>>26649463>Secret conference at Gamefreak"Masuda-sama! The polls are in!"
"Idesune! Begin the Lucario distribution!"
"...Actually, Lucario did not win. Greninja did."
"Ahh, so it is. Well then, announce that as a surprise, all top 5 pokemon will be distributed!"
"...Actually, Lucario is not in the top 5 either. it got 15th, actually."
"..."
"Uh... Masuda-Sama? Shall we begin destributing Greninja?"
"No. Announce that Rowlet, Litten, and Popplio were fake leaks. Announce that they were drawn by the same fools who drew Roothoot and Ballio. For Poketto Monsters, Sun and Moon, the new starter shall be Lucario. Shiny, at level 30, with its new hidden ability, Gale Fists. Peope will understand that Lucario is the best Pokemon, it was engineered to be the best, hahaha.
