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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:48:35 No.26999242 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>26999303 >>26999347 >>26999394 >>26999610 >>26999730 >>26999817 >>26999954 >>27005514

What's it like being Joe Merrick's girlfriend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:51:36 No.26999303 Report

Quoted By: >>26999546 >>26999627

>>26999242
>everytime she leaves house
>'until next time, see ya'

What a fucking fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:52:15 No.26999313 Report

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She looks 15 from what I see on google.

Looks liek him and Pomf have something in common.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:53:31 No.26999347 Report

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>>26999242
He's actually the sweetest boyfriend I've ever had despite always having to check Pokemon websites for news. We might actually tie the knot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:54:14 No.26999357 Report

Quoted By: >>27000137

You won't need to perform any pregnancy tests, Joe can just confirm it directly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:56:11 No.26999394 Report

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>>26999242
hahah i bet he s getting KEKed :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:57:31 No.26999427 Report

Quoted By: >>26999681

I didn't even know serebiiman had a gf

She's kinda cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:57:41 No.26999432 Report

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It's great being the second most important thing in his life, losing to a video game for children. :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:00:52 No.26999495 Report

Quoted By: >>26999714

Joe is cute

CUTE!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:03:09 No.26999546 Report

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>>26999303
That is so fucking cheesy and I love it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:05:42 No.26999610 Report

Quoted By: >>26999646

>>26999242
It must suck to have so much competition. I mean, pretty much all of /vp/ wants to suck Joe's cock even though he always talks crap about this place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:06:37 No.26999627 Report

Quoted By: >>27000148

>>26999303
>audience laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:07:48 No.26999646 Report

Quoted By: >>26999683

>>26999610
Would you want to get sucked by a bunch of overgrown weeaboos and asians?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:09:46 No.26999681 Report

Quoted By: >>26999704 >>26999714 >>26999957 >>27000305 >>27000385 >>27000522 >>27000846 >>27001084 >>27001474 >>27001715 >>27001747 >>27004096

>>26999427
What kind of distorted and fucked up definition do you have for "cute"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:09:58 No.26999683 Report

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>>26999646
>implying Joe has a saying on this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:11:03 No.26999704 Report

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>>26999681
Joe is handsome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:11:38 No.26999714 Report

Quoted By: >>26999762

>>26999681
meant to quote
>>26999495

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:12:28 No.26999730 Report

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>>26999242
I bet he licks good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:12:54 No.26999741 Report

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I want to FIST JOE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:14:05 No.26999762 Report

Quoted By: >>26999805

>>26999714
lol fuck off Pomf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:16:22 No.26999805 Report

Quoted By: >>26999822 >>26999874

>>26999762
Are you really denying that he's ugly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:17:08 No.26999817 Report

Quoted By: >>26999901

>>26999242
Huh. I thought he'd been friendzoned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:17:30 No.26999822 Report

Quoted By: >>27000031

>>26999805
Some people have really low standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:19:43 No.26999874 Report

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>>26999805
You're pretty much the only one in the thread who wouldn't want to have his boypussy totally ravaged by his BWC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:20:44 No.26999901 Report

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>>26999817
Joe was the one who tried to friendzone her but goblins are known to be very persistent.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:21:38 No.26999918 Report

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>>26999901
Mothman is real

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:22:55 No.26999954 Report

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>>26999242
>tfw you'll never go on a long adventure with Joe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:23:03 No.26999957 Report

Quoted By: >>27000089 >>27000189

>>26999681
>Frankenstein and his monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:24:57 No.27000031 Report

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>>26999822
No, some people have different standards.

