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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 16:58:21 No.26959211 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>26959282 >>26959283 >>26959329 >>26959351 >>26959402

WTF, it's just a Pokéball
Is Game Freak so desperate they have to make their items into Pokémon?
What's next, a Full Heal Pokémon?
Pre-ordered and instantly cancelled pre-order

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:06:07 No.26959278 Report

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Look at this ugly piece of shit. A tumblr-cat with a fucking corset for a tail, what is this Yokai Watch bullcrap?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:06:18 No.26959282 Report

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>>26959211
It's LITERALLY just a real-life crab! WTF GameFreak? Talk about running out of ideas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:06:22 No.26959283 Report

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>>26959211
>What's next, a Full Heal Pokémon?
Yes please.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:07:27 No.26959293 Report

Quoted By: >>26959363

Honestly I don't even want to imagine the backlash if Voltorb were revealed now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:09:12 No.26959312 Report

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What the fuck is this shit? They just fucking copy-pasted the original onto itself and called it an evolution. TWICE. Fuck this crap, GameFreak has run completely out of ideas. Fuck Pokémon. I'm out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:10:30 No.26959329 Report

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>>26959211
I hope it evolves into a Great Ball and then into an Ultra Ball

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:11:26 No.26959336 Report

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>Muk
It's name is literally "kum" spelled backwards. It's a fucking piece of purple cum. I don't even fucking know. This is the absolute worst garbage GameFreak has come up with to date. Fucking Garbordor was better than THIS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:11:32 No.26959338 Report

Quoted By: >>26959366 >>26959370

>shitting on Pokemon designs
Daily reminder that this is what you could've gotten

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:12:28 No.26959347 Report

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>>26959329
And then Mega Evolves into a Master Ball!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:12:38 No.26959351 Report

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>>26959211
Shit, I bet they'll just flip it over and call it a new Pokemon, uncreative fucks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:13:42 No.26959363 Report

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>>26959293
>>26959329
I didn't even think about this... imagine the wave of disappointment when it just flips upside down and gets a funny face instead of turning into better pokeballs. Hoo boy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:13:57 No.26959366 Report

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>>26959338
>implying grumples and komiger aren't simply the best

yokai are fun and silly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:14:36 No.26959370 Report

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>>26959338
one of you posters got banned i hope you too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:14:48 No.26959372 Report

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>>26959366
Terveisin, yokai watch shill

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:18:03 No.26959402 Report

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>>26959211
What the FUCK!? I am so SICK of these ROUND LITTLE FUCKING BABY CARTOON BULLSHIT EYE SHAPE. They've fucking sold out, they don't give a FUCK about quality anymore. You know why they've done this? I'll tell you fucking why. Because they want SIMPLE and CUTESY bullshit and it's all because it's easier to turn into SHIT PLUSHIES and other SHIT MERCHANDISE. It's never going to stop. No, not now, now that they've dipped the tip of their dicks in the fucking MONEY POT. Like a bunch of THIRSTY FUCKING JEWS. I am so sick and tired of this recycled cartoon BULLSHIT. Talk about the power of branding. You guys will blindly defend this shit no matter what kind of garbage designs they shovel into your ASSHOLE. FUCK this, you guys. PRE-ORDER is now CANCELLED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:18:09 No.26959406 Report

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>>26959370
i thought we were ironically posting memes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 17:32:52 No.26959535 Report

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>>26959402
At least Skrelp has some detail in its design, this is just a regular cartoony Sea Horse! Even its name is unoriginal, and just water type instead of something original like Skrelp

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:29:54 No.26960171 Report

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What the fuck is this shit?? It's literally just a pig painted red and black. And it's name sounds like an autistic kid trying to say "the pig". Gamefreak has officially run out of idea, fuck this shit guys, I call quits.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:42:12 No.26960285 Report

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What the fuck is this GameFreak? I thought we made clear we don't want food-based mons anymore! Literally my mom's spilled strawberry yogurt!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:51:00 No.26960384 Report

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Oh look what we got here, it's Totodile's autstic cousin. Just look at this piece of shit, it's literally just a cockidile with black stripes. Try again, gamefreak.

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:52:38 No.26960400 Report

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Wow. A rock with a face and arms, color me impressed.

Is this seriously the best GF could once up with? They've come up dry as far as ideas for new 'mons go, so now they're just anthromorphizing inanimate objects. Classy.

I'm dropping this piece of shit series, this shit is unsalvageable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:56:03 No.26960446 Report

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It's a literal trashbag with a cartoony face drawn on it. What the fuck were they thinking? A fucking three year old could come up with better ideas than this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 18:58:22 No.26960471 Report

Quoted By: >>26960534

>>26960384
>>26960446
This literally happened just 5 years ago

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:02:37 No.26960527 Report

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This one looks like it might be the evo of Sunflora, maybe it evolves at night? The Japanese names are similar, should be proof enough

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 03 Jul 2016 19:03:10 No.26960534 Report

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>>26960471
What the fuck? You think they'd have taken notes not to create another bland and boring bird like pidgy monstrosity than they go ahead and create this piece of shit? Nice going gamefreak.

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