Continuing from
>>26589038 So, since the last one decayed gradualy into utter shit, lets try again. This thread is for nominations. Choose a waifu for the reaping.
The only few rules are: no waifus of the same evolution line (no kirlia and gardevoir, roselia and roserade, delphox and braxien, etc), and no genderless pokemon.
The only ones excluded from these are eeveelutions and legendaries.
I propose pic related, of course
Anonymous
I nominate gardevoir and liligant i love them both
Anonymous
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Second chance for Xerneas.
Anonymous
>>26595233 i nominate furry-swiss-army-knife-waifu
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The last thread made a really good case for Virizion, so I nominate Virizion.
Anonymous
>>26595233 I nominate ghost.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26595488 ...but which ghost?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26595503 From true capitalist radio.
He's the true waifu
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
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>>26595577 >>26595488 Got it, but not even double dubs will allow you to get this as a waifu nominee
Anonymous
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Vaporeon, obviously.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Bug waifu nominee of the century coming through
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Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
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>>26595856 I'm beggining to regret thata exception
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>>26595856 vaporeon is enough, anon
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26595856 I'm allowing only one of those, as to not clutter the roster with eeveelutions (aside from vaporeon, obviously)
Choose wisely
Anonymous
>>26595928 fuck off with your change-whenever-I-feel-convenient rules
Anonymous
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Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26595966 Its a problem to try to please everyone, but alright. Any complains of the eeveelutions will be forwarded to you though. They're all in.
>>26595968 He's right, there's no point in switching my opinion so easily
>>26595979 it didn't work last time you know
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26595979 Not this shit again
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26595233 Anybody got the image of Zubat in a maid outfit? Can't find it anywhere.
Anonymous
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26596042 Is that going to be your nominee anon?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26596067 Why not do that over at the phox thread.
Anonymous
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>>26596130 Hello?
They're weekly and the mods tend to delete shit that's blatant furposting. >>26596067 Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>26596130 He likes foxes cant you see that from the comics?
Anonymous
Why dont you guys just ignore the dude? You dont click on the image you cant see it. Like really
Anonymous
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>>26596179 I don't but thumbnails show enough.
Also, report or hide the posts.
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Best wife coming through
Anonymous
>This thread. Jesus CHRIST... And I thought /ggvp/ was bad.
Anonymous
>>26596225 Based mods.
Anyways. Long story short, the majority of this thread disagreed with the previous winner and the bitch fit thrown was so nagging that they decided to have another one because it reeked of bullshit. Although it was completely fair to be honest
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26595359 Are you me.
As for rule, can we agreed that only pokémon that can be female are able to enter the contest? So we can forget about the bullshit in the last thread.
Anonymous
you know what? let's get weird with it, favorite fossil mon
Anonymous
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This reminds me of the /vp/ Hunger Games for some reason...
Anonymous
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How about Ampharos? It's a solid waifu contender.
Anonymous
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I nominate the best snek waifu~
Anonymous
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nominating qt dragon
Anonymous
>>26596565 This is something I can really get behind
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>>26596412 It sounds good to me.
Anonymous
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>>26597123 More like Lati-ass, right?
Anonymous
Who was the husbando again?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Popplio the next waifu bait
Anonymous
Trubbish fits /vp/ pretty well desu
Anonymous
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>>26597347 I think Trubbish fits /trash/ much more than /vp/ imo.
Anonymous
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>>26596572 >>26597123 Planebros! Let us unite!
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>>26596403 >that one thread with all of the lewd heliolisk posting good memory.
Anonymous
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>>26596403 Man, why are swimsuits so sexy?
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>/mlp/ wars Why is this thread still up?
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>>26598300 Because of you, anon.
Anonymous
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Pretty please?
Anonymous
Why people think gardevoirs are whores? There was no official information about gardevoirs having sex addiction. Well remember not only is important how pokewaifu looks but also about how this pokewaifu can deal with typical waifu stuff (cleaning house cooking, snu snu etc.) at least psychic and grass waifus have this advantage, they can solve problem with not perfect hands with psychic power or assistance of wines.
Anonymous
>>26598300 Last one failed spectacularly, so we're trying again
>>26596412 I guess so, but doubt anybody would propose a waifu with a 100% male gender split, and the genderless Claus is up already.
