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ITT: Pokemon no one actually likes

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:17:53 No.26631236 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:18:37 No.26631245 Report

Quoted By: >>26631845

>>26631236
Heatran is my boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:19:44 No.26631258 Report

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>>26631236
dude heatran is my bro I started off from pallet town with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:21:30 No.26631285 Report

Quoted By: >>26631627 >>26633285

Landorus fits this thread. I haven't seen someone compliment that thing outside of its competitive use.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:47:55 No.26631577 Report

Quoted By: >>26631845

>>26631236
You take that back you nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:49:42 No.26631599 Report

Quoted By: >>26633285 >>26633413

>>26631236
Arceus
Darkrai
Shaymin
The sprite trio
Most other gen 4 mons including magmortar and electvire

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:50:40 No.26631609 Report

Quoted By: >>26631845

I actually like Heatran a lot. It's very "Pokemon", if you get me. It's definitely a monster, you know? That isn't an animal with an element strapped to it. It's a full-fledged monster. I just appreciate that quality. There aren't that many Pokemon like that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:52:06 No.26631626 Report

Quoted By: >>26631807 >>26631910 >>26632287

>>26631236

Heatran is without a doubt the ugliest Pokemon. And I don't mean ugly in a way that diminishes other intentionally ugly Pokemon like Weezing, I mean ugly in that its design is a complete mess. It's bulbous and blotchy and looks like a whale-shaped turd covered in melted iron. It's even worse than the genies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 16:52:09 No.26631627 Report

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>>26631236
>>26631285
>i got assblasted by someone better than me in competitive the posts

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:07:24 No.26631807 Report

Quoted By: >>26631836 >>26631845 >>26632173

>>26631626
Heatran is amazing. The grey spots make sense if you read his dex entry (inb4 mewtist), he has a mask of steel that looks like a skull when opened and red hateful eyes. He's genuinely like something you would encounter in a Monster Hunter game and hunt down to extinction just to get that one last gem needed for your perfect armor set.

Him being amazing in competitive is only a cherry on top desu. The fact that he managed to stay relevant in all competitive metas without any significant changes is a true testament of his power.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:08:39 No.26631818 Report

Quoted By: >>26631852 >>26631879 >>26633285

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:10:46 No.26631836 Report

Quoted By: >>26631924

>>26631807

I know what the gray spots are. I know what its concept is. I'm saying that the design itself is terrible. There are many ways they could have taken the idea of "volcano monster with a body made out of molten slag", and Heatran is quite possibly the absolute worst direction they could have gone in. It's eyes look silly as fuck and the yellow spots look like chunks of corn in a pile of shit. The mouth is literally the only good/clever part of its design, and that is not enough to save it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:11:31 No.26631845 Report

Quoted By: >>26631924

>>26631245
>>26631577
>>26631609
>>26631807
You don't like it. Stop lying to yourselves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:11:54 No.26631852 Report

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>>26631818

He's my favorite Jew, back off.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:12:27 No.26631856 Report

Quoted By: >>26633285

and nobody should care about this wretch

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:12:49 No.26631862 Report

Quoted By: >>26631893

>>26631236
>not liking LAVAFROG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:15:08 No.26631879 Report

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>>26631818
good for the porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:15:41 No.26631886 Report

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Even Jynx has some people that like her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:16:13 No.26631893 Report

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>>26631862

I think I'd kind of like him if he actually resembled a frog more to be perfectly honest with you fampai.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:18:04 No.26631910 Report

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>>26631236
>>26631626
Found the fairy faggots

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:19:32 No.26631924 Report

Quoted By: >>26631947

>>26631836
>eyes look silly as fuck
In what way? I think they're perfectly executed and most importantly get the point of it being a fat angry lava monster across.
>yellow spots look like chunks of corn in a pile of shit
Heatran was based on fire salamander (taken very literally), the yellow spots are one of their most renowned features. I think they go very well with it's deep crimson body.

>>26631845
fuck you, it's my favorite Pokemon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:20:56 No.26631947 Report

Quoted By: >>26632173

>>26631924

>it's my favorite Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:21:43 No.26631959 Report

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>>26631236
He's the best even before i found out he's a competitive god

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:29:54 No.26632065 Report

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>>26631236
Heatran was my first shiny. Only took 3 soft resets and I wasn't even trying to go for a shiny, I just wanted to catch it and kept running out of pokeballs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:39:08 No.26632173 Report

Quoted By: >>26632204 >>26633338

>>26631947
I already gave my reasons here >>26631807

I should also add that it's literally the only Sinnoh legendary done right. It's not some Digimon tier god of whatever capable of destroying the entire planet by itself, just a really rare monster that you happen to come across your journey. Unlike them it's not handed to you by some chucklefuck in the Pokemon Center either, you have to trek through the entire Stark Mountain which is a great expansive area with lots of powerful trainers and wild Pokemon. The small Team Galactic epilogue at the end of Platinum was a great touch too. So really, I don't get the hate this Pokemon gets on /vp/ sometimes. Maybe it's just some elaborate meme I don't know about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:41:44 No.26632204 Report

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>>26632173

>Maybe it's just some elaborate meme I don't know about.

