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Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 21:39:03 No.26554088 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>26554261 >>26554334 >>26554434 >>26554498 >>26555040 >>26555994 >>26556420 >>26556473

>You're 20 minutes away from the wedding
>She tells you she ate the ring

What do you do /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 21:54:09 No.26554261 Report

Quoted By: >>26554917

>>26554088
We just use her eyes as our wedding

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:00:13 No.26554334 Report

Quoted By: >>26554917

>>26554088
It's a permanent part of her body, then. That'd make it even more romantic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:09:36 No.26554434 Report

Quoted By: >>26554917

>>26554088
Mega evolve her so we can carry that big gem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:15:13 No.26554498 Report

Quoted By: >>26554917

>>26554088
Tell her it is all cardboard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:18:54 No.26554550 Report

Quoted By: >>26554917

Rings mean nothing if we're really in love desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:19:41 No.26554562 Report

Quoted By: >>26554917

Suck in her "coin insert" as much I can so I can get it out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:42:52 No.26554917 Report

Quoted By: >>26555032 >>26556062

>>26554261
>Blinding you wife

>>26554334
>>26554550
>Not providing your wife an object she can forever relate to your love

>>26554434
>Giving your wife jewelry she already had

>>26554498
>destroying your wife's expectations

>>26554562
>Premartial sex

All of you would make lousy husbands

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:46:49 No.26554981 Report

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The adopted children will look weird if they explain they have a Sableye mom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:47:47 No.26554997 Report

Quoted By: >>26555229

>"It's okay honey, everyone will understand. Besides, the Liberals made up the fucking thing in the 30's to inflate the price of gold and diamonds! Who cares if we lost $1000, I will always have you, my one of a kind, priceless jewel."
Then she sucks MY jewels

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:50:27 No.26555032 Report

Quoted By: >>26555178 >>26555229

>>26554917
>staunchly rooted in bullshit tradition
you're no trophy husband yourself, bucko

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:50:58 No.26555040 Report

Quoted By:

>>26554088

tell her there's more where that came from

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 22:59:42 No.26555178 Report

Quoted By: >>26555229

>>26555032
Damn. You fucking owned that fucking faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 23:04:00 No.26555229 Report

Quoted By: >>26555252

>>26554997
We have a winner! Perfect answer

>>26555032
>>26555178
Also, heck off

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 01 Jun 2016 23:05:25 No.26555252 Report

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>>26555229
>mfw someone tells me to heck off on the internet anonymously

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:03:36 No.26555994 Report

Quoted By:

>>26554088
"You've got the wrong guy, I'm marrying a Lilligant."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:10:45 No.26556062 Report

Quoted By: >>26556195

>>26554917
Oh what? You think you be a better husband? Explain

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:21:44 No.26556195 Report

Quoted By: >>26556280

>>26556062
I'd do everything right. My precious wife wouldn't midn the loss of the ring, since I'd have many pieces of jewelry ready for her, all with their own inmense emotional value. I wouldn't try to do any harm to her, and most importantly, I'd prove how faithful and true to her I'd be by not even hinting at any kind of horrible sexual activities

But after its all said and done, our honeymoon would have the most wild love making ever, and she'd enjoy every moment of it greatly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:29:27 No.26556280 Report

Quoted By: >>26556334

>>26556195
Psh! Well. I can do better than that. our honeymoon will featured a rollercoaster and cotton candies with jewels as sprinkles!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:34:09 No.26556334 Report

Quoted By: >>26556395

>>26556280
>Cotton candy with jewels as sprinkles

How can I even attempt to compete. I was going to surprise her with a buffet at the Oreburgh mine, but I bet she'll never be as impresed... why must you ruin my dreams anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:38:09 No.26556395 Report

Quoted By: >>26556458

>>26556334
Because she ain't type of wife to get fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:39:23 No.26556420 Report

Quoted By: >>26556458

>>26554088
Shover my fingers in her throat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:41:52 No.26556458 Report

Quoted By: >>26556523

>>26556395
I wasn't going to get her fat! I would never dream of ruining her beautiful slender figure, I just wanted to prove my love had no bounds, and let her consume to her hearts desire! I just seem to lack the creative spark to trully show my limitless love for her

>>26556420
>Harming your wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:42:56 No.26556473 Report

Quoted By:

>>26554088
I would melt her and buy stuff for Archie

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:46:30 No.26556523 Report

Quoted By: >>26556547

>>26556458
>Not ruining her sexy body
You only going after her body do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:48:17 No.26556547 Report

Quoted By: >>26556615 >>26556881

>>26556523
W-what?! No! Those are some horrible accusations! My love for her transcends her physical self. I love her for who she is, and that's more than enough! I just didn't want her to lose one of the many things that make her perfect in my eyes!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:48:19 No.26556548 Report

Quoted By: >>26556568 >>26556595

With her size, would she even be able to handle a human in the bed?

Then again, she's a ghost, so it might not matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:49:42 No.26556568 Report

Quoted By:

>>26556548
She can handle the family jewels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:52:18 No.26556595 Report

Quoted By:

>>26556548
>0.5 meters
>Ghosts are known to alter their form, even if its a little
>Lets say its just a little since she wouldn't be a pure ghost type
>she doubles in size
>1 meter tall

Thats pretty much good enough, and you're really underestimating her anon.sadly, pound doesn't work on ghostsunless you use foresight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:52:35 No.26556601 Report

Quoted By: >>26556612 >>26556616

Would you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:53:21 No.26556612 Report

Quoted By:

>>26556601
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:53:26 No.26556615 Report

Quoted By: >>26556656

>>26556547
>doesn't want his wife to lose what's perfect in YOUR eyes
Admitted that is something more to it!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:53:30 No.26556616 Report

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>>26556601
I'm already engaged

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 00:56:19 No.26556656 Report

Quoted By: >>26556709

>>26556615
Well of course anon! If my wife was to radically change over night and lose everything she stands for, I wouldn't love her as much as I love her now! its her very self, all of her qualities combines, physical, emotional, and mental that make her what she is! without these, she wouldn't be the woman I married

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 01:00:48 No.26556709 Report

Quoted By: >>26556726

>>26556656
Or a demon you married...
Welp I guess I'll just leave you and your wife alone I'll just
STEAL YOUR WIFE!!!!
WAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 01:02:08 No.26556726 Report

Quoted By: >>26556802

>>26556709
NO! YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS! QUICK, DARLING, USE FOUL PLAY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 01:09:17 No.26556802 Report

Quoted By: >>26556825

>>26556726
Ohhh..."Foul play" huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 01:10:35 No.26556825 Report

Quoted By: >>26556871

>>26556802
All the force you used to kidnap her, is now used on you! massive damage!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 01:14:32 No.26556871 Report

Quoted By:

>>26556825
Ackkkkk!!!!!!
*Dies*

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 02 Jun 2016 01:15:26 No.26556881 Report

Quoted By:

>>26556547
Hey OP, you dropped your (´・ω・`)

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