>>26713751>shellder linewho gives a shit?
>kangaskhan linethis was pretty neat
>aerodactyl to zubatPTEROSAURS DIDN'T EVOLVE INTO BATS REEEEEEE
>caterpie/venonat linesonly thing i don't like is metapod to venemoth
>pokewarehhhh, fun to think about, but i get the vibe that an obsessive autist that needs every last pixel to have a specific purpose in the game made it up. plus i always thought surge was referring to WWII cuz he's an american in a japanese game
>pokemon world as japanduh?
>dead rival raticatei kinda fuck with this theory, but not the whole "you killed his raticate" because taking naps in the damn cabin heals your pokemon. plus the "le his revenge motivates him" thing is silly/r9k/ nonsense. some people are just assholes, particularly in kids' games
>rotom to shuppetwho cares? plus the motifs to each mon don't translate into an evolution imo
>porygon linewhatever
>Golduck/PsyduckI always thought they did this on purpose.
>Articuno/Zapdos/Moltresduh?
>4/5/6 pointseh
>Espeonno shit?
>Clefable/Gengarneat but doesn't amount to much
>Wobbuffetlel
>chunky floralkek gen V always did have lazy designs (they're still great don't get mad unovabortions)
>giovanni family treeadds to silver's story, doesn't do much for mars.
>clefairykinda neat
>flapjack/barrylel
>mew/dittothis was always my favorite theory because it actually gave ditto an angle beyond "le transform blob". only criticism is that the "why isn't mew more common!" is "why are their still monkeys if they evolve into people"-tier.
