>>26897277I have this story I have to tell.
One day, when I was young and didn't know better, I went up to the girl I liked and said "hey" I wanna take a Pikachu because you make my Bulbasaur." She said that it was a little farfetch'ed, but in all honesty, she was good enough to spoink. Turns out, she had massive security issues, and I said "Ditto" so, we remained friends until her parents, as ghastly as they were, disallowed her seeing me, saying to entei a relationship with me, would just diglett up some trouble, and she might as well go for soimeone not as oddish as I was. This kinda put me in a gloom, especialy since I really wanted to squirtle in her if the chance arose.
So I haxorused a plan.
I put on some axew, Put some breath spray in my meowth, dressed to the ninetails, and got myself to take a chansey, as her parents had never met me.
I knocked on the door, and she opened it. I passionately kidded her meowth until she mewed ( Though truthfully, I probably had a mewtoo but I can barely remember).
Shocked, her dad, mankey old sort that he was, barged out, and pushed us away form each other, making me trip in the muk. Needless to say, I went primape on his ass and hit him like a magneton of bricks. AI sawked him a few times, but it was only when he charged and I eggsecuted a throh, did I finally have the upper hand. Koffing, I told him that his daughter should not be in such a tangela - if she wanted to rapidash off with me, then he was going to have to ponyta up like a man. HE was macholed up, and he did take the news like a machinmp. Her mother was wheezing, and tried to put a jynx on me, but after giving the girl another smoochum, I took her hand, and she started to live with me.
Suffice it to say that I made Ivysaur (sorry to mention Ivy was her name) but in a good way. I'd continue, but char limit is making me ledian you go...
