Konichiwa, Anon-san. Please take your shoes off as you step in!
Here's how it works: first there's an onii-chan subbed "champ". After any valid team call or champ claim, the first 6 Pokémon suggested are taken and - YURIKA! - the team is born! The champ then heads down to the (4kids censored) PS!™ simulator to battle otakus and baka gaijins alike. Once a few battles have gone by he can call for a new team; or if he cries "owie yaoi!" after getting his butt kicked, for a new champ. And from there the cycle continues!
If you're new here please LURK for a while, or else I'll kei-kak u in the face!
This is NOT a general for Pokemon Showdown!, so please take your teams/replays elsewhere.
Our memes:
>https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt Our art:
>http://booru.showderp.com/ Previous thread:
>>26684704 YOU'VE GOT IT MAID HERE IN SHOWDERP! STICK AROUND!
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Are french maids the best thing japan has invented?
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>>26684735 >subbed "champ" kek
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>>26684794 >quoting your in-joke so everybody could notice it because nobody read the essay you call thread's OP That's pathetic, OP. Please seek sunlight out of the basement.
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>>26684979 >Few seconds in Photoshop CS5 Anonymous
how many hours into spicy are we now
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP (Weezing) @ Quick Claw Ability: Levitate EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Poison Gas - Substitute - Will-O-Wisp - Destiny Bond
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>>26685167 paraflinch dunsparce
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showderp creates dragonite
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belly drum extremespeed linoone
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holding flame orb
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>>26685199 named: spicy is shit
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>>26685199 modest nature, special attacker evs
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REVEAL IMPEACH !TOYyzPEihU
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>>26685295 if she ignore, i'll impeach and claim
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just waiting on gender, shiny status and the last bit of EVs, and IV spread
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>>26685302 male, shiny, 8 SpD, you choose
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>>26685302 hurry the fuck up and post a battle already, you autistic fuck
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>>26685312 >more than one at once THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS
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new champ im gonna go see Warcraft with some gamer grills and have sex later :^)
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>>26685651 >having sex when youre 14 shouldnt you be playing with hot wheels
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Stoutland @ Choice Scarf Ability: Intimidate EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Facade - Giga Impact - Crunch - Superpower
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METAL GEAR??!? (Metagross-Mega) @ Metagrossite Ability: Tough Claws EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Hasty Nature - Meteor Mash - Earthquake/Ice Punch/Explosion (depends on what you need) - Grass Knot - Hidden Power [Fire]
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Mega Audino, CM 3 Attacks
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Pick a random ememmon from the links at the OP
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「C*RSES」 (Tyranitar) @ Maranga Berry Ability: Sand Stream EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Curse - Rest - Sleep Talk - Crunch
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP (Weezing) @ Quick Claw Ability: Levitate EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Poison Gas - Substitute - Will-O-Wisp - Destiny Bond
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>>26685651 hahahaha yeah, right
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>>26685694 I want him to win so fucking much.
If it was my country I wouldn't vote, since I know well from the dangers of populism, but seeing this blow to the overly politically correct US of the 21st century would be priceless
ANYWAY, POKEMON
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reminder to /join showderp for epic-a$$ memes
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hi where s the match
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>>26685752 i typed this into my chat and now i have syphilis
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Crawdaunt @ Leftovers Ability: Adaptability EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - Crabhammer - Knock Off - Aqua Jet
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shiny garchomp with salac
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fast (Linoone) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Gluttony Shiny: Yes EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Extreme Speed - Belly Drum - Gunk Shot - Facade
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>>26686147 >fast >Wasn't faste enough Anonymous
>>26686164 i was literally 1 second off too
dugtrio guy is a nerd
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>>26686172 you gotta problem buddy?
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>>26686184 ill fuk u up nerd
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>>26686193 fuckin' come get it square up motherfucker let's go
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>>26686202 let's go motherfucker
*teleports behind you*
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>tfw champ is dead
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>>26686586 suicide cures all problems
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Excuse my newfaggotry, but are battles always singles, never doubles or triples?
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gj on skipping grambull chump
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>>26686712 no but champs who don't do ou singles are usually shitters
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>>26686712 >http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384805458 sometimes a champ declares that he'll do doubles, gen 1-5, or another tier, but 95% of the time is OU singles.
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>>26686738 Still not impeached so don't care.
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>>26686738 welcome to neoderp
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>>26686712 its ok, new friends are cute :3
its mostly because they are dead metas. itll take 5 minutes to get battles that arent snipes, which in themselves are shit. and because theyre dead metas, no champs actually play them. so when they DO get matched up with a non-snipe 9 times out of 10 they just get their shit kicked in
lastly, non-singles places a lot more pressure on having a good team. at least in singles you can sweep with 5 bugs and a snips
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>>26687196 me or rhyperior
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Same champ: CHAMP A PUSS (Granbull) @ Choice Band Ability: Intimidate EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def Spe Adamant Nature - Play Rough - Close Combat - Crunch - Ice Punch / Wild Charge If new champ: Thundurus-I
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sub plot chatot
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annoying star (Jirachi) @ Leftovers Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 252 HP / 92 Def / 164 SpD Impish Nature - Body Slam - Iron Head - Cosmic Power - Wish here have some trash
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WE WUZ (Kangaskhan) (F) @ King's Rock Ability: Scrappy
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a pokemon that triggers
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>>26687214 this is rhyperior btw
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WHERE IS THE FUCKING MATCH CHAMP???????????????
