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I am so fucking pissed right now guys
>From Kalos
>On vacation in Unova
>Shopping Mall Nine was fantastic
>Looking for directions to Castelia
>See this guy on a motorcycle
>worried he might not understand my very thick Kalos accent
>if people not familiar with the accent of Kalos don't listen very carefully, they completely misunderstand what the person was saying and usually gets twisted into a whole different sentence
>Ask him for directions and points of interests
>says he understands me, he's got family up in Kalos and that's where he learned many of his romance techniques
>thankArceus.jpg
>Suddenly this one girl comes along
>introduce myself as Vicky
>say "Good day, is it not? How would you describe the Floccesy Farm?"
>she gets pissed
>she suddenly whips out her Hydreigon and challenges me to a battle
>know that the unspoken worldwide rule is that once someone challenges you, you can't back down
>toss out my Swirlix since she's the only mon I have
>we're not too experienced in battle since we're more travelers than trainers
>her Hydreigon demolishes my baby girl
>pick her up and start panicking, in a state of a panic attack and start running to find the nearest Pokemon Center
>bawl knowing I put my Swirlix in danger and her injures are my fault for not training with her
>Get a plane ticket to Kalos ASAP as soon as she's in recovery
>nevercomingback.jpg
>Even if that girl thought I was flirting with the guy on the bike, she has no chance anyways
>saw him checking out a male backpacker before I started asking for directions
Unovans are complete savages.
