The fuck you think you're doing standing around? You don't know whats going on here? Oh god you idiot. Alright, listen up because I'm not telling your deaf lard-ass again!
We got a head chef called the Champ, and he needs six pokemon entrées picked from the first six posts from the hungry, WAITING customers after a valid call for new meals. After a couple of courses, he will either call for six more meals to whip up, or leave because the idiot couldn't handle the responsibility of cooking simple meals and thus will call for another Champ. From there, the feast goes on until a grease fire is poorly handled and kills us all, god willing.
This is not the Pokemon Showdown General, you idiot fucking sandwich.
Current Menu:
>https://a.pomf.cat/eouhhn.txt Specials of the day:
>http://booru.showderp.com/ Previous Restaurant:
>>26775360 Current Head Chef: efg !kttsNtmokI
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diglett with air balloon!!!
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>>26783503 i wish i was as cute
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magmortar named after your least liked person here
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assvest limber ditto
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mozzos lazy bro (Ursaring) @ Leftovers Ability: Guts EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD Careful Nature - Rest - Sleep Talk - Facade - Bulk Up
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Whirlpool + Perish Song Politoed Hone Claws + Dragon Rush Charizard X Worry Seed Whimsicott
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scarf caterpie
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the stiffest afro
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efg !kttsNtmokI
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>>26783786 Guts doesn't activate on sleep.
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>>26783823 guts activates when the holder is afflicted with a major status affliction
sleep is a major status affliction
why doesnt sleep then activate guts?
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>>26783856 >>26783868 I meant Facade. That for sure doesn't activate on sleep. Guts does activate. Still a shitty set though.
efg !kttsNtmokI
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>>26783912 I guess switch facade out for Return or Frustration or something
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this simulator is hands down the worst thing to happen to pokemon since masuda
spicy !vND2rYSEk2
>>26783980 teal my dude
my man
just chill
if you be a good boy and succ mod dicc like me you'll be unlocked in perhaps a year or two :^)
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>>26783980 >getting mad af when you can just evade in like 2 minutes efg !kttsNtmokI
efg !kttsNtmokI
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>>26783980 please dont bully trickster
efg !kttsNtmokI
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>>26783980 >stae of neoderp baka
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>>26784067 >>26784065 >actually defending the mods on a pokemon simulator coded by a pedophile both of you need to be shot
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I came across this guy while playing pokemon showdoen, pay attention to chat it’s really short
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-387720681 spicy !vND2rYSEk2
>>26784071 teal my dude calm down
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NU is pretty comfy Finally I get a chance to sweep with my favourite Pokemon Malamar
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>>26783980 this is what happens when you let neoderp post
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>>26783410 >Showderp General: Ramsay Edition >General Stop trying to change things, you idiot.
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>>26784071 Listen to me you uppity little nigger, Trickster is a qt moderator boy and doesn't deserve this nonsense.
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>>26784071 >he can't evade simple locks Get good you fucking dumb kid LMAO
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>eveep is seriously trying this "im a gril silly boys x33" shit after he posted a pic of himself and his ponyshit in the room I wish I saved it.
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>>26784111 more like DICKsia lol
ily bby <3
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>>26784126 >not dicks-cia meme harder
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>>26784071 in case you guys were wondering. He's this mad about getting locked for going on an autistic rant when a guy admitted there was luck and claims to let him have the last word when he keeps posting. This is the face of neoderp.
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>>26784122 i already evaded you stupid assuming nigger
holy shit showderp is honestly dead
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>>26784127 nigger he knows WE know
also dont bully eeveep xhe's qt
efg !kttsNtmokI
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>>26784148 more like Real Maddawg
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>>26784149 Then why'd you come crying to a mod you fucking loser?
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>>26784148 Why is Teal so mad? What happened? Was he champing?
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>>26784150 >+eveep: they saw a reflection of me in my PJs and assumed because tits werent out or anything that i was a guy is now a meme haha no he earnestly wants people to buy it
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>>26783980 yeah the internet is a pretty pathetic place. people will do literally anything to distinguish themselves from their peers, even things that don't really mean anything such as getting a little symbol next to your name on a website (just a measure of what a sycophant you are.) Well, not everyone. I kinda wonder about people who are so fucked up in the head they will suck a sea of dick just to be able to wield a little power over people and have a little notability on a dumb pokemon website
Giagantic is a massive cuck
>>26783980 Just suck fucking mod cock like every other good goy on this website Jesus fucking Christ if you were you any more retarded you'd probably be complaining about how Roleplaying isn't a safe space anymore in THP
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>>26784219 Post tits or leave.
