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Due to extensive research done by the Unova University of Science, Solgaleo has been confirmed as the the hardest metal known the man. The research is as follows.

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of Suns and crashed a Solgaleo into it at 400 miles per hour, and the Solgaleo was unharmed.

They then built a wall out of Solgaleo and crashed a Sun made of FIRE moving at 400 miles an out into the wall, and the wall came out fine.

They then crashed a Solgaleo car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors.

They crashed 400 miles per hour into a Solgaleo travelling at the Sun. Western Unova was powerless for hours.

They rammed a wall of suns into a 400 mile per hour made of Solgaleo, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Kalos suburb that was hurtling towards Hoenn at 400 billion miles per hour.

They shot a Solgaleo made of Suns at a Fire moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward Legendary Pokemon to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with Pokemon League building in Northern Unova.

They spun 400 miles at Solgaleo into Suns per FIRE. The results were inconclusive.

Finally, they placed 400 Solgaleo per hour in front of a car made of Sun travelling at miles, and the result proved without a doubt that Solgaleo were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known the man.