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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 02:26:04 No.26465059 View View Reply Original Report

If all Pokemon had their stats based solely on their Pokedex entries which (non-legendary) Pokemon would be the most powerful?

Let's see them entries, boys. The more ridiculous, the better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 02:27:11 No.26465072 Report

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>>26465059
tyranitar

Duck_roll

Duck_roll Wed 25 May 2016 02:33:34 No.26465132 Report

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Magikarp can jump a fucking mountain.
If it can exert the force required to get that high, and you add the extra force gained falling down...
ALL HAIL KING OF KINGS
BORN WITH A CROWN ATOP HIS HEAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 02:35:04 No.26465149 Report

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Magcargo burns hotter than the surface of the sun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 02:36:01 No.26465161 Report

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I summon thee

RICHARD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 03:06:21 No.26465469 Report

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>Gardevoir can make black holes

How high is its special attack?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 03:19:59 No.26465637 Report

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Charizard can melt mountains of some shit

Duck_roll

Duck_roll Wed 25 May 2016 03:50:12 No.26465967 Report

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>>26465469
Ironically, can't learn gravity.
But who needs to be a badass when you can have an ass (not that it really does...) and get horny males to do anything for you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 12:24:05 No.26468390 Report

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reminder that this nigga here is hotter than the fucking sun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 12:27:35 No.26468414 Report

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Diglett can move faster than the speed of sound and would literally just explode a city just by going up and down with its head.

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 12:32:28 No.26468450 Report

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>>26465132
>extra force gained falling down

Look up terminal velocity. Or, better yet, go get your GED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 15:49:36 No.26469870 Report

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Shedinja.
All it needs to do is turn its back and it gains your soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 16:28:54 No.26470190 Report

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Alakazam has fucking 5000 IQ points.

>have 5000 iq points
>still get used by humans in battles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 16:30:05 No.26470196 Report

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>>26468450
That's what terminal velocity is you fucking 14 year old physics dropout

F=Ma

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 16:31:49 No.26470208 Report

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>>26470190
In-universe it's explained that Pokemon capture have a natural respect for humans, they likely would want to use their intellect for good, with only a few going rogue

Pokemon love battling canonically and alakazam is just really smart about it - however, IQ is more about connecting and using information in new ways, not to mention that fighting isn't exactly the most intelligent thing, maybe it doesn't use as much IQ in a snap judgment like wat attack to use

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 16:32:43 No.26470215 Report

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>>26465967
You made me cringe son

Arcanine

Arcanine Wed 25 May 2016 19:04:38 No.26471815 Report

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>>26470215
He made the sun cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 19:23:02 No.26472000 Report

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>>26470196
wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 19:28:59 No.26472062 Report

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If Special Attack = Int then Metagross should have the highest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 19:43:08 No.26472246 Report

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>>26470196

You don't gain energy when you fall, you lose it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 19:47:40 No.26472296 Report

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Machamp can move a mountain with one arm and it has four. It could also throw 1,000 punches in 2 seconds. I suppose if someone can calculate the force needed to move an average mountain and compute the punch/sec into the equation, we have a beast of a pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 19:50:21 No.26472332 Report

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>>26470208

Not all Pokémon love battles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 19:51:33 No.26472347 Report

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>>26465059
I can't answer this question, since. I haven't seen every Pokémon yet.

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Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 20:57:24 No.26473085 Report

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>no matter how heavy its opponents, it flings them far away with its prized horn
Literally unlimited strength

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 May 2016 21:00:23 No.26473112 Report

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>>26470190
yet it can only learn 4 moves.

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