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jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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GAY PARTY (Sylveon) (M) @ Pixie Plate Ability: Pixilate EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 Spe Adamant Nature - Celebrate - Last Resort
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Bright Powder Wonder Skin Venomoth
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Teal Rapdawg
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>>26784274 eviolite munchlax
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mega gallade named no more gays
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poke that reminds you of death grips
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Something with Frustration name Teal
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spicy !vND2rYSEk2
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celebrate was incompatible so I changed it to baby doll eyes.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-388012468 (The Real) Trickster
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>>26784364 had to get around the spam filter desu
>>26784388 /me succ ur dicc
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And it only cost me one year's salary!
spicy !vND2rYSEk2
jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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>>26784413 nice, now cum on it
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>>26784413 thats a weird cat doll
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jimml !!0cGjedNdnst
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>>26784413 nobody cares, post more of the cat
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this is now a /fug/ thread, post your rarest fugs
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spicy !vND2rYSEk2
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spicy !vND2rYSEk2
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something with non-stab hydro pump
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pyroar named meow :3
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dongus the hedgehog aka scarf shaymin
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Something with Worry Seed
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ice beam crocune or mega crobro
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>>26784798 >>26784803 If this isn't jumpluff I'm going to kill myself
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>>26784952 >21 minutes ago champ has to make an entire team but come on this is outrageous
me chimp
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curse hippowdon
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Toxicroak @ Lansat Berry / Liechi Berry /Salac Berry Ability: Dry Skin EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Endure - Cross Chop - Sucker Punch / Bullet Punch - Poison Jab / Gunk Shot
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that was such a painful match that i don't wanna champ no more
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>>26785589 Never champ again
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ill champ if i can get a full team in under 2 minutes :^)
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>>26785621 specs shedinja :^)
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Mesprit @ Custap Berry Ability: Levitate EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Psyshock / Psychic - coverage attack - Endure - Healing Wish
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Bullshit (Terrakion) @ Life Orb / Expert Belt Ability: Justified EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature / Modest Nature - Hidden Power [Rock] / Hidden Power [Ice] - Focus Blast - Earth Power - Calm Mind
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Landoruse (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ Choice Specs Ability: Intimidate EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def - Earth Power - Sludge Bomb - Hidden Power [Ice] - Psychic
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>>26785621 salty because of suggestions haha ;-)
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literally garbage (Trubbish) @ Eviolite Ability: Sticky Hold EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD Calm Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Amnesia - Dark Pulse - Acid Spray - Rest
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a jynx named bob the drag queen
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the mon that most reminds you of the just fuck me up meme
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>>26785897 A Heatran set you enjoy
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remove steel (Magnezone) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Magnet Pull EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 Spe - Volt Switch - Hidden Power [Fire] - Flash Cannon - Thunderbolt
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>>26785905 can you post this set, it's not on the pomf
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>>26785925 Skippy (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Spore
- Block
- Imprison
- Transform
look harder you autist its there
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>>26785934 i didnt ask for skippy "autist"
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>>26785934 jk i am the autist
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>>26785925 M-Audino with rest, snore, calm mind and i cant remember what else, wanna say sub
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champo !nfPehBu48c
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a dodrio named jasmine masters
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BANE? (Slaking) @ Leftovers Ability: Truant EVs: 104 HP / 252 Atk / 152 Spe Adamant Nature - Double-Edge - Pursuit - Slack Off - Taunt
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TELL ME ABOUT BANE (Yamask) @ Eject Button Ability: Mummy EVs: 248 HP / 32 Def / 228 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Will-O-Wisp - Toxic Spikes - Destiny Bond - Knock Off
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>>26786268 swords dance cherrim
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champo !nfPehBu48c
>>26786280 set pls
>>26786275 which bear bb
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>>26786299 mozzo the fun bear famalam
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>>26786299 blissey w leftovers and serene grace
defense curl
calm mind
ice beam
rest
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new team pls make it spicy
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robin-chan (Absol-Mega) @ Absolite Ability: Justified EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe Hasty Nature - Ice Beam - Knock Off - Play Rough - Sucker Punch
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>>26786435 mozzo the fun bear
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anything with life orb and 4 attacking moves