>>26596516 Braixen or virizion, can't remember. If you want to know check the poll in the post linked in the op. It doesn't matter anyways, it was called off
>>26596719 >Something I can really get behind Anon, please
All nominees until now have been added to the "roster".
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
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>>26600286 Forgot the tripcode, that was me.
Anonymous
Bump for her. Milotic is the most beautiful. Even Pokedex agrees.
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>>26600583 >You will never rub your hand on her cheek and kiss as she is coiled lovingly around you. Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26601035 i think we are discussing about poke waifus
Anonymous
>>26601354 She can battle all your pokémon
Anonymous
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>>26598273 I'd like to nominate her again as well
>>26598297 Why? If the last poll proved anything is that Braixen is the most widely waifu. Now shut your stupid, oily, 4 eyed, freckled, beaten face.
Anonymous
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>>26598273 #I'd like to nominate her again as well
>>26598297 #Why? If the last poll proved anything is that Braixen is the most widely accepted waifu. Now shut your stupid, oily, 4 eyed, freckled, beaten face.
Anonymous
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>>26598273 I'd like to nominate her again as well
>>26598297 Why? If the last poll proved anything is that Braixen is the most widely accepted waifu. Now shut your stupid, oily, 4 eyed, freckled, beaten face.
Anonymous
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>>26601701 Clearly, it's even.
Anonymous
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26601354 We are doing the contest of /vp/'s POKE wiafu
>>26602133 already in, see
>>26595856 >>26595772 Hadn't seen this until now, same to you anon, bat-scorpion waifu is best waifu
Anonymous
>>26599853 I-its popular! Its suck now. muh muh special (non human looking) snowflake waifu.
Anonymous
>>26602328 Well, from all eveelutions for example, only Espeon, sylveon and maybe leafeon are able to clean house or cook dinner. All eevolutions have paws, not hands and grabbing with paws is impossible. But well espeon can use telekinesis to grab things, sylveon can use ribbons and leaveon can use wines.
Anonymous
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>>26601354 But Valerie wants to be a Pokémon.
Anonymous
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>>26600583 >Literally has erotic as part of it's name clearly the best choice
Anonymous
C'mon, pals. You know she's the best.
Anonymous
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>>26603652 >Not wanting to get a sweet leaf job Anonymous
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>>26603942 Have fun getting your wiener split in 2
Anonymous
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Is there really a reason to keep this thread alive? Organizer dude must have already rallied up the candidates and did his research, might do all the organizing and preparations between what's left of today and tomorrow and post the new thread with the poll on monday.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
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>>26607134 Well, last time there were 51 entries. Up to this point, there are less than 30. I'd like for this thread to last a bit longer, just so we can have a little more variety
Anonymous
When i'm browsing pixiv, do I type in a pokemon's English or Japanese name when i'm using the search bar to get full results? I tried searching Weavile but only 26 results showed up.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26608591 I genuinly don't know, just look both up, and see for yourself. Also, does that mean you're nominating weavile?
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>>26608591 Look up the jap names, english will just get you a few western artists.
Anonymous
>>26608723 No, no, I was just testing pixiv's search bar is all. I nominate Zangoose.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26608805 Yea perfect waifu... when you want to have problems with period outrage every day, not only once a month
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>>26608880 My waifu and I never fight.
Anonymous
We know this vote wont tell you which pokemon is perfect as waifu. I quarantee it.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26608982 It will say which is the most prefered waifu, as all the ones least liked will get deleted. It wont be accurate, but it will be the closest we can get.
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>>26609013 We all know who that is, then.
Anonymous
>>26609013 We know MAIN reason to eliminate pokemon will not be pokemon itself but hatred to that pokemon fandom. So pokemon with most hated fandom will be eliminated first (Even if pokemon itself compared to "winner" will have more possibilities to take care of typical waifu duty).
But whatever i just dont say anything. I already analyzed all things to check which pokemon will be best for waifu duty. And i will vote just to give this pokemon bigger chance to win. I will just after contest just results of comparing my choice with "winner"
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26609178 Well, that is a valid point, but saying you've pointed out the perfect waifu is extremely subjective.
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>>26608591 Jap names. A few rare exceptions exist, but as a rule of thumb, if it is pokemon, go by Jap name.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
Alright, I've been awake since 1 am, and I'm about to fall over, so I'm leaving this here in case the thread dies before tomorrow morning. The polls themselves should be occurring next Tuesday, all entries in Thai thread will be counted, and it will follow the inverted elimination idea we had. Just wanted to clear that up. Any specifications will be explained in the Tuesday thread itself. Keep in mind this doesn't mean you can't propose any more waifus, this is simply me informing you just in case
Anonymous
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>>26609936 Thanks, Organizer dude! Take a long, well-deserved rest. You've earned it!
