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A story from Elementary school

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>Be me in elementary school
>Gen 5 cards *just* came out
>Hype was going down every Wednesday recess in Pokemon trading club
>This douchenugget in my class was in the hype like I was
>His older brother (a 6th grader that's older than us) is just as much of an insufferable prick
>He takes my chocolate milk and pours it into my backpack for no fucking reason
>Principal tells him to clean it up and he does
>I get my stuff back and some cards are missing from my pokemon binder
>This includes my prized Reshiram EX
>the asstard fUCKING STOLE IT
>Next Wednesday is see the douche in my class at PTC with the exact same card that was stolen
>He says he got it from his brother who bought it like the bitchass liar he is
>A few days later he brings his cards to school so he can show them to his shady-ass friends at luch
>Dumbass leaves the huge binder in his wide open backpack
>Sees him come into the tiny in-class hall with the backpack hooks and shit, chocolate milk in hand
>Pours it into binder as I look him in the eyes with the most evil and vengefull look i could make
>Gets beat up by him, his douchecopter brother and lardass sister later
>it was fucking worth it
>MFW as I saw him rage over my justice being served