>le my subjective taste is objective fact maymay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:26:08 No.27000066 Report

Quoted By: >>27000117

uh oh
https://twitter.com/MartiBennett/status/750665352980422656

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:27:02 No.27000089 Report

Quoted By: >>27000189

>>26999957
Frankenstein was the scientist mate, should have been "Female Frankstein and her monster".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:28:04 No.27000117 Report

Quoted By: >>27000725

>>27000066
Censoring the eyes does wonders not gonna lie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:28:43 No.27000137 Report

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>>26999357

lol'd irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:29:02 No.27000145 Report

Quoted By: >>27000259

>>26999901
Completely false. She was going out with someone else until recently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:29:16 No.27000148 Report

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>>26999627
Who else but Serebii?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:30:59 No.27000189 Report

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>>26999957
>>27000089
Dont forget this guy is his ancestor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:33:04 No.27000236 Report

Quoted By: >>27000306

>has a cute girlfriend
>reports the news in a flash
>is a generally well liked man
>turned from a fat kid into a man with an approved body

Seriously how can Pomf get anywhere near this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:33:46 No.27000259 Report

Quoted By: >>27000340 >>27000601 >>27001849

>>27000145
k fammie w/e you say

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:35:10 No.27000289 Report

Quoted By: >>27000495

Joe has a very annoying voice. I can't listen to him more for than 10 seconds

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:35:58 No.27000305 Report

Quoted By: >>27000347

>>26999681
With a little makeup she can easily be a fucking 8.5/10

what wasted potential

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:35:58 No.27000306 Report

Quoted By: >>27000336

>>27000236
Why should Pomf bother trying to find a gf when he already has a whole harem of Hansen-approved lolis?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:37:29 No.27000336 Report

Quoted By: >>27000354 >>27000377 >>27000379 >>27001876

>>27000306
pomf has a girlfriend

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:37:32 No.27000340 Report

Quoted By: >>27000406

>>27000259
Wait, is this "m00t is a cuck: /vp/ edition"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:37:53 No.27000347 Report

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>>27000305
Makeup is an extra, if you "need" it you're already beyond saving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:37:58 No.27000354 Report

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>>27000336
And she's 12

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:38:55 No.27000377 Report

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>>27000336
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:38:59 No.27000379 Report

Quoted By: >>27001887

>>27000336
Pomf has a wife and she was an admin on his forums

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:39:13 No.27000385 Report

Quoted By: >>27000462 >>27000482

>>26999681
Jesus was the twitter picture from like ten years ago or was the lighting just complementing him well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:39:58 No.27000406 Report

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>>27000340
They ended up together so how the fuck are those even comparable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:42:18 No.27000462 Report

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>>27000385
IDK about 10 but he's been using that same pic for at least 5 years because it's a weird angle/low lighting and hides how hideous he is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:43:13 No.27000482 Report

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>>27000385
Some people look completely different when viewed from the sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:43:56 No.27000495 Report

Quoted By: >>27000521 >>27000534

>>27000289
Holy fuck you're right. I had never heard him so I had to google.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO4tYk8N9F0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:45:09 No.27000521 Report

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>>27000495
You can literally hear the autism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:45:10 No.27000522 Report

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>>26999681

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:45:35 No.27000534 Report

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>>27000495
Wew he sounds tense as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:47:20 No.27000571 Report

Quoted By: >>27000636

We should get him banned from Go. That would make my year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:48:32 No.27000601 Report

Quoted By: >>27000638

>>27000259
This is months after she'd already been friendzoning him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:49:48 No.27000636 Report

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>>27000571
How does that even make sense? Why ban him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:49:50 No.27000638 Report

Quoted By: >>27000681

>>27000601
So you're saying Joe was like his backup cock? That's somehow even worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:51:58 No.27000681 Report

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>>27000638
>his
*her, sorry trap threads on /v/ fucked up my gender pronouns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:54:33 No.27000725 Report

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>>27000117
Holy shit this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:02:41 No.27000846 Report

Quoted By: >>27000907 >>27001692

>>26999681
I bet everyone saying how hideous he looks doesn't look much better themselves. He just needs a better haircut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:05:29 No.27000907 Report

Quoted By: >>27000920 >>27000961 >>27000974 >>27001016 >>27001074 >>27002233

>>27000846
Oh look here comes the ugly apologist.