Anonymous
>>26609323 >The perfect waifu is extremely subjective And depends on each person's experiences in life.
As someone would choose a lovely partner who values more stability and forming a family, other would rather choose someone who would make each day a different adventure, something that burns more quickly but more intensely.
Each one has a valid point.
And
as the guy who makes the cards like >>26602212 , it's fun to highlight what's good on everyone. Everyone on this planet has their redeeming points, but not everybody is made for you.
Good night. I'll make sure to have more cards ready.
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>>26602516 >Can use wines. Alright, Leaf! We're gonna drink till this house looks clean!
Anonymous
>>26610010 >as the guy who makes cards >I'll make sure to have more cards ready. Anonymous
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>>26610605 NO FEET
although I do like her a lot Anonymous
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How has nobody suggested her yet? She is literally the perfect waifu
Anonymous
Anonymous
Popplio final evolution the next waifu bait. MARK MY WORDS!
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>>26611118 I'd be okay with this.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26611177 Why are pokemon with claws so fucking sexy?
Anonymous
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>>26611228 >87.5% >not 100% >still a 12.5% chance to be female Anonymous
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>>26610850 Have you seena chef
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Best girl. Best line.
Anonymous
>>26610850 Normally kitchen is in plane.
In soviet russia plane is in kitchen
>>26611211 Yea. Some people have fetish about having rended backs after snu snu
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>26610850 Damn straight she is. Plane will cook for you like a goddess! Vote plane today, and secure a better breakfast!
Anonymous
>>26614464 Remembere there are other pokewaifus able to compete with plane in cooking.
Anonymous
>>26614464 >Vote plane today >Its going to be an inverse poll >>26609936 You thought your subtle anti-latias propaganda would just fly by, but no one here is dumb neough to fall for it
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
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Seeing how slow the thread was yesterday, I thought it'd be eliminaated by now, I'm pleasantly surprised
>>26611118 Popplio is already in
and its not a pokemon sadly >>26610300 He made several cards like the one in the post he linked, he's done for mawile, latias, gliscor and another pokemon I can't remember.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26615085 nobody can cook better than jet based waifu
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>>26595233 >I propose pic related, of course me too
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>>26603712 REEEEEEE DELETE THIS I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT
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>>26615099 You know what I meant. Downvote other Waifu's with inferior cooking sills.
Anonymous
>>26618811 All psychic mons have ability to cook well. YOu know telekinesis is a big advantage in cooking. Psychic waifumon can use telekinesis to cut vegetables move pots, boil potatoes etc. Even psychic pokewaifu has potential to cook multiple dishes at once cus hand limit doesent exist when you have telekinesis.
Anonymous
So wheres the straw poll? How are we choosing our waifu?
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
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>>26619390 Not yet, its taking place on tuesday, as to not clash with pokemon-specific threads like the snek and phox threads
Anonymous
>>26619051 true but there's no other pokemon more elegant than latias
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26620008 I think this also is a competition
Anonymous
>>26620255 Y-you like me too, right guys? I have a chance, r-right?
Anonymous
>>26620327 someone maybe will like you.
But well
>>26620008 Ancient gods of trips love gardevoir.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26620008 >>26620255 where are your pots and pans
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>>26618811 Liligant is better at baking cakes.
Anonymous
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>>26620762 Nobody drawed art of that :/ Even requests on drawthread are ignored by everyone
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>>26620425 >trips goddamn newfags
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>>26619448 I came into this with a slight Latias lead. The rock solid points in her favor that have been made every step of the way have made me absolutely certain.
Anonymous
Anonymous
It's another "Latiasfags show off their autism" episode Just nuke this thread. There aren't going to be any more nominations with this/these faggot(s) spamming his/their waifu. The ashnime was a mistake.
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>>26620985 >There aren't going to be any more nominations with this/these faggot(s) spamming his/their waifu. Pretty sure that's why there's a waifu war right now.
