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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:58:05 No.26999440 View View Reply Original Report

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Pick your poison, /vp/

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mosaic poster !YEBpJwCHiI Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:59:05 No.26999458 Report

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espeon always

if you pick anything else youre a fucking faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:59:34 No.26999466 Report

Quoted By: >>27000506

>>26999440
There is no poison-type Eeveelution, though.

That said, none of them. I don't like frilly sugary drinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 19:59:59 No.26999478 Report

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>>26999440
Cyanide

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:00:40 No.26999492 Report

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>>26999440
Glaceon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:02:27 No.26999533 Report

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I'll take the Leafeon cup of sand and dirt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:03:09 No.26999545 Report

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>>26999440
Ill take more than one to develop poison resistance

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:03:28 No.26999554 Report

Quoted By: >>26999619 >>26999649 >>26999986 >>27000486 >>27000640

>>26999440
>mixed drinks
I'm not a woman, so none of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:03:42 No.26999563 Report

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The two last look as shitty as their respective mons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:04:07 No.26999572 Report

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>>26999440
What are the flavors?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:04:21 No.26999575 Report

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>>26999440
Vaporeon's should've been just water.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:06:13 No.26999619 Report

Quoted By: >>26999649 >>26999693

>>26999554
Come on. What's wrong with a little variety? You don't even like white Russians?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:06:23 No.26999623 Report

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>>26999440
Leafeon's looks like snot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:06:33 No.26999626 Report

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>>26999572

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:07:54 No.26999649 Report

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>>26999554
>>26999619
He's got a point, anon. White Russians are delicious.

I can get down to a Pina Colada every once in a while, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:10:21 No.26999688 Report

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>>26999626
>jolteon
Damn, that's rough. It's like an instant hangover.

All these sound fucking terrible and jumbled, though. The Leafeon is actually as bad as it looks. I wouldn't be able to drink a single one of these.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:10:31 No.26999693 Report

Quoted By: >>26999738

>>26999619
>You don't even like white Russians?
Tried one. Was shit.

Liquor on the rocks is enough. I'm not terribly picky about what kind of liquor as long as it gets me there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:11:20 No.26999707 Report

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>>26999626
Jesus, there's so much sugar in all of them that I'd probably end up vomiting from the sugar and not the alcohol. What the fucking hell is 'cake vodka'? Is this actually a real thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:12:52 No.26999738 Report

Quoted By: >>26999798

>>26999693
Have you tried mixing vodka with chocolate liqueur and coffee?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:14:32 No.26999770 Report

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>>26999626
Umbreon is the closest to an actual drinkable beverage.

I don't get the orange juice though. Lemon juice, sure that's the yellow rings.

But fucking orange juice on top of coke and lemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:15:02 No.26999777 Report

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>>26999626
The only ones of these I think I could even imagine getting down are Umbreon and Vaporean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:15:11 No.26999782 Report

Quoted By: >>26999884 >>27002737 >>27007671

>implying anyone here is old enough to drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:16:07 No.26999798 Report

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>>26999738
Not big on coffee, so no.

Again, why dilute the alcohol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:17:26 No.26999821 Report

Quoted By: >>26999847

>>26999440

Smash down the Flareon drink since I'm a sucker for Fireball.

I try to stay away from vodka after a bad experience with the lads. Great night though since I was passed out and didn't have to deal with how boring they are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:17:31 No.26999823 Report

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>>26999798
Because if you drink often you don't want to keep dealing with the taste. Especially if you're just trying to relax.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:17:40 No.26999829 Report

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>>26999798
It's about experiencing the combinations of flavors. It's like seasonings or herbs in cooking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:18:39 No.26999847 Report

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>>26999821
>Fireball
>Lads
They ship that overseas?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:20:09 No.26999884 Report

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>>26999782
>waiting until you're old enough to drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:20:14 No.26999885 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999545
post more

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:21:35 No.26999917 Report

Quoted By: >>26999974

>>26999798
>Again, why dilute the alcohol?

Because I can pour another cup. The alcohol content does not magically disappear when it is mixed.

I'm not drinking alcohol for the flavor, I'm drinking to get drunk. But that doesn't mean I have to taste shit while doing so.

You won't taste the coffee with the chocolate liqueur, it's basically just hot chocolate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:22:54 No.26999956 Report

Quoted By: >>26999987

>>26999626
>they aren't ice cream

I am thoroughly disappointed

Someone who owns an ice cream shop try these out and come back to /vp/ to show off the results

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:23:17 No.26999964 Report

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>>26999798

Because sugary drinks go really fucking well with certain alcohol. You can just sip that for hours because it's not too sweet or bitter. Personally I like hard iced tea, beer and fruit juice, and guinness and ice cream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:23:37 No.26999974 Report

Quoted By: >>27000062

>>26999823
>Because if you drink often you don't want to keep dealing with the taste.
Taste isn't that bad at all. I mainly stick to BV and Wild Turkey.

>>26999917
>Because I can pour another cup.
Same
>I'm not drinking alcohol for the flavor, I'm drinking to get drunk.
Same, except I'm getting there faster. And isn't that the point?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:23:59 No.26999986 Report

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>>26999554

>not having a martini every once in a while

It's like your determined to be a low-class shitstain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:24:04 No.26999987 Report

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>>26999956
Plus everyone likes ice crean

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:25:51 No.27000062 Report

Quoted By: >>27000224

>>26999974
>And isn't that the point?