Joe is ugly. He's not Liam Pomfret tier but he's ugly and autistic and weird.

I'm sure most of /vp/ is fairly fugly (I am not, personally). That doesn't detract from someone else's ugliness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:06:23 No.27000920 Report

Quoted By: >>27001034

>>27000907
>I am not, personally
Post pic if you're that handsome fuccboi.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:08:22 No.27000961 Report

Quoted By: >>27001034

>>27000907
>being this insecure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:09:10 No.27000974 Report

Quoted By: >>27001034

>>27000907
Pic or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:11:15 No.27001016 Report

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>>27000907
>>>>>>>(I am not, personally)
Lol sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:12:11 No.27001034 Report

Quoted By: >>27001085 >>27001103 >>27001125 >>27001128

>>27000920
>>27000961
>>27000974

B..b..but I'm ugly and autistic and like Pokemon so you have to be, too!

Sorry, but I'm a conventionally attractive white male who knows what the inside of a gym looks like.

You mad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:14:26 No.27001074 Report

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>>27000907

10/10 troll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:15:17 No.27001084 Report

Quoted By: >>27001167

>>26999681
...I mean no disrespect to the dude. I don't know if it's his hair cut or his forehead but he kinda looks like a caveman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:15:21 No.27001085 Report

Quoted By: >>27001111 >>27001129

>>27001034
Everybody can make random claims on the Internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:17:11 No.27001103 Report

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>>27001034
>knows what the inside of a gym looks like
Bruh, I've beaten all of the 48 or so gyms. Git gud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:17:38 No.27001111 Report

Quoted By: >>27001168

>>27001085

It matters little if you believe me. I still get to walk outside and not be ugly. It was just an offhand comment but judging my how violently people are reacting you guys must be even more hideous and gross than I thought.

But the point stands -- Joe Merrick is ugly, autistic, and weird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:18:36 No.27001125 Report

Quoted By: >>27001171

>>27001034
I believe you anon. Only a newfag would type like this. You're definitely just some normal cuck here because Go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:18:41 No.27001128 Report

Quoted By: >>27001218

>>27001034
No, you're really not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:18:41 No.27001129 Report

Quoted By: >>27001192

>>27001085

If it causes you discomfort that someone on this board is attractive you must be really fucking ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:21:08 No.27001167 Report

Quoted By: >>27001742

>>27001084
It's the lips and jaw. Dudes with big lips and square jaws tend to get labeled as "handsome", regardless of their Homo erectus brows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:21:09 No.27001168 Report

Quoted By:

>>27001111
fuck you even got quads, Adonis confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:21:15 No.27001171 Report

Quoted By: >>27001554

>>27001125

Not a newfag. Been on 4chan long before vp even existed. Just a little flabbergasted that some people on this board can't even entertain the idea that not everyone on the internet is ugly. Please stop projecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:22:23 No.27001192 Report

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>>27001129
I just wanted to see a pretty face to fap to actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:23:52 No.27001218 Report

Quoted By: >>27001554

>>27001128

But I am. Just because you're ugly and out of shape doesn't mean the rest of us have to be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:40:58 No.27001474 Report

Quoted By: >>27001550 >>27003449

>>26999681

She looks pretty standard for British women, honestly. Not ugly, not attractive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:44:38 No.27001525 Report

Quoted By: >>27001776

Classic Joe..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:46:02 No.27001550 Report

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>>27001474
Well good thing I'm not British then. I'm never going to get laid either way but at least the girls around here are usually great to look at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:46:12 No.27001554 Report

Quoted By:

>>27001171
>>27001218
>p-please stop projected
>immediately do it yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:56:36 No.27001692 Report

Quoted By: >>27001733

>>27000846
I'm handsome as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:57:58 No.27001715 Report