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>>26620985 There were 30 nominations up to this point, and I'm still hoping for my waifu, and it seems while there are groups forming, there aren't clear advantages (even if there were, that just means they're more deserving of being the representative waifu).
my bat-scorpion waifu will prevail Anonymous
>>26620985 Who is worse, Latifags or Gardefags?
Anonymous
>>26621153 remember this time we can vote for who gets eliminated rather than who gets passed... so latiafags better keep their autism in a drastic low
Anonymous
>>26621153 anyone that has a waifu is already a fag
Anonymous
>>26621153 Neither of them. Worse is people complaining about latiasfags, gardefags, gliscorfags etc.
At least they dont use ad personan.
Anonymous
>>26621165 This whole thing is "autistic".
Why can't we all just live and let live?
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>>26621193 >>26621197 one audience is more obnoxious than the other that's for sure, that's what these fags have proven.
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>>26621206 >This whole thing is autistic You've clearly not payed atention to this whole process. Get informed and then come back
Anonymous
>>26621206 >"autistic" Gook moot let this site go to shit I tell you.
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>>26621206 Cus some people are salty and they need cure their complexes with flaming at anything and anyone
Anonymous
>>26621229 No, moot did. Hiro believes in "live and let live". moot enforced stupid shit on a whim and he righfully regreted it when he left.
A good deal of the entitlement most retards have these days is enabled by our poorly made rules.
Anonymous
Waifufag haters whining on waifufag thread are so funny. Its better just to leave this thread alone and discuss in other. Waifufags will have their vote after votes will be some complains and then thread will die naturally
Anonymous
>>26621371 rip phox phriday.
I sense this'll go down with it as well
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>>26621474 didn't mean to reply
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>>26603526 leavanny is too pure to be a waifu
Anonymous
>>26621294 You mean those things that don't exist? Fancy that. Well, you can't kill a culture you yourself created.
Faggot.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26621583 You, too. You're just as bad as the rest of these people.
Anonymous
>>26621649 And thus why you have a board where nobody but people who like to cry faggot at each other and think it's funny.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
I left for one hour and I come back to see people complaining about degeneracy and the tailsposter trying again to take down this thread. How wonderful. Just let this thread get archived since all the nominees are up, see those who wanted this to go through on tuesday
Anonymous
>>26621616 >>26621681 Can't you just report and hide?
Anonymous
>>26621691 Just have your thread and be done with it. No one actually cares except the people who for some reason actually buy into this bigotry schtick. Unfortunately, the mods of this site are among them.
Anonymous
>>26621691 Seeing as how the Phox thread was deleted and that the Tailsposter is a constant thread, it's probably best if we take this somewhere else.
>>26621721 The Phox thread was deleted, so there's a good chance this might get shitcanned as well.
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>>26621721 Because nobody ever does anything because of "board culture". I say you get what you ask for. People crying faggot at each other.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26621747 I get you're buthurt for some reason, or maybe this whole thing is triggering you, but you have got to be able to read right? I've stated numerous times this whole thing will take place on tuesday, so stop bitching, just hide the thread if it bothers you that much. We're not infringing on the rules, you're simply very perturbed by simple things like these.
>>26621762 again, it doesn't matter, I got the nominees, the actual poll thread will be up on thursday
Anonymous
>>26621808 >again, it doesn't matter, I got the nominees, the actual poll thread will be up on thursday Which is what I'm implying, put the main thread there and have a thread in /vp/ linking to it.
Anonymous
>>26621808 Why do you even try to have a thread that the mods themselves hate?
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26621843 I get it now. where should we take it to though? /trash/? besides, unless this thread gets pruned there really isnt much reason to over complicate things
Anonymous
>>26621851 >Implying that the mods aren't into this kind of shit Anonymous
>>26621861 Making elaborate polls IS overcomplicating things.
Anonymous
>>26621865 Tough to tell at times. Nonetheless, this site IS against you. Everyone knows that.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26621871 I meant over complicating on top of what we've already done. The whole plan from the start was to have many polls and do this quickly, all we've changed is the last part
>>26621888 This started last Friday/Thursday, spanned 4 threads and mods have comes in to kick out the tailsposter several times already, I'd say the majority of the site is at least ok with this.
Anonymous
>>26621927 I'll believe that when this lame policy of "you can only do this on one day" stops. If you're going to allow it, then allow it. There's no ifs ands or buts.
Anonymous
>>26621861 >I get it now. where should we take it to though? /trash/? There you go, that's where most threads that get shitcanned by the mods go to when they want to continue.
