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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 05:32:03 No.26488787 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>26488822 >>26488998 >>26489065 >>26489173 >>26490028 >>26490084 >>26490323 >>26490326

>humans can use fighting-type moves
>humans can use psychic
>humans can use aura
>humans can marry Pokemon

So what exactly is the difference between humans and Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 05:37:33 No.26488822 Report

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>>26488787
Humans are still technically the same as pokemon, but we had the ability to empathize with and befriend different pokemon better than the rest. After becoming so friendly with all other pokemon, humans naturally bred with many different pokemon, giving them latent abilities of any type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 05:47:36 No.26488877 Report

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My headcanon is that people are a unique type of Pokemon in the pokeworld that long ago developed the power to control other Pokemon as their ability. It can be used to explain why Mewtwo is so threatening; it exhibits that power as well.

To expand on it, you could say humans are expanding on their control by recently discovering how to convert Pokemon life energy into Infinity Energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 05:48:44 No.26488884 Report

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This thread is just a load of gets. Does anyone share my headcanon or have a better one?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 05:57:35 No.26488942 Report

Quoted By: >>26488993 >>26489003

>Live in Sinnoh
>Be Village Elder
>Middle of the night
Boning a Bidoof
>Oh shit! Fucking kid saw me
>I know, I'll tell a story of humans and pokemon marrying next full moon to justify this
>Tell story next full moon
>For some reason, Village goes autistic over story
>They want more lore
>Village scribe writes down story
>Lol, what's the worst that can happen? Not like anyone will care about a story as dumb as the one I made up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:00:14 No.26488958 Report

Quoted By: >>26489005

So why do a lot of Pokemon resemble animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:05:37 No.26488993 Report

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>>26488942
Lmao 10 out-of 10 post

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:06:34 No.26488998 Report

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>>26488787
Humans lost their power and Pokemon lost human compatible DNA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:07:51 No.26489003 Report

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>>26488942
That's probably how they discovered raspberry flavoring in real life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:08:04 No.26489005 Report

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>>26488958
Because that's their equivalant to animals in their universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:10:08 No.26489019 Report

Quoted By: >>26489059

Humans are children of Lilith, Pokemon are children of Adam.
Pokemon ate the Fruit of Life. Humans ate the Fruit of Knowledge.
Pokemon happens in the Eva mythos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:17:41 No.26489059 Report

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>>26489019
Everything happened in the Eva mythos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:19:35 No.26489065 Report

Quoted By: >>26490024

>>26488787
>So what exactly is the difference between humans and Pokemon?
the same thing that distinguishes whites and non-whites

humans may have started out as just another pokemon, but their intelligence and let to civilization and the domestication of pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:20:36 No.26489070 Report

Quoted By: >>26489149

My headcanon is that people are untyped pokemon who, like Mew, can learn any type and its associated moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:32:39 No.26489149 Report

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>>26489070
But not Crabhammer apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:33:49 No.26489158 Report

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>>26489149
You just aren't Team Aqua enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:37:21 No.26489173 Report

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>>26488787
What's the official translation of this passage?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 06:39:53 No.26489187 Report

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>>26489173
http://legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 07:05:28 No.26489324 Report

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>>26489149
>pick up crap
>now know crabhammer
wooooow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 09:26:48 No.26490024 Report

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>>26489065

I want /pol/ to stay_ forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 09:29:28 No.26490028 Report

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>>26488787
>Monkeys can use scratch
>Monkeys can use howl
>Monkeys can use tools
>Monkeys can learn shit

>So what exactly is the difference between humans and monkeys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 09:31:56 No.26490036 Report

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>>26490028
Monkeys arent pokemon you fucking retart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 09:33:38 No.26490041 Report

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>>26490036
>Humans arent animal you fucking retart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 09:47:20 No.26490084 Report

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>>26488787
The same difference between humans and animals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:07:39 No.26490295 Report

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>>26489149

Canonically, Mew learn every move, there is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:08:44 No.26490300 Report

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>>26490036

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:11:52 No.26490317 Report

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>>26490036
There is a pig monkey Pokémon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:13:06 No.26490323 Report

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>>26488787
> Mukashibanashi
Literally fairytale. Do you believe in Santa Clause?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:15:06 No.26490326 Report

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>>26488787

Pokémon can lay eggs and Human can't?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:17:43 No.26490335 Report

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>>26490323

Myths on Pokémon Earth, are true.

Here's a example of that evidence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJViCjDkLA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:20:26 No.26490344 Report

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>>26490323
>Santa Clause
I want smogon and their clauses to leave, what is this clause now about, giving gifts to whoever loses?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:25:33 No.26490369 Report

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Makes sense since irl humnans are animals

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:37:40 No.26490408 Report

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Humans evolved from Mr. Mime. That explains Ash's hair too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:41:20 No.26490428 Report

Quoted By: >>26490467 >>26490474

Pokemon are for fighting and collecting and doing everything else we need done. They live in pokeballs and remain bonded to us forever, no matter what. We must tell them to do everything.

You can't do any of that to a human, we're too smart and strong-willed. We were made to command pokemon, they are nothing without us. We are the only ones who can understand how to use their power properly. We are the only ones who can unlock their true potential. They can't do it themselves. They need us and our civilization would not exist without them. A fair arrangement, wouldn't you agree?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:53:27 No.26490467 Report

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>>26490428

speciest!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:55:24 No.26490474 Report

Quoted By: >>26490612

>>26490428

You think are better than Pokémon.

A Pokémon created sea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 11:56:54 No.26490479 Report

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>>26490036
What is chimchar

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 12:09:44 No.26490549 Report

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>>26490295
Where did this meme originate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 12:12:02 No.26490559 Report

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>>26490549
I don't know and I don't like it.

Because, Mew learing every move is canon. No matter what a fan say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 12:26:12 No.26490612 Report

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>>26490474
It may have been an evil team, but we can control the pokemon that controls the seas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 12:32:00 No.26490629 Report

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>>26490612
by using items but Kyogre can kill Humanity by raising the sea levels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 May 2016 12:35:18 No.26490650 Report

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>>26490467
Everything I said is true. Do you see pokemon making civilizations? On their own? Do they have their own jobs and houses? Can they manage? No, they can't. It doesn't exist.

>>26490629
It won't do that if we command it not to do so. You can't control your pokemon? How sad. I guess nothing can be done about such people.

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