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Quoted By: >>26992862
>switch on Pokemon Go
>no Pokemon remotely near my house
>have to leave my neet nest and be blinded by the sun to find a Zubat
>run out of breath and lean on a pole
>pole breaks because I'm so fat
>break my phone
>my phone company's insurance doesn't cover Pokemon Go related accidents
>realise later that my arm is broken too
2/10 might play in hospital
>no Pokemon remotely near my house
>have to leave my neet nest and be blinded by the sun to find a Zubat
>run out of breath and lean on a pole
>pole breaks because I'm so fat
>break my phone
>my phone company's insurance doesn't cover Pokemon Go related accidents
>realise later that my arm is broken too
2/10 might play in hospital