>I'd say the majority of the site is at least ok with this. Barely. You still have folks that don't want a revisit of pre-2012 era /vp/, which they think this thread is.
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>>26622008 ...which, by the way, I don't think even they follow, they'll still erase the thread and ban everyone that was in it, even if they did nothing.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26622008 I'm sorry, but this is something many people already agreed on. We can't do it today with the phox and lilligant threads up, it won't be fair. Sorry you're really wanting this to happen now, because it won't. Up to now, nothing has proven mods are really that close to pruning this thread.
>>26622034 >I represent /vp/ >Threads shitcanned When it gets shitcanned, I'll send it there, until then, you can heck off with your hate, just ignore if you're that butthurt
Anonymous
>>26622070 >You can heck off with your hate, just ignore if you're that butthurt. I will, but the Tailsposter and other folks won't. I'm just giving you an option that'll nip that problem at the bud and avoid losing a higher yield.
Anonymous
>>26622034 >old /vp/ is defined by the last days when there was a spam problem site-wide before captcha and stricter moderation was implemented >not the awesome times before that Are there any actual oldfags besides me still here?
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
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>>26622083 The thing is, I really have seen next to no people acting like you said. Yeah, the tailsposter has been an ass, like always, but mods have dispatched him 4 times already, and I really haven't seen other people hating, threatening to report or really any kind of backlash until you got here.
>>26622086 Not in this thread, that's for sure
Anonymous
>>26622086 >not the awesome times before that. I hope you're not referring to the constant furry porn threads as "awesome" times, those threads and
Bui are the main reasons why we have "stricter" moderation today.
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>>26622086 I started lurking /v/ on 2011, just recently started browsing /vp/ around april after getting back into the games I'm sorry Anonymous
>>26622086 Apparently, everyone got obsessed with hating on everyone because apparently, you're not allowed to like anything, ever.
Anonymous
so this....... is the power..... of /vp/'s autism......
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>>26622225 Hey, waifu discussion is srs bsns
Anonymous
Okay, here's the thing: anyone with a brain can see that porn dumps don't work. They never have and they never will. Every time they're allowed to propagate, they get tired and disappear within a few days. Nonetheless, a general art dump can't go for too long without going nsfw, either. Having both would cause too much conflict, as they apparently want nothing to do with each other. I see no real solution here.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26622346 ...I think you got the wrong thread. Unless you're assuming this would devolve into an art thread in the first place, something highly unlikely
Anonymous
>>26622119 After the first week there was only one because it was easier to keep track of it that way (thanks Gary Oak, wherever you are). BUI can go to Hell though.
>>26622136 >you're not allowed to like anything, ever. This is the one site where this shouldn't be a problem. Fuck.
Anonymous
>>26622382 That isn't what I was told. Everyone has to hate everything. That is the law.
>>26622376 Huh? These are always pic dumps. That is all they ever have been.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26622407 Umm, sure, it is technicaly a picture dump, but its not going to be that way after this. It will be a poll thread.
Anonymous
>>26622443 What is the point of this anyway?
Anonymous
>>26622475 For fun, probably.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26622475 At least read the OP anon. We're deciding /vp/'s official waifu. We nominte and then vote.
Anonymous
>>26622475 >>26622502 For fun, and because the effort involved in getting an honest answer out of /vp/ makes the payoff worth it.
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>>26622502 Fun? There is no fun. You're only supposed to work. Now get off the Internet and write those papers by hand.
Anonymous
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26622540 Late request, but sure, she's in.
>>26622516 I hope its worth it, the fans of those who win will be the most annoying anons for the next week after its over.
it better be us gliscorfags Anonymous
>>26622514 >>26622516 >>26622559 It's Gardevoir. They've always been the most numerous and obnoxious. Even if they weren't numerous they're the ones who would most likely rig the poll for their imaginary wife.
Phox and Bunny fags only want to fuck them. Lucario fags are gay. Everyone else doesn't matter.
Anonymous
But no one knows how to be honest. All they know is how to argue with you, regardless of what it is.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26622599 >not reading anything Its an inverse poll anon, you vote for whom you want not to be the winner. So if too many anons piss off other with gardevoir, we can just vote her off
>>26622613 That's why its inversed, that way the sole point is arguing, and the more you argue the worse it gets. it wont be perfect, but its the best alternative
Anonymous
>>26622633 So gardevoirfags will just vote for others to rig the poll, genius.