Not everyone is a hopeless alcoholic. Drunk is not a race unless you're afraid to be sober.

I am, but at least I choose to enjoy the trip to intoxication.

Some mixed drinks, like screwdrivers, also cut down on hangovers in my experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:27:18 No.27000097 Report

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>>26999626

Vaporeon and Umbreon sound pretty nice. I would say Flareon too if it wasn't for the strawberry syrup. Seriously, fireball and strawberry syrup? The fuck are you thinking?

I mean, I like sweet drinks, don't get me wrong, but damn half of these seem too saccharine...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:27:37 No.27000109 Report

Quoted By: >>27000250

All of them, poured into a giant glass. I can't have Eevee evolve into all 8 Eeveelutions at once, so this is the next best thing.

What could go wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:29:59 No.27000163 Report

Quoted By: >>27000224

>>26999798
Anon, I'm just going to throw a number out there: 19?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:32:31 No.27000224 Report

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>>27000062
>unless you're afraid to be sober
Well, you got me there.

>>27000163
27.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:33:35 No.27000250 Report

Quoted By: >>27000782

>>27000109
Wonder what'll get you first, the diabetic coma or the alcohol poisoning

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:42:20 No.27000464 Report

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>>26999626
>mint
so what you're saying is that the only option is Leafeon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:43:18 No.27000486 Report

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>>26999554
>Hating rum and coke with a little lime wedge
>Not mixing limeade with vodka or rum
>Not knowing the glory of a Long Island iced Tea
It's like you have no soul!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:44:08 No.27000500 Report

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>>26999440
To be honest they all look kind of crappy.

I'd go with either Eevee or Sylveon though if I had to chose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:44:23 No.27000506 Report

Quoted By: >>27002814

>>26999466
REAL MEN only drink drinks with names like "BITTER"!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:48:39 No.27000606 Report

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>>26999626
I hear they used the Sylveon drink as torture in the Cold War.

I can get down with Vaporeon and Umbreon tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:49:57 No.27000640 Report

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>>26999554
>i don't like things because they are better, but because they give me status
t. a woman

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:51:08 No.27000665 Report

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Which had rum?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:53:47 No.27000714 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999626
The poor pancreas that had to deal with all that sugar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:57:04 No.27000782 Report

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>>27000250
probably diabetic shock with all the damn sugary shit in them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 20:59:10 No.27000801 Report

Quoted By: >>27000838 >>27000863

Do people really put ice cream bars in mixed drinks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:01:32 No.27000838 Report

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>>27000801
>people
No.

But women do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:03:26 No.27000863 Report

Quoted By: >>27000890

>>27000801
People put pretty much everything into mixed drinks. I've seen potato chip themed drinks, any kind of candy/dessert/sweet isn't even uncommon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:04:58 No.27000890 Report

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>>27000863
What the hell are you supposed to do with it? Crumble it in? Is it stuck in whole? What the fug

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 21:19:09 No.27001136 Report

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>>26999440
>Not drinking your favorite Eeveelution
I may never get to drink a Leafeon's piss or feel it stream down my throat but I guess this is the next best thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:39:07 No.27002464 Report

Quoted By: >>27002753 >>27002839

OFFICIAL EEVEELUTION RANKINGS: ALL OTHER OPINIONS ARE INVALID

1. Vaporeon
2. Umbreon
3. Leafeon
4. Jolteon
5. Sylveon
6. Flareon
7. Glaceon
100. Espeon

Hope you chose correctly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:51:54 No.27002691 Report

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>leafeon
>not a grasshopper
Disappointing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:54:34 No.27002737 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999782
>being american
top kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:55:39 No.27002753 Report

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>>27002464
Glaceon > leafeon > umbreon > espeon > vaporeon > jolteon > flareon > sylveon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:58:24 No.27002814 Report

Quoted By: >>27002832 >>27003065 >>27006153 >>27007029

>>27000506

Or *shudders* India Pale Ale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:59:52 No.27002832 Report

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>>27002814
Indian Pale Ale is my fucking jam you little shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 23:00:13 No.27002839 Report

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>>27002464
Vaporeon > Sylveon > Jolteon > Umbreon > Espeon > Flareon > Glaceon > Leafeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 23:12:33 No.27003065 Report

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>>27002814
>unironically hating the flavor of hops
kys yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:37:35 No.27006153 Report

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>>27002814
>Love IPA's especially with high IBU's
>They taste so good and go down so smooth
>Give me violent fruity smelling diarrhoea within 12 hours of ingestion

Kill me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 03:21:16 No.27006828 Report

Quoted By:

>>26999626
>Cake vodka
The devil's creation, I tell you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 03:35:14 No.27007029 Report

Quoted By:

>>27002814
nigga IPAs are delicious
get some taste

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 03:52:47 No.27007294 Report

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>>26999440

Umbreon is my bro but i gotta try that crazy vaporeon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 04:22:40 No.27007671 Report

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>>26999782
>I am a child, therefore everyone is a child

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 04:24:43 No.27007705 Report

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>that Umbreon

Time to JENK

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