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Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 11:14:57 No.26943586 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>26943725 >>26943826 >>26944092 >>26944242 >>26944247 >>26944890 >>26945732 >>26945921 >>26946143 >>26947062

If you were in the Pokemon world, what Pokemon would you give to your son/daughter as their first/starter Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 11:19:28 No.26943616 Report

Quoted By: >>26944217

>handholding your child

Fuck that. I would go out with my child and give them a Pokeball and make them go catch their first Pokemon on their own. If they got into too much deep shit, I would be there to protect them with my own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 11:23:37 No.26943637 Report

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I already don't want to settle down in this world, now way in hell I'd do it in the Pokeverse, where excitement, adventure and mystery are everywhere.

If I did, I'd probably give him/her a Cleffa, they're cute, lovable and evolve into a strong Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 11:41:06 No.26943715 Report

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STRONG RUSSIAN MOUNTAIN CHILD

I GIVE TEDDIURSA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 11:43:14 No.26943725 Report

Quoted By: >>26944531

>>26943586

give them a meowth with pay day so they can earn their own fucking money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 11:48:14 No.26943750 Report

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give em a cubone then off myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 11:52:41 No.26943787 Report

Quoted By: >>26943926

A ducklett so she could train it into a swanna and feel proud about her nationality.
But really I wouldn't force anything over my child. If she loves a certain mon, thats the one she gets. She gets to choose.

Or just anything that lives on a nearby route.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 11:54:44 No.26943798 Report

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If I'm already a trainer with access to a lot of pokemon, then Eevee. She can evolve it into anything she wants to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:00:57 No.26943826 Report

Quoted By: >>26944177

>>26943586
It not my job to give Pokemon

Only professor gives Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:06:46 No.26943863 Report

Quoted By: >>26943919

I'd give my son the choice of 3 Kantor starters.

I'd give my girl an eevee

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:14:35 No.26943919 Report

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>>26943863
What if your son wanted an Eevee and want to evolve it into a Sylveon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:15:39 No.26943926 Report

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>>26943787
cringe
but so is this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:17:34 No.26943948 Report

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>>26943926
>Look how many buzzwords I've learned mom!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:38:55 No.26944092 Report

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>>26943586
I would give him the Pokémon of the family, so they both grow up together through their adventures and my son always carries a little bit of home with him.

It's a shame we didn't get the Rhyhorn or the Fletchling in XY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:49:20 No.26944148 Report

Quoted By: >>26944190

Give them a pokeball and say "choose your own pokemon"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:51:14 No.26944151 Report

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I'd give them a team of babby mons so they wouldn't have to slog through the first gym with mons that they'll box immediately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:56:59 No.26944177 Report

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>>26943826
That may not be true anymore. In fact, the professor has NEVER been the sole source of starter pokemon. It just is for the PC. It would be impractical to expect everyone to be able to go to them for a pokemon. We've also seen starter pokemon gotten in a different way: by Wally. Just catching a wild pokemon. Hala seems to give us our starter in Alola, but we don't know the circumstances for that yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 12:58:53 No.26944190 Report

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>>26944148
>i want an awseus daddy!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 13:02:26 No.26944209 Report

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>>26944190
>not teaching your child to respect the gods
>wanting to go to Pokehell after you die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 13:03:53 No.26944217 Report

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>>26943616
This. As an actual parent, this is what I would do. That said, if my child had a reasonable request for a Pokémon they wanted, we might travel so they can try and get it.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 13:07:22 No.26944242 Report

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>>26943586
My child is destined to be champion so he only gets the best. I would give him the choice between dratini, larvitar, bagon, beldum, gabite or laryvn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 13:07:54 No.26944247 Report

Quoted By: >>26944374 >>26944508

>>26943586
I have a son in real life and introduced him to pokemon with Black. Told him to go with Tepid as his starter. He didn't listen and chose Oshowatt. Made me damn proud.
Also have a daughter that is almost 3. If she decides she wants to play pokemon I'll probably use ORAS as her intro game and suggest Treecko but it won't matter who she chooses.

If this were the pokemon world they'd never leave the house. Between the dragons and team rocket, it's a dangerous world. If any of you neckbearded virgins has kids, you'd understand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 13:25:25 No.26944374 Report

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>>26944247
Dude a fucking 10 year old kid saves the world in every pokemon game. Unless you are a fucking retard you should of solved the world's problems yourself years ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 13:43:26 No.26944508 Report

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>>26944247
>Not raising your kids to be self-sufficient and strong
Okay you can keep your little trainers at home and raise them to be simple clerks

I'll be busy raising 10 year old champions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 13:46:29 No.26944531 Report

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>>26943725
>A small loan of one million ¥

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 14:27:04 No.26944890 Report

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>>26943586
>implying a pokemon wouldn't be my son/daughter

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 15:08:50 No.26945279 Report

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go and catch something, prick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 15:44:45 No.26945686 Report

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>>26944508
>implying your 10 year old wouldn't be murdered by Team Rocket or any given mon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 15:47:38 No.26945709 Report

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Nidoran would be an adorable and perfect starter. Assuming we live in Kanto.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 15:49:30 No.26945732 Report

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>>26943586
eevee so they can choose what they get later

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 15:52:51 No.26945773 Report

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Drifloon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 16:05:07 No.26945921 Report

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>>26943586
Something safe and easy that wouldn't destroy the house. A Normal-type, maybe. A Psychic-type, Grass-type, or Fighting-type probably wouldn't hurt, either. Hoppip? Lickitung? Machop? Ralts? Then there are the Baby Pokémon to consider; Cleffa, Igglybuff, Mime Jr., Togepi. Others that are more dangerous I might consider would be stuff like Bellsprout, Oddish, Smeargle, Magby, Elekid. Teddiursa or Cubchoo also seem like decent choices.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 16:08:12 No.26945965 Report

Quoted By: >>26945980 >>26946946

I think larvesta be a good starter
takes alot of effort to evolve
keep him/her warm
and its a decent enough pokemon

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 16:09:50 No.26945980 Report

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>>26945965
Yes, absolutely.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 16:23:25 No.26946143 Report

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>>26943586

None. My kids are completing their education and going to college, not wandering around the countryside gambling on cockfighting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 17:37:11 No.26946946 Report

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>>26945965
That haircut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 17:48:28 No.26947062 Report

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>>26943586
I let my son play my Y game. He likes Mightyena, Machamp, Charizard, Blastiose, and Umbreon.

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Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 18:01:43 No.26947231 Report

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>>26944209
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Anonymous Sat 02 Jul 2016 18:04:29 No.26947259 Report

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>>26947231
That's it. Prepare to be judged.

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