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26622678 We just vote off gardevoirfags, or any group doing that, now what?
Anonymous
>>26623118 You first have to find out if they are.
Anonymous
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26623166 They'd have to congregate somewhere, since this would take place on a day without appreciation threads, then this would be the main hub, so either they don't congregate, or congregate on some other place, in whch case they'd still need some way of uniting on it.
The point is, its far too complicated and impractical to do.
Anonymous
>>26623225 Or they could do it on their own. They know wo they won't vote for.
Were you born yesterday or what?
Anonymous
Anonymous
literally my mom's grandmom
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26623256 Thing is, there is nothing TO coordinate. Mass voting of one specific pokemon will only kill that one suggestion, while the others will still be there. The whole point of the inverse mode is that, preventing the case with braixen last time, forcing people to choose something else, and hope others like their waifus enough
>>26623266 >>26623194 both added
>>26623276 I'm still waiting on the cooking gliscor Anonymous
>>26623332 So just mass vote but for everything?
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26623660 How could you mass vote everything? its not going to be multiple choice, and ip shuffling is not very likely, so what gives?
Anonymous
>>26623855 >and ip shuffling is not very likely >Saying this on a board with a large population of known ban-evaders. Anonymous
>>26624103 Well, you did it. You found the one exploitable aspect. I was going to use recaptcha, but I bet it would still be very simple to bypass. I guess we'll just have to rely on the truthfullness of people
if it comes to it, gliscor is the go-to backup waifu Anonymous
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>>26624103 Why would someone IP shuffle a poll like this?
Organizer dude !nyU6ElPfMc
>>26624256 Please, as if you could resist the greatest smile of the perfect bat-scorpion waifu
>>26624237 also, this was me
Anonymous
>>26624281 Sorry, I don't like it
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26624256 >complaining about people liking the scorpion-bat when there were people that actually liked shit-grass-deer thing The bat is the least of your worries
Anonymous
>>26624319 B-but anon, you must! She's perfect in every way! She's feeling scared now. Tell her you like her, or she'll get worse!
Anonymous
>>26624359 I like you, Gliscor
, but I like other Pokémon more Anonymous
>>26624359 Sorry, but
glorious senk waifu is better Anonymous
Anonymous
>>26624476 Better she's happy once more!
>>26624484 Can your snek fly you over the world? Can she make exquisite foods with reformed poisons she can handle with care? Can she hug you the same way my bat can? bat-scorpion waifu is best waifu, sadly. But snek waifu is sweet too
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>>26624521 It can't fly, but is can reform poisons, it is a snake, after all, and I don't have to worry about claws if it hugs me
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>>26624890 >Sawsbuck can this be a choice?
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>>26624932 That is understandable.
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While everyone is making some pretty good cases for their waifus, let's be realistic. >encourages creativity >will mend/make new outfits for you >petite frame >pure, happy demeanor Yeah, she doesn't have hands. While that's not a plus, I think have leaves for hands is a bit better than big, meaty claws.
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>>26625946 ITT they're nominating them for exclusion.
Anonymous
>>26625810 what could you even do with leaves for hands?
At least something like Serperior has vines, Leavanny has nothing.
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>>26625946 Im not into her but I can see why you cant keep it in her pants over her.
Honestly I named mine
Sheila because I imagined she's hyper active as fuck.
Anonymous
>>26625991 Well, as a Grass-type, couldn't Leavanny just conjure vines? Of course, I would imagine that it would nice to help her with things if she needs help handling something. Good bonding experience.
Anonymous
>>26626037 I don't think it can learn any vine moves, and I think, at least by the anime, it has never used vines.
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>>26626107 Hmmm, you're right. For some reason, I thought it learned vine whip through level up. Well, as a waifu, Leavanny would be limited in that respect. But, wouldn't most be limited in some way? For the quadrupedal ones, dexterity would also be an issue.
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>>26625946 What redeeming factors does she have?
Anonymous
Postin most snuggable snuff doll
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How would she take care of your loving children? How would they grow up having a non human mom?
Anonymous
>>26628078 Latias looks more appealing by the post, doesn't she? Human form. Think about it.
Anonymous
>>26628293 It will all depend if the children are little humans, little Latixs or adopted.
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>>26628993 child bearing hips
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Am i a hipster for waifuing her?