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>>26687329 this is nice champ c:
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384827469 >Earthquake/Ice Punch/Explosion (depends on what you need) When correct a move like that in t4eam builder it will sometimes delete a move for no reason.
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champ fucked off to do randoms new champ
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hippo with sandforce and sandstorm
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Meido Waifu (Latias) @ Latiasite Ability: Levitate Shiny: Yes EVs: 248 HP / 64 Def / 196 Spe (outspeeds base 102) Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe - Hidden Power [Fire] - Stored Power - Calm Mind - Recover
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calm mind non-mega diancie
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subplot chatot with chatter and boom
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shit liek 4chan blocks and crashes really make me want to return to reddit
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oh wow is post work again
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do we even have a champ right now?
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Connection error.
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>>26687555 leave whenever you like
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fast (Linoone) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Gluttony Shiny: Yes EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Extreme Speed - Belly Drum - Rock Smash - Facade
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>>26687588 you got a team
check it
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U have twelve seconds to explain why you're not drunk right now
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>>26687695 no cute girl/trap to cuddle drunkenly with.
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>>26687721 you can cuddle with me & my dick you stupid fucking attention whoring tripfag
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>>26687695 i don't drink any more cuz im an alcoholic
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>>26687695 drinking makes my face rly hot ok?
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>>26687695 I'd rather spend my money on chinese cartoon dolls.
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>>26687934 Sorry to hear that. I hope they make you feel happy somehow
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>>26684735 Who drew that and why isn't it up in the booru?
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>>26687973 Same for your liquid.
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>>26688028 an anon on the /cm/ drawthread
why would it go on the booru if it has nothing to do with showderp?
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>>26687695 no cute drunk bois to succ around
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>>26687766 good for you, anon
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>>26688108 It has actually as it looks like Smogon-tan's meido
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>>26688165 cute but wheres the dick
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>>26688185 There's no dick unless you put one in her.
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>>26688165 smogon tan has purple hair
doesn't she?
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ok im back from Warcraft & chill what did you do today /veepee (showderp)/?
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>>26688744 i checked those dubs
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>>26688744 double 6 8 4rked tongue XD
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Sliggoo δ (Magcargo) @ Rocky Helmet Ability: Flame Body EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Lava Plume - Ancient Power - Clear Smog - Recover She should wall standard Talonflame sets and stop Mega Sableye and Clefable CM sweeps. Rocky Helmet also helps to deal with Scizor and U-Turn too.
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Hawlucha bro please
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Affinity (Tentacruel) (M) @ Leftovers Ability: Liquid Ooze EVs: 248 HP / 164 Def / 96 SpD Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Scald - Sludge Bomb / Knock Off - Acid Bomb - Reflect Type
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banded weavile
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>>26689071 this is ebin cade btw
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>>26689075 no its not you cuck
its charizard y with madman set
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>>26689088 jk its actually rhyperior
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>>26689259 shellfrog here, I can confirm this
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New team, I hope your pretypes are ready
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terrakion named Mega Iwanko
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Avalugg @ Weakness Policy Ability: Sturdy EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def Impish Nature - Rock Polish - Recover - Avalanche - Earthquake
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Special Snowflake (Cryogonal) @ Choice Specs Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Freeze-Dry - Ice Beam - Hidden Power [Ground] - Flash Cannon
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>>26689732 assault
vest
limber
ditto
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>>26689737 >rock polish >avalanche >no speeds evs >no iron head really makes you think huh?
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>>26689758 not really
the point of showderp is using shitmons
if you want to use top tier ou stuff go fuck yourself
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>>26689758 You're right
replace avalanche with Ice Ball
There, that made it better
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>>26689774 >a well thought out avalugg set with a decent gimmick that may work out 1/10 battles >top tier ou stuff i want retard apologists to leave
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>>26689774 >the point of showderp is using shitmons t. neoderp
Showderp's point was champing with a randomized team with random mons, new sets but still somehow barely viable, not with le epic Specs Weedle and AV Limber Ditto xD
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>>26689803 shut up and use the thing that was suggested you fucking nigger
>waaaaaah they are suggesting shitmons mommy waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh fuck off
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>>26689810 yet the first showderp team had a fucking metapod, sunkern and zubat
WOW SUCH RANDOMIZED
VERY VIABLE
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>>26689835 because shit like you tried to be funny even back then
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>>26689859 its funny to see people rage over shitmons
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>>26689870 there's a big difference between a shitmon given out of spite and a shitmon given because suggester doesnt know better
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>>26689933 >still raging over shitmons Anonymous
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>>26689859 >posing as someone who's permabanned !N4/5uNG8sQ
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New guy. Champ was kind of a fag
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Doctor Augustine Francis StealYourMemes Esquire the Third !AZSf7froQI Sat 11 Jun 2016 04:38:04 No. 26690163 Report Quoted By:
me lol
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fast (Linoone) @ Sitrus Berry Ability: Gluttony Shiny: Yes EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Extreme Speed - Belly Drum - Rock Smash - Facade
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Diancie @ Choice Scarf Ability: Clear Body EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe Impish Nature - Guard Split - - -
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rhyperior magnitude rock blast
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>>26690169 >doing it because you were called out and still insisting on being that edgy and witty >>26690179 it can learn counter
sash it
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>server restart now m-maybe I'll be unlock now?
