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Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:06:27 No.26508413 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>26508429 >>26508492 >>26508624 >>26508731 >>26508812 >>26512142 >>26512299

ITT: Stupid things that /vp/ believes

>Ash will beat Alain and win the Pokémon league

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:08:10 No.26508429 Report

Quoted By: >>26508463 >>26508812

>>26508413
>Implying Alain isn't a genwunner fag who power leveled his Charizard and nothing else

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:10:36 No.26508449 Report

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>quarterfinals
>Ash and Alain battle, Ash barely wins with Greninja
>Ash's semifinal opponent is announced
>It's Tobias
>Ash uses five of his weakest Pokemon and Pikachu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:11:32 No.26508463 Report

Quoted By: >>26508561 >>26508692 >>26508808 >>26508812

>>26508429

Alain also has a Metang that defeated Ash's dragon thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:12:50 No.26508482 Report

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>playing the first gen game
>reach a dark cave
>beat the game
>years pass
>only them discover what flash did

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:14:09 No.26508492 Report

Quoted By: >>26508500

>>26508413

How is it stupid if most of us believe it? I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:14:51 No.26508500 Report

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>>26508492
Appeal to Popularity asswipe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:21:43 No.26508561 Report

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>>26508463
>A psuedo legendary
>Either Steven or Lysandre gave it to him as a gift and he has to use it in the league

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:30:15 No.26508624 Report

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>>26508413
>Hoenn is a good region

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:38:12 No.26508682 Report

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>The level curve ruined Johto
>Kanto is empty!!

The level curve thing annoys me because you have to be real fucking new to vidya to think that Johto's level curve is anything out of the ordinary. Never had a problem, and never felt like I needed to grind. Played the Johto games a shitton too.

And HG/SS in particular has the largest Post-Game in the franchise (except MAYBE B2/W2)

It's just spread across two entire Regions (most of the Post-Game is still focused in Kanto.

I feel like most people don't even know about all the little quests and shit that HG/SS added.

I will never get these complaints, and I have to only assume that the people making them don't play vidya much, don't play POKÉMON much, or are simply fucking stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:39:12 No.26508692 Report

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>>26508463
>Ash's dragon thing
You don't know the name of Noivern? Sounds to me like someone hasn't caught them all.....

MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:39:14 No.26508693 Report

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>Ash should be replaced, that will make the anime good again!!!11!!one!!

Also,

>The people who unironically believe that Hoenn's water routes were just fine.
Just fucking choke on a cock already.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:40:51 No.26508710 Report

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>People who defend OR/AS
Literally the cancer of the franchise, and the reason Masuda has gotten away with releasing such subpar games with missing content. From R/S/E onwards, the guy has buttfucked you and cucked you out of features and content you wanted, and people still suck his dick and praise shit like OR/AS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:43:09 No.26508731 Report

Quoted By: >>26508754

>>26508413
>A game will ever surpass Emerald

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Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:43:43 No.26508736 Report

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>The fire starters are supposed to represent the zodiac!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:45:25 No.26508754 Report

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>>26508731
Platinum, HG/SS, B/W and B2/W2 exist.

All of those games (excluding B/W) have much more content. And I believe all of them (Including B/W) are objectively much higher quality games.

Fuck yo' childhood.

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Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:47:25 No.26508779 Report

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>The female trainer from FR/LG is totally Canon! She even has a name! W-We just don't know it yet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:50:07 No.26508797 Report

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>The owl is legit guys, come on!
Yeah, we got a completely different grass owl, which is hilarious, but still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:51:08 No.26508803 Report

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>The Genies are perfectly fine Pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:51:56 No.26508808 Report

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>>26508463
>Can't remember the name of the best Pokemon
Only somebody who didn't catch them all wouldn't remember that
MODS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:52:05 No.26508812 Report

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>>26508413
>>26508429
>>26508463
His mega Charizard hit the floor against 50% Ashninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:52:09 No.26508813 Report

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>Mega Pokémon should be removed from the franchise
Don't blame the concept, blame Masuda/Game Freaks retarded implementation of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:52:41 No.26508820 Report

Quoted By: >>26508869

>it's sinnohfags shitposting, n-not us hoennbabies, promise!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 01:58:01 No.26508869 Report

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>>26508820
They blame Gen 2 fans as well. Always 2 and 4. Probably because Hoenn was awkwardly polarizing in the middle, so Hoennbabbies feel the need to lash out at people who preferred the predecessor/successor Gens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 07:42:04 No.26512142 Report

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>>26508413
Smashing.

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Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 07:43:13 No.26512161 Report

Quoted By: >>26512180

>/vp/ can be saved from all the porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 07:44:36 No.26512180 Report

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>>26512161
At least post good porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 07:51:50 No.26512299 Report

Quoted By: >>26513222

>>26508413
>Ash makes it to the finals
>masked challenger that hasn't revealed her Pokemon yet, winning only by her opponents dropping out through her intense stare
>throws pokeball on ground
>out comes Rapelio
>she pulls off mask
>"WELCOME TO THE GREATEST SHOW IN ALOLA NOW IN KALOS!"
>Rapelio takes Noivern's virginity.
>pikachu defeats it.
>she sends out Owlsassin
>tbolt is useless
>Owlsassin destroys his entire team, only being defeated by torrent boosted giant water shuriken
>she sends out her final Pokemon
>a bipedal never before seen one
>litten's evolutipn
>fire/fighting type
>Mach punch and kills Greninja
>revived Rapelio rapes their fainted bodies
>ALOLA girl steals ash away
>gen 7 anime is tracking ash down so Serena can have him again

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Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 07:52:50 No.26512316 Report

Quoted By: >>26512363

>VGC has way better rules than smogon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 07:56:23 No.26512363 Report

Quoted By: >>26512424

>>26512316
They're equally shit. VGC was better, but got worse and worse each year.

Maybe Gen 7 they'll actually start to care, and fix the mess they made, but ehh.

As it stands, there is no fun way to play Pokémon competitively. But I still think Smogon is worse, because of the cancerous fanbase.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 08:00:38 No.26512424 Report

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>>26512363
VGC 2016 is a fucking joke, no where near as bad as smogon

smogon has some shitty rules like no swagger/baton pass teams but overall they're good. VGC is the opposite where most of their shit is fucked up

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Anonymous Sun 29 May 2016 09:58:44 No.26513222 Report

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>>26512299
>thinking Rapelio is real

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