No, it just differences in taste. It's alright that you're in a minority here, there's no need to get defensive about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:44:55 No.26632237 Report

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Heatran, Phione, and Shaymin are the only Sinnoh legends I really like

I also don't use legends on my teams

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:49:54 No.26632287 Report

Quoted By: >>26632436

>>26631626
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 17:56:25 No.26632344 Report

Quoted By: >>26632397

>>26631236
I did before getting into gen 4 competitive.
Then I hated it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:04:07 No.26632397 Report

Quoted By: >>26632564

>>26632344
>I hate a Pokemon because it's good in battles
I don't get it's mentality. Heatran isn't even hard to deal with.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:09:16 No.26632436 Report

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>>26632287
>tfw yokai watch designs are worse than chinpokomon
who's your starter, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:12:37 No.26632467 Report

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>>26632436
shoe best chinpokomon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:19:39 No.26632552 Report

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>>26632436
Velocirapster

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:20:49 No.26632564 Report

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>>26632397
It's not a 'mentality'. I just got sick of seeing it constantly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:22:42 No.26632584 Report

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>>26632436
Robot Jones

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:23:03 No.26632589 Report

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>>26632436
>beibersaurus
>deino
Is this the first example of Game Freak plagiarising a fan pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:23:56 No.26632601 Report

Quoted By:

>>26632436
ferasnarf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:24:58 No.26632616 Report

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>>26632436
>velocirapstar
Lost hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:25:09 No.26632621 Report

Quoted By: >>26632637

Never liked how Heatran looked until I saw him in motion in Ranger/the animals. The way he moves is cool as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:25:17 No.26632622 Report

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>>26632436
Shoe masterrace

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:27:26 No.26632637 Report

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>>26632621
>that moment in BW2 where he drops on you from the cave ceiling
Love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:30:40 No.26632665 Report

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>>26632436
>Velocirapstar
Amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:34:45 No.26632698 Report

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>>26631236
Why is it a legendary?
Heatran, what do you even do?
You just sit in a warm cave and act as box litter.
I cant even use you for trading.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:35:05 No.26632701 Report

Quoted By: >>26632705 >>26633285

This piece of shit

It's "fans" need psychiatric help

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:35:38 No.26632705 Report

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>>26632701

STILL being this butthurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 18:37:02 No.26632717 Report

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>>26631236
The Genies. They've been hated long before the competitive stigma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:12:34 No.26633157 Report

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>>26631236
Why does it have gender?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:19:15 No.26633237 Report

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>>26632436
I would legit get an accountafish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:24:52 No.26633285 Report

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>>26631236
>>26631285
>>26631599
>>26631818
>>26631856
>>26632701
I like all of these guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:30:17 No.26633338 Report

Quoted By: >>26633497

>>26632173
It's a meme because Heatran is great competitively, and most people here have shitmon bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:36:54 No.26633413 Report

Quoted By: >>26634235

>>26631599
>not liking shaymin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:44:29 No.26633497 Report

Quoted By: >>26633520 >>26633570 >>26633834

>>26633338

It's ugly as shit and does nothing worthy of being legendary. If it wasn't good competitively NOBODY would care about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:46:55 No.26633520 Report

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>>26633497
I like it and I don't even play competitive. And I know a couple of others who like it and don't play competitive.

You shouldn't make assumptions, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:49:55 No.26633550 Report

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>>26632436
Cosmonewt a best

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 19:51:38 No.26633570 Report

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>>26633497
Sounds just like Zapdos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:16:51 No.26633834 Report

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>>26633497
Funny because some of the ugliest noncompetitive pokemon have the most cans here (see dunsparce)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:19:23 No.26633853 Report

Quoted By: >>26634162 >>26634293 >>26634328

>>26631236
>gen 5
Shit mons abound

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:25:52 No.26633934 Report

Quoted By: >>26634715

>>26631236
Literally the worst starter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:39:42 No.26634162 Report

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>>26633853
The long segmented body looks so weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:43:59 No.26634235 Report

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>>26633413
>being an autistic Shaymin fuck boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:48:43 No.26634290 Report

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>>26631236
I like Heatran but it pisses me off they made it a legendary for no reason. I wish it was just a normal Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:49:16 No.26634293 Report

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>>26633853
I actually like how its shiny coloration makes Volcanion look like it's made out of sulfur, or look like a walking coral reef.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:52:45 No.26634328 Report

Quoted By: >>26637458

>>26633853
>shiny
>pink jaw and claws

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 20:52:57 No.26634329 Report

Quoted By:

>>26632436
Beetlebot!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 21:20:20 No.26634668 Report

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>>26632436
Furrycat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 21:25:18 No.26634715 Report

Quoted By: >>26635147

>>26633934

That not Meganium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 06 Jun 2016 21:57:41 No.26635147 Report

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>>26634715
Meganium has a great design. It's one of the best starters, I'd say.
Might not be edgy enough for today's kids though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Jun 2016 00:36:31 No.26637458 Report

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>>26634328
is like a inverse three color.

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