>>26643855Continued rant:
>Favorite E4Bruno, I guess?
The E4 has always been very disappointing in regards to interesting designs for me... And yet, it's the generic muscle karate man that stands out the most in my mind.
Weird. Or gay. Maybe both. Or maybe because, as a kid, I thought he was Brock's father. I don't know.
>Favorite ChampionFaggot's choice: Cynthia.
Same problem I have with the E4 in general; the Champions just aren't all that interesting to me. But, alongside Blue, Cynthia was one of the few Champions to actually get involved in the plot, so she has more staying power than, say, Iris or Diantha.
Nothing else to really say about this; it's pretty obvious why she'd be chosen as anyone's favorite.
And lastly:
>>26643289>Favorite Team LeaderCyrus. Fucking Cyrus.
There's just something about villains who wish to destroy everything that makes the Universe a diverse and chaotic mess that I love. Cyrus started as such a generic baddie in DP, but Pt came along and turned him into an brilliantly insane cult leader.
See, my biggest problem with guys like Giovanni or Ghetsis, and especially Lysandre, is just how pathetic their teams are. They're all retards who can't stand up to a little kid who just started his pokemon journey. But with Cyrus, they actually gave a goddamn reason behind this: he WANTED his minions to be complete morons so they wouldn't ask any questions, and obey him blindly. They were nothing but pawns to him, and he played them all like a fiddle.
Cyrus is like the Darkseid of the pokemon games, and the best part about him is, he was never caught. The bastard's still out there, and should Gamefreak not drop the ball with him, he's just waiting for the best time to strike again.
Or I'm likely just putting too much thought into a children's game because I'm bored easily. That sounds more likely.
