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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 15:42:52 No.26917303 View View Reply Original Report

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http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/30/12065976/pokemon-sun-moon-new-characters-bad

>It's literally just a box. It may have elements of a bug or a train, but it's still a box. How can a box fight? How can a box live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 15:44:06 No.26917322 Report

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>>26917303
>It may
It is a train, a subway car, a bus, a taser, a battery, and a charger all in one.
It is the best cocoon we've gotten yet.
Eat shit, The Verge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 15:45:36 No.26917348 Report

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>>26917303
Implying first stage evos even matter

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 15:45:52 No.26917354 Report

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>>26917303
It's almost as if they didn't watch the video of it moving, and then ignored the fact that it has teeth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 15:46:25 No.26917363 Report

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>>26917303
>shitting on 2nd stage bugs
riiight because metapod and silcoon are soooooooooo goood right?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 15:47:16 No.26917379 Report

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It's literally just a Pokéball. It may have elements of electricity or life, but it's still a Pokéball. How can a Pokéball fight? How can a Pokéball live?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 15:53:26 No.26917463 Report

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It's literally just trash. It may have elements of poison or cannons, but it's still trash. How can trash fight? How can trash live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:11:34 No.26917753 Report

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This has to be bait. Cocoon stage Pokemon have never been scrutinized before... Why start now? Because of the 'new pokemans r bad' meme?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:14:18 No.26917794 Report

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>>26917303
>these people have literally never seen a nine-volt battery
>these are the people who write for the masses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:18:11 No.26917851 Report

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>>26917303
Why do so many news sites have such shit taste?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:19:03 No.26917861 Report

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Literally my mom's bus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:25:30 No.26917962 Report

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>>26917303
Since it was written today and not in retrospect, I imagine it's just to pander to serious nostalgiafags who found out there were new Pokemon and want to read hate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:26:23 No.26917970 Report

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>>26917794
We've get trable, much, Felicia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:27:24 No.26917984 Report

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Most reporters are dumb, forced to write dumb shit or a mix of both desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:28:49 No.26917997 Report

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>>26917303
>linking to the verge

stop giving those cunts money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:29:57 No.26918008 Report

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>>26917794
>>26917970
Disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:31:48 No.26918025 Report

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>>26917303
If there is a Pokemon that we should wonder how the fuck does it eat is Gigalith.

Those hands, that spike blocking his fucking mouth

How?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:33:10 No.26918047 Report

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>>26917303
> Another "intellectual" article where the reviews are literally "i don't understand this design, so is a bad design" and/or "this design is ugly, so is a bad design".

These reviews are the worst cancer of the Pokémon community

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:33:34 No.26918054 Report

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>>26917303
Jesus, it's like people don't know what a pupa is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:33:56 No.26918063 Report

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>>26917303
>It's literally just a cocoon. It may have elements of a bug or a train, but it's still a cocoon. How can a cocoon fight? How can a cocoon live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:35:19 No.26918083 Report

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>>26917303
Verge means penis in french

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:36:27 No.26918101 Report

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>>26917303
>>26917379
>>26917463
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:40:28 No.26918162 Report

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>>26918101
It's literally just a balloon. It may have elements of a ghost and can fly on its own, but it's still a balloon. How can a balloon fight? How can a balloon live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:42:13 No.26918191 Report

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>>26917303
Holy fuck, it's become instinctive for me to disregard people's criticisms of pokemon designs but this guy gets to publish this shit and get payed for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:43:05 No.26918211 Report

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>>26918101
they all look better than this fucking square with eyes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 16:44:17 No.26918237 Report

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>>26917303
Got a problem with boxes m8?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 17:25:17 No.26918730 Report

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>>26917303
It is based on a car battery, you dumbfuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 17:27:40 No.26918769 Report

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>>26917379
Came in here to post exactly this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 17:30:24 No.26918799 Report

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>this guy gets paid to spew his hot opinions

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 17:32:38 No.26918847 Report

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>TheVerge
>Snake Like Pokemon
Zygarde has been out since 2013 and they still don't know his name or care to do research
Cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 17:40:08 No.26918968 Report

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>>26918047
This. I think I'm getting to the point where I'm going to completely stay away from all online gaming fandoms/communities/forums/articles. I just cringe too much. I want to go back to the old days where I just played a game before it was tainted by months of internet leaks and shitty opinions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 17:41:51 No.26918998 Report

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>>26918730
...car battery pokemon

omg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 30 Jun 2016 17:46:15 No.26919063 Report

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>its okay when Gen I does it

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