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>>26999681
No shade but gf looks like discount Anne Hathway

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:59:02 No.27001733 Report

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>>27001692
yeah me too I'm sure the average vporeon is a solid 8.8/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:59:46 No.27001742 Report

Quoted By:

>>27001167
Also the brow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:00:04 No.27001747 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999681
eternal britbongs

i'm glad he is straight
but not surprised at all

consider that unlike joe, most of pokemon "celebrities" attention whores on youtube, twitch and tumblr are flaming faggots or in denial and end doing coming outs to grab more views and popularity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:01:57 No.27001776 Report

Quoted By: >>27001823

>>27001525

>Autism

She looks cute here, but that is what Pikachu does

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:05:37 No.27001823 Report

Quoted By: >>27001848 >>27001860

>>27001776
She also looks twelve which I'm sure Joe loves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:06:32 No.27001848 Report

Quoted By:

>>27001823

No she doesn't. Also I wonder why would anyone prefer someone who looks like an old hag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:06:35 No.27001849 Report

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>>27000259
not the best pic probably but at least they look confident with their aspect
joe will probably look better by aging

seriously, british people aren't known for being attractive over the world, just like dutch for example

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:07:20 No.27001860 Report

Quoted By:

>>27001823
Not as much as Liam.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:08:16 No.27001876 Report

Quoted By: >>27001945

>>27000336
Pomf's wife is like 47 years old. She was a mod on Bulbagarden with the name "Kasumi" and she's a spanish woman from Costa Rica.

She was already like 30 years old when she came to Bulbagarden back in 2002, now she's in her late 40's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:08:41 No.27001882 Report

Quoted By:

I met her once. She's actually super cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:08:58 No.27001887 Report

Quoted By: >>27001930

>>27000379
Also a pedophile, I think she went to a school and took pictures of kids.

I'm surprised they haven't arrested either of them, but Australia is a lawless land full of convicts and lebs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:11:04 No.27001930 Report

Quoted By:

>>27001887
moar info, pretty please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:12:16 No.27001945 Report

Quoted By:

>>27001876

That's kinda sad

>Kasumi is now 47

I bet he thought back then it was hot to fug an older lady than himself. Now he reverted to becoming a pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:26:21 No.27002227 Report

Quoted By:

I get the feeling the people calling her cute and saying she doesn't look underaged are either

autistic serebii followers, underaged losers, or faggots that barely ever see real girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:26:33 No.27002233 Report

Quoted By: >>27002270

>>27000907
Except he doesn't look ugly at all. It's just /vp/ spewing as much hatred on Joe as much as they can. I don't even understand why so many people dislike him in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:28:28 No.27002270 Report

Quoted By: >>27002354

>>27002233

He and his gf are not even ugly, they are average looking like most people in the world.

Joe is a pretty chill dude, don't get the hate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:33:12 No.27002354 Report

Quoted By: >>27003590

>>27002270
Exactly. For someone to be ugly I would have to have a reaction of disgust when I see their face, and only the pictures of him when he looked chubby years ago brings that reaction out of me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 23:37:12 No.27003449 Report

Quoted By: >>27003565

>>27001474

she literally looks like a mtf who started his hormone therapy wtf are you talking about

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 23:47:44 No.27003565 Report

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>>27003449
So basically a standard British woman?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 23:50:25 No.27003590 Report

Quoted By:

>>27002354

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:10:09 No.27003847 Report

Quoted By: >>27004670

so joe is not a virgin anymore

i wonder what his fetishes are

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:26:12 No.27004096 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999681
Oh god Serebii Joe has crusty dry lips, creeper eyes, and fucked up hair why is he so different from his twitter icon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:02:15 No.27004670 Report

Quoted By:

>>27003847
>i wonder what his fetishes are
"women" with penises

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:57:28 No.27005514 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999242
You're not pregnant until he says you are.

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