THIS FUCKER. THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE.

HAS A 4X WEAKNESS TO WATER THAT IT CAN COUNTER.

HAS HUGE PHYSICAL BULK SO YOU CAN'T JUST EARTHQUAKE IT.

ONLY SPECIAL GROUND MOVE WORTH TWO SHITS IS EARTH POWER.

IT CAN COUNTER THE GOOD POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN IT (HO-OH, RAYQUAYZA, LUGIA)

>"BUT LUGIA HAS MULTISCALE!"

FUCK YOU, THIS FUCKER GETS PESKY PEBBLES

CAN BOOST ITS SPEED AND ATTACK WITH ROCK POLISH AND SWORDS DANCE

THIS CUNT COUNTERS HIS OWN COUNTERS

YOU CAN USE HIM IN VGC

FUCK YOU BLADES IS A MORE POWERFUL EARTHQUAKE THAT DOESN'T HIT YOUR ALLY

>"BUT IT HAS LOW ACCURACY"

IT'S 85%. I CAN TRY AND DO SOMETHING 15% OF THE TIME

>"USE A FLYING TYPE"

THIS FUCKER HAS STONE EDGE. 80% ACCURACY.

>"USE MEGA RAYQUAZA!"

THIS WORKS, BUT IS THE ONLY SURE WAY TO TAKE IT DOWN, AND WHEN THE MOST BROKEN POKEMON IN THE GAME IS THE ONLY SURE WAY TO TAKE IT DOWN, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG.

TL;DR FUCK PRIMAL GROUDON.