Perhaps the greatest pokemon fanfic ever. Far from the good stuff, yet already the greatness shows.

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Rain spattered across the sand, causing a deafening roar, like that of
a hundred semis crashing into each other in apocalyptic glory. The
crack of thunder split the insanity, and wind swept it up into a
cacophony of natural horror. All the while David sat glumly, shielding
himself from the gale beneath a rather large tree. He was soaked to the
bone and miserable. Lost in Kanto, with no map, no pokedex, no food,
and no company other than his beloved pokemon. He was sure he’d die of
hypothermia or worse.

David sighed, clinging tightly to his umbrella which proved of little
worth except for some sort of moral booster. His soaked blond hair
clung tightly to his body. With an absent hand he fondled the pokeballs
on his lap. He clicked the switch on the front, releasing Gardevoir, to
stand beside him.

“Garde..?” she whispered to him soothingly.
“No, I’m fine Gardevoir. I just wanted some to be with,” he replied,
barely audible to the young pokemon above the ripping winds. A shallow
tear formed on the rim of his red eyes but was blotted out the rest of
the water that coagulated on everything within sight.

She patted his shoulder. She was so cute, even for a pokemon. Her thin
hips swayed, her plant-like hair messed by the storm. No, no, what are
you doing, he thought. She’s an animal.

But yet she was so much like a human, only smaller, and covered in
fauna. Plus there was no one around for miles, and no amount of
masturbating could satiate the lust he felt out in the wilderness… if
only he could feel the flesh of a woman against his.

He put a loving arm around his Gardevoir, pulling her close and
whispered; “Gardevoir, you know that I’m your trainer, right? Your
master?”

“Gard,” she nodded in agreement. He nodded in return.
“And would you do anything for me?”