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specs weedle desu
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>>26786452 mawile named mawaifu
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new team belly drum m-slowbro pls
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Endeavor/Feint/Sash Hitmontop
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sanic (Hitmontop) @ Life Orb Ability: Technician EVs: 244 HP / 252 Atk / 12 SpD Adamant Nature - Sucker Punch - Mach Punch - Bullet Punch - Fake Out
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belly drum mega slowbro
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Belly Drum Mega Slowbro
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mega belly slowbro drum lol jk keknee
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gen 1.5 (Scyther) @ Leftovers Ability: Steadfast EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Slash - Swords Dance - Giga Impact - Agility
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>>26786605 >>26786607 gonna need some sets
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>>26786618 BalkFetus (Mew) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Synchronize
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 176 Def / 76 SpD / 4 Spe
Calm Nature
- Amnesia
- Barrier
- Soft-Boiled
- Baton Pass
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>>26786618 keknee is level 1 cottonee w/ sub, seed, encore, toxic (i think)
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>>26786722 zoroark and 5 pokemon nicknamed 'not zoroark'
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well, that was fun boys. new chimp
Urine >:3 !x/zarjg78o
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EVEN: hi (Ferrothorn) @ Choice Band Ability: Iron Barbs EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Brave Nature IVs: 0 Spe - Power Whip - Gyro Ball - Payback - Explosion ODD: Carbink-Mega (Diancie) @ Light Clay Ability: Clear Body EVs: 252 Atk / 128 Def / 128 SpD Adamant Nature - Light Screen - Reflect - Stealth Rock - Explosionjust kidding pick whatever you feel like :)
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sneaky buge (Shedinja) @ Focus Sash Ability: Wonder Guard EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - X-Scissor - Agility - Swords Dance - Baton Pass
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Espeon @ Toxic Orb Ability: Magic Bounce EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Trick - Morning Sun - Protect - Dazzling Gleam
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Urine >:3 !x/zarjg78o
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just kidding lolvery creative choice of tripcode
Urine >:3 !kh7cBCA1Ss
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ultimate shitmon if ruse, roulette rock if not
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specs weedle just to be safe
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Champ (Trubbish) @ Eviolite Ability: Sticky Hold EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpD / 4 Spe Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Stockpile - Pain Split - Spikes - Toxic Spikes ruse cruise?
Urine >:3 !NfPRk32m2.
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claiming new ID
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>>26786762 if you're actually going to champ and just thought #benis was a secure tripcode just use the old team and start posting battles
Urine >:3 !NfPRk32m2.
Urine >:3 !s3qdY6pOsY
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>rusing during dead hours
Urine >:3 !s3qdY6pOsY
Urine >:3 !s3qdY6pOsY
Urine >:3 !s3qdY6pOsY
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my trip is #benislolxd
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banded ninjask with fury cutter
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hazard control
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scarf slowking
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physical attacker moltres
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is there a showderp chat room within showdown?
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>>26787056 Yes, but it's only for faggots.
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robin-chan (Absol-Mega) @ Absolite Ability: Justified EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe Hasty Nature - Ice Beam - Knock Off - Play Rough - Sucker Punch
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WE WUZ KLANGZ (Klang) @ Eviolite Ability: Clear Body EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Magic Coat - Shift Gear - Gear Grind - Wild Charge
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>>26787263 power trick shuckle
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Steeleon (Cobalion) @ Leftovers Ability: Justified EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 Spe IVs: 0 Atk Timid Nature - Flash Cannon - Calm Mind - Iron Defense - Rest
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>>26787263 pokemon with trick room
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>>26787265 >play rough ENOUGH
OF
THIS
MEME
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>>26787282 It's a good coverage move.
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>>26787282 I don't see the problem tbнfaм
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>>26787282 >he doesnt want to hit Keldeo Anonymous
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>>26787282 Superpower is good too, but Mega-Absol suffers greatly from the 4 Moveslot Syndrome
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Quotes from your opponents:>I GUESS IF YOU KEEP SWITCHING YOU CAN WIN...
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me or blood vocaloid
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WE WUZ KLANGZ (Klang) @ Eviolite Ability: Clear Body EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Magic Coat - Shift Gear - Gear Grind - Wild Charge
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Raindorus (Castform) (M) @ Razor Claw / Quick Claw Ability: Forecast EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature / Modest Nature - Thunder - Hurricane - Weather Ball / Hydro Pump - Rain Dance
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something mixed with wp
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Karaokee (Meloetta) @ Kee Berry Ability: Serene Grace EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 Spe Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Psyshock / Dazzling Gleam / Shadow Ball - Snore - Calm Mind - Rest Pic your cockblock, mega goblin, chansey or bulky steel,
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Zapdos with Discharge, Substitute, Roost and Charge holding a Ganlon Berry.
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tfw i got 3 mons in gotta love dead hours
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I'd champ but I'm about to fall asleep. Also, someone make a new bread.
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