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>>26690169 You're a cool guy
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>>26690220 I have nothing to do with the guy you were whining about
I'm glad to see my shitmon will brighten your showderp experience, though
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>The opposing I deserve this used Struggle! >Latios lost 2% of its health! >The opposing I deserve this is damaged by the recoil! >Latios fainted! Friendly reminder that av limber ditto got a kill
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>>26690326 when zarle restarts server
>inb4 "go taco" fuck spics
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>>26690302 >merely not him >ughh this is definitely the showderp spirit salty shitmons as a mere prank Been here on Showderp since the fifth gen and there's always a salty faggot forcing his salty shitmons thinking they are amusing and the most ebin thing to happen in here.
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>>26690346 >d-definitely not neoderp guise spicy-cucked !vND2rYSEk2
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>still locked so this....is the power........of being cucked.......
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-384909200 Anonymous
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>>26690374 nice buzzwords
you sure showed her
something an actual n*oderp would do while defending her salty shitmons
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ok im gonna go poo poo and pee pee new chimp or maybe i'll reclaim since showderp is dead haha
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>no one has claimed jesus showderp really is dead i'll champ again lol
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>>26690816 >>26690836 >>26690855 >>26690864 this is shoom of balance btw
>>26690867 >>26690874 >champ got all the elite showderp memes Anonymous
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>>26690887 >that shitty breloom set >>elite meme spicy-cucked !vND2rYSEk2
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I've been here may of 2013 and I can say you're all enormous faggots and everyone who came afterwards is also an enormous faggot. there's honestly no difference in showderp other than people put a little less effort into coming up with new sets and just use old memes but I guess that's kind of to be expected
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>>26690998 April 2013 here, you can fuck the shut up newfag
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ok new guy I need to go to rehab after overdosing on all these memes someone pls save that reply btw
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having a conversation with our friend
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>>26692147 I think I'm getting rused
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i know we're not that dead, one of you nerds claim
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>>26692174 I'm not good enough to claim.
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next poster HAS to claim
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>>26692147 >people still think no fap is real Anonymous
>>26692174 I failed at champ so hard people requested I never champ again and I'm just honoring their requests
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this is getting interesting
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>>26692181 it's because you don't believe in the memes
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>>26692239 I'm sure it's because I suck at Pokemon and mindgames in general.
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i would claim but I'm shit at pokemon and don't know how to use a tripcode
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>>26692229 >tfw i'm going to get sued oh noe
Emem !XJyMEYE5NY
fug it, suggest your shitty poke waifus for a team.
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Old Man Jenkins (Crustle) (M) @ Weakness Policy Ability: Weak Armor EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Endure - Shell Smash - X-Scissor - Earthquake
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panda (Pangoro) @ Assault Vest Ability: Scrappy EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Drain Punch - Facade - Fire Punch - Gunk Shot
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>>26692277 cuck V3 (Porygon-Z) @ Silk Scarf
Ability: Adaptability
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Sharpen/Agility
- Last Resort
- Agility/Sharpen, or blank
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fun duck (Porygon2) @ Eviolite Ability: Trace Shiny: Yes EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rest - Toxic - Substitute - Sleep Talk
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Mega Charizard Y with only Blast Burn named "YOUR FINISHED"
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>>26692171 nah, nofap people are legit fuckin cultlike weirdos
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>>26692225 Who were you? I remember being part of a throng demanding this, and now I feel bad.
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FALCON-... (Chesnaught) @ Life Orb Ability: Bulletproof EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk Adamant Nature - Focus Punch - Belly Drum - Synthesis - Substitute
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Yellowstone (Volcanion) @ Assault Vest Ability: Water Absorb EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA Brave Nature - Explosion - Flare Blitz - Superpower - Steam Eruption
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>>26692613 Solgaleo (Metagross) @ Heat Rock
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe
- Sunny Day
- Hidden Power [Fire]
- Psychic
- Flash Cannon
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>>26692634 just skip it or use rhyperior like a good champ
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>>26692634 Smeargle with Baton Pass, Ingrain, Aqua Ring, and Spore
Reminder that it has to be as fast as humanly possible
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>>26692791 for any vgc fags
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dkdkdkdkflfkd: ㅑ] 15 seconds into showderp and chill and he gives you this look
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*farts* oops haha
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>>26693450 Any pokemon that is the same type as the starter you will pick in Sun/Moon