>>26771922Mix:
1 part her seeming desperate enough to actually go out with the apprentice wizards here on /vp/, and ensuing loyalty.
1 part her relative nerdiness complementing our own.
2 parts her sexual obliviousness and eagerness to learn creating an environment rich for an adventurous first-timer duo.
1 part her desperation being such that she won't get scared off by our own desperation.
2 parts the thought of someone always down to cuddle, whether cute clothes on, sexy clothes off, or freaky things in places flavors.
1 part crazy chick who won't stab you in your sleep
Sprinkle a dash of her unhygienic nature appealing to all the foot and armpitfags, and general olfactophiles.
Mix it all up at what do you get?
A fine, lovely lady.
