Listen up faggot, Carnivine is getting a mega this gen. Before you go ahead disagreeing and embarrassing yourself, just have a think about how much of a faggot you are being in denial. How could you not see it? The hints, the clues. Carnivine is coming back and here's why:

1. He's shit. You can't deny this leafy fucker is pure ass and any other grass type can do what he does better. Don't you want to save him, /vp/?
2. He's grass. Not only is it a horrible typing to begin with, there is overwhelming evidence from existing megas proving how much Carnivine needs a mega, and how he's going to get it. Grass is under represented. As of ORAS there are now 5 water type and 4 fire type mega evolutions. That leaves grass with a pitiful 3. Venusaur, Sceptile and Abomasnow don't cut it. Slap another type on this fucker and he's good as gold.
3. Anime continuity. Remember James' Carnivine? Ofcourse you do that shit was cute and badass. Forget Inkay, we need Carnivine back. What better place to re-introduce him than in the tropical region of Alola?
4. You want it. Of the past 7 or so recent Gen VII 'im mr tito pokemon ama' boards I've seen, at-least 4 of them have 'leaked' that Carnivine is getting a mega. This shit doesn't just happen, these people don't work together to get this info. The recommunity is screaming out internally 'get this fucker his damn mega.' So why aren't you?

Give this cunt a mega.