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>>26631794 that would be extremely painful.
and I would miss out on E3.
Anonymous
This thread is still up well better nominat mai waifu
Anonymous
>>26612976 >not wanting to bleed all over your waifu after sex Anonymous
Looks like tails poster planned to delete this thread has failed
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>>26632087 It's not like it ever works in the first place.
Anonymous
>>26632043 Nah.
Better to have pokemon able to use its telepathic powers to connect our sense to share fellings whats in sex can give 2x orgasm.
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>>26631899 I can't believe it's still up, but serperior got nominated already
>>26632087 >>26629013 >>26627947 Added
>>26632251 >Not wanting to feel your waifu's claws grasping at you with intensity while you make sweet love to her Physical responses are stronger, faster and more intense than direct psychological ones, so I'm sticking with my crab-bat
Anonymous
>>26633051 One guy prefes brutal sex ending with injuries, other guys prefers gentle long sex combined with hug and snug.
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>>26633099 >Implying it can't also end in snug and hug >Implying there would be severe injuries and not just superficial scratches You don't trust your waifus, do you?
Anonymous
How about a rule against spam faggotry for any and every waifu? Any waifu that gets spammed is removed. There is no real way to determine how much samfagging is happening with IP changers and mobile posting anyway, so why not get rid of the cancer prematurely?
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So...who won the waifu war?
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>>26633246 If it goes overboard, we can end up with a consensus to forcefully eliminate them, but hopefully it won't get to that point
looking at you lillyfags >>26633307 It starts tomorrow anon
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>>26633307 inverse vote on Tuesday. Be there, or be square.
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>>26634182 Thread is dead put it to rest.
saging Anonymous
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>>26633325 >Inb4 falseflagging Anonymous
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>>26633307 Braixen but people were upset that their waifu lost so do over.
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>>26634630 >Implying there won't be another upset if we do another one Anonymous
>No one has nominated best girl shame on you all
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>>26634550 >>26635107 Added
>>26634630 >>26634767 There were acusations of fraudulency, on both braixen's and virizion's part, mostly on the last one's behalf. Technically speaking, vaporeon won since its the only one that didn't have an advantag/was acused of cheating. Hopefully the backlash will be lesser this time.
>>26634664 >>26635294 >waifu hating Oh please anons, take a look around, there are much worse thing to insult. All waifus are accepted
>>26634307 Thread should be dead, but at least now we have an even number of nominees
The entry period is closed as of now, since its been far too long and we're getting ever so close to the big day. 40 entries are in, these are:
1-Gliscor
2-Gardevoir
3-Lilligant
4-Xerneas
5-Zoroark
6-Virizion
7-Mienshao
8-Scizor
9-espeon
10-glaceon
11-leafeon
12-Sylveon
13-Sableye
14-Heliolisk
15-Archeops
16-Aurorus
17-Latias
18-Amphardos
19-Dunsparce
20-Flygon
21-Popplio
22-Trubbish
23-Braixen
24-Ninetales
25-Milotic
26-Rayquaza
27-Leavanny
28-Zangoose
29-Mewtwo
30-Bulbasaur
31-Audino
32-Serperior
33-Togekiss
34-Cresselia
35-absol
36-Swampert
37-Sawsbuck
38-banette
39-Lucario
40-Flygon
Tomorrow we start the polls.
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>>26635763 Shit, there's an issue guys, this will probably be up tomorrow too:
>>26624802 I still think the inverse format will prevent lucario fans from screwing over the poll like phox fans somewhat did, but its still an issue. Any opinions on the matter?
>inb4 Organizer didn't investigate properly Lucario threads are completely random, there were litteraly no other pokemon-specific threads planned tomorrow
Anonymous
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>>26636109 Lovely, I like how you kept the whole regal theme
Anonymous
>>26635941 It's been dragged out long enough and no one's going to care about the results the day after it's over anyway. Might as well just do it.
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>>26636306 True, true. It'll proceed as normal
Anonymous
To be honest, a tournament style knockout battle, and if they lose they go to the loser brackets.
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>>26635763 >Hopefully the backlash will be lesser this time. No, you're an absolute retard for thinking this
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>its tuesday here in best coast
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>no one posts best waifu I mean, sure I get her to myself, but that doesn't stop me from being ashamed in you /vp/
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>>26638524 Sounds like a good idea.
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