dog

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:11:08 No.26456872 Report

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>>26456836
...am I? Isn't that Hypno branching off into Magmar and Electabuzz, though, the latter of which then becomes Primeape, which would mean the next latter would be becoming Dugtrio?

>>26456855
Mightyena is a hyena, which means it is more related to cats than dogs. Look it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:12:09 No.26456878 Report

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>>26456855
clearly a HYENA, which is technically more feline then canine

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:21:01 No.26456913 Report

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>>26456878
>Hyenas are not members of the dog or cat families. Instead, they are so unique that they have a family all their own, Hyaenidae. There are four members of the Hyaenidae family: the striped hyena, the “giggly” spotted hyena, the brown hyena, and the aardwolf (it's a hyena, not a wolf).

Not that guy butI feel they are more Canine to be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:30:36 No.26456942 Report

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>>26456913
Phylogenetically, they are feliformes. They're not cats, but they're closer to them than dogs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:32:43 No.26456949 Report

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>>26456942
I stand corrected, thanks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:35:22 No.26456957 Report

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>>26456949
For the sake of completion and to dispel doubts about why they seem more canine:

>Although phylogenetically they are closer to felines and viverrids, hyenas are behaviourally and morphologically similar to canines in several aspects; both hyenas and canines are nonarboreal, cursorial hunters that catch prey with their teeth rather than claws. Both eat food quickly and may store it, and their calloused feet with large, blunt, nonretractable nails are adapted for running and making sharp turns. However, the hyenas' grooming, scent marking, defecating habits, mating, and parental behaviour are consistent with the behaviour of other feliforms.

From Wikipedia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:38:33 No.26456972 Report

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>>26456957
>you could train them to use a oversized litterbox

thats what i mainly take away from this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:41:08 No.26456982 Report

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>>26456469
>this is actually really interesting
Yes, and retarded.
>seel somewhere between pisces and amphibia and not in mammalia

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:43:37 No.26456991 Report

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>>26456957
Weird, hunting behaviour seems canine but social behavior which is the "default" state is feline. Makes sense after all. The more you know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 11:45:28 No.26456997 Report

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>>26456982
whoa holy shit I've been scrutinizing this shitlist for a while now and never even caught that

what the actual fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 12:00:15 No.26457056 Report

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>>26456469
Cool idea... TERRIBLE execution.

>Ponyta and Tauros branch from canids?
>diglett (moles) branch from primeates?

Wat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 12:21:12 No.26457149 Report

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>>26456469
This is fucking stupid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 18:02:23 No.26459642 Report

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>>26456469
Canonically, Mew is the Ancestor of All Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 18:04:42 No.26459664 Report

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>>26456514
Canonically, Mew is the Ancestor of All Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 18:13:27 No.26459748 Report

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>>26456514
I like this one a hell of a lot more than OP's

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 18:18:46 No.26459804 Report

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>>26459642
>>26459664
Bad. Bad mewtist. Let us fill in the blanks between Mew and the other pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 18:31:05 No.26459952 Report

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>>26456469
There is so much wrong with this chart I don't even know where to begin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 20:11:17 No.26460962 Report

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>>26456469
>Dat Krabby to Scyther progression
What the fucking fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 20:57:29 No.26461380 Report

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>>26456469
>Lepidoptera evolving from Hymenoptera
REEEEEEEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 21:30:56 No.26461696 Report

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 21:45:26 No.26461813 Report

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>>26459804
And Archen, is the Ancestor of All Bird Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 21:50:16 No.26461850 Report

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>>26456469
They're all the same species with different phenotypes. They have highly variable, radioactive dna that allows them to "evolve" rapidly.

Arceusfags +1
Mewtists 0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:00:09 No.26461919 Report

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>>26461850
this, except the "radioactive DNA" thing is a comic-book copout

Skitty and Wailord wouldn't be able to breed otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:00:11 No.26461920 Report

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>>26461813
>"thought to be"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:13:56 No.26462038 Report

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>>26456514
I can't help it. The autism is overtaking me.
>implying rabbits are ungulates
>implying bagworms are plants
>implying catfish and flounder are agnatha
>implying rabbits are rodents
>implying mongooses are felines
>implying tanuki are mustelids
>implying sloths are primates
>implying armadillos are rodents
>implying cicadas are crustaceans
>implying crinoids are cnidarians
>implying pigs are atlantogenatas
>that entire "Anatidae"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:17:57 No.26462080 Report

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>>26456469
> Aerodactly evolving from modern Pokemon

lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:31:07 No.26462206 Report

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>>26461850
That's Fanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:34:39 No.26462241 Report

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>>26462206
What if the Pokedex stated everything on the Pokedex was a lie?

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:38:25 No.26462292 Report

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>>26461920

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:40:04 No.26462309 Report

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>>26462241
I don't understand that comment but the Pokédex is always right.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:41:28 No.26462328 Report

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>>26462241

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:43:36 No.26462347 Report

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>>26462292
>"said to be"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:43:58 No.26462349 Report

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>>26462292
>"Said to be"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:44:31 No.26462355 Report

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>>26456481
We know, Dont be such a buzz kill "Richard"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:46:20 No.26462373 Report

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>>26462328
How does that prove it is accurate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:47:32 No.26462389 Report

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>>26462309
So if the Pokedex said that it always lied, would it be true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:51:25 No.26462420 Report

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>>26462373
Ask Game freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:53:05 No.26462437 Report

Quoted By: >>26462454

>>26462389
The Pokédex only talk about Pokémon species.

BTW, if one thing in the Pokédex is false then everything in the Pokédex is false as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:55:02 No.26462454 Report

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>>26462437
So everything in the Pokedex IS false

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:55:33 No.26462458 Report

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>>26462349
>>26462347

I would post the other Pokédex entries but It'll be a entry from another Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 22:57:43 No.26462480 Report

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>>26462454
Actually, everything in the Pokédex is true.

Here's a example of that evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJViCjDkLA

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:03:12 No.26462523 Report

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>>26462480
Why are you like this? What made you so obsessed with the pokedex?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:10:24 No.26462595 Report

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>>26462523

>Why are you like this? What made you so obsessed with the Pokédex?

Reason: Pokémon, themselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:10:25 No.26462596 Report

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>>26456469
No, its really not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:12:58 No.26462615 Report

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>>26462595
I don't think any pokemon has enough power to make anyone THIS autistic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:17:29 No.26462664 Report

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Think about this- Oak has you out cataloguing pokemon and making field notes.
>The pokedex scans things you catch and records actual info and lets kids make descriptions which are later curated and revised.
Magcargo's entry says it is hotter than the surface of the sun. That sounds like something a kid would extrapolate.
>The pokedex is written by 10-year-olds and revised by adults. It's a massive biology study coupled with a social experiment carried out by all these professors into how kids see the world, and they get free research slaves out of it too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:20:14 No.26462701 Report

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>>26462664
Don't bother. It's too late for him. Just be happy the same fate hasn't happened to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:22:47 No.26462726 Report

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>>26462420
If you dont know then dont use it as an argument.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:24:13 No.26462746 Report

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>>26456469
thats so cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 May 2016 23:30:23 No.26462806 Report

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>>26462480
Shedinja's isnt true

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