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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:06:21 No.27001839 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>27001877 >>27001901 >>27003429 >>27003974 >>27004035 >>27005245 >>27008448 >>27008575 >>27010077

>yfw Pokemon will never be real
>yfw you will never be the Pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:08:19 No.27001877 Report

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>>27001839
>tfw baragoro will never use you for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:08:43 No.27001883 Report

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When I was a kid I actually prayed pokemon to become real.
I wanted a bulbasaur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:09:18 No.27001894 Report

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are you trying to start up one of those shitty /real/ threads again?

they're banned for a reason, keep it that way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:09:34 No.27001901 Report

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>>27001839
I'm kinda glad pokemon arent real desu.
Three headed shrieking death dragons and explosive bomb balls are quite concerning.
also the amount of disgusting pokephilia cases would be astronomical

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:10:28 No.27001919 Report

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>you will never be comfy with your pokemon in a world where there's no conflict and everyone is friendly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:10:58 No.27001927 Report

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>>27001894
>they're banned for a reason

the only reason they are banned is because someone doesn't like role play threads and fetishists

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:12:32 No.27001949 Report

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>>27001894
Ewww, no.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:15:11 No.27001992 Report

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What Pokemon would you want to be, anons? I'd wanna be this guy.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:32:36 No.27002340 Report

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>>27001992
fire-chicken

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:43:49 No.27002544 Report

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>>27001992
Lop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:47:13 No.27002609 Report

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>>27001992
Niggerist pokemon you can think of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:49:39 No.27002653 Report

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>>27002609
Gen 5 Whimiscott?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:53:51 No.27002723 Report

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>>27002609
Scrafty?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 22:56:47 No.27002780 Report

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>>27002609
Jinx

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2016 23:35:50 No.27003429 Report

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>>27001839
If multiverse theory is real then there are infinite univeses that you will end up in the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Universe. There are also infinite where you dont. If you round infinite/infinite down to 1/2 you have a 50% chance your wish will come true.

Good luck anon : )

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:11:58 No.27003878 Report

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>>27001992

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:16:28 No.27003941 Report

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>>27001901
>pokephilia
>disgusting

sex is what Pokemon are made for.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:19:07 No.27003974 Report

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>>27001839

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:21:58 No.27004022 Report

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>>27003878
I'd cuddle you anon

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:22:56 No.27004035 Report

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>>27001839
>what is pokemon go

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:25:27 No.27004083 Report

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>>27004022
that's kinda hot

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:27:09 No.27004111 Report

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:47:50 No.27004438 Report

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>>27004111
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 00:53:10 No.27004537 Report

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>>27001992
Honestly never thought about it. I have no idea.

I guess being Scizor would be cool. Armor + Flight. Although living as Edward Scissorhands would blow.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:02:26 No.27004676 Report

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>>27001992

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:21:49 No.27004966 Report

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>>27001992
>humanoid
>fit
>psychic powers

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:25:05 No.27005024 Report

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>>27002609

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:25:48 No.27005032 Report

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>>27004966
inb4 niggers try to hit you up on tinder

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:38:32 No.27005204 Report

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>>27001992
Ghost is my favourite type

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:39:35 No.27005223 Report

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>>27002653
I'd have no problem with this.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:41:15 No.27005245 Report

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>>27001839
>yfw Pokemon exist in a parallel reality
>yfw they will never become humans

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:41:26 No.27005248 Report

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>>27001992
I feel like this Pokémon would suit me well

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:43:21 No.27005279 Report

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>>27005245
I-I never thought of it that way.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:50:26 No.27005398 Report

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>Serperior will never pop its head from below your desk, worrying that you're spending too much time on the computer
>Serperior will never lend you some of its leaves to make tea
>You'll never drink such tea while programming
>You'll never lend it your sleeping bag to protect it from cold

Why do I let my autism loose? Now I feel lonely.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 01:56:50 No.27005507 Report

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>>27001992
Vaporeon would be nice. The sea is so comfy; I mean, just imagine bobbing along in the endless ocean with the stars above you.

It would be great to explore underwater caves and just generally chill in the ocean. Something so comforting about having the sea stretching around you on all sides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:16:59 No.27005816 Report

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>cute pokémon will never jump out of the grass at you hoping you will catch them

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:19:38 No.27005865 Report

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>>27001992
Leavanny. It'd be nice to be a caring bug that makes leaf outfits for others.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:21:21 No.27005889 Report

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Dedenne, it be nice to cuddle with cute chicks

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:25:05 No.27005942 Report

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>>27001992
>no one picked Diancie yet
It's like you fags don't even want to be able to pull diamonds out of your ass and be set for life.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:25:13 No.27005946 Report

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>>27005507
sounds terrifying desu

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:27:11 No.27005977 Report

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>>27001992

i wish to be the little girl

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:28:29 No.27005995 Report

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>>27001992
plane that can do anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:31:29 No.27006052 Report

Quoted By: >>27006225

>>27005032
It's a price I'm willing to pay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 02:42:27 No.27006225 Report

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>>27006052
okay.
so uh... been in tinder lately?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 04:21:36 No.27007656 Report

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we got science right? i just need to survive till pokemon are created.

>>27005977
if you be the little girl, ll kind of dirty old man will rape you.
if you wish to be WITH a little girl, go for something cute and fluffy like mareep.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 04:47:51 No.27008079 Report

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>>27001992

I... I'm still redeemable, right guys?

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 05:10:01 No.27008448 Report

Quoted By: >>27008569 >>27014559

>>27001839
umm anon
one pokemon does actually exist
I'm being totally serious
and I'm not talking something like, "it looks just like the thing it represents"
there is an actual pokemon that exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 05:18:44 No.27008569 Report

Quoted By: >>27008576

>>27008448
That's like saying digimon are real, or porygon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 05:19:46 No.27008575 Report

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>>27001839
that's why I switched to digimon because digimon actually will be real someday

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 05:19:48 No.27008576 Report

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>>27008569
they technically are

prove me wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 05:27:51 No.27008690 Report

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>>27008575
I wanna fug Rika

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 05:28:46 No.27008705 Report

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>>27001992
Oshawott, I guess.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 05:38:02 No.27008837 Report

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>>27008690
>sakuyamon w/o armor

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 05:48:40 No.27008965 Report

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>>27001992
Azumarill or Smeargle

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 06:26:07 No.27009493 Report

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>>27008837
>sakuyamon
fuck off furry, i meant the actual girl.

my libido first awakened at the sight of naked sora and mimi getting chased around by a giant cockmon. i don't think id be into anime porn if not for that episode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 07:00:06 No.27009963 Report

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>>27008079
Are you proud of your power?
If so, yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 07:05:20 No.27010028 Report

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My favorite is legendary, and if pokemon was real I'd be it, but it seems like an edgy 12 year old thing to do. I'd probably be Typhlosion or a Lapras if no legendary.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 07:09:31 No.27010077 Report

Quoted By: >>27010465 >>27012075

>>27001839
>tfw you will never be the prize of a pokemon champion
>tfw you will never live your life out at the daycare breeding tight young pokepussy

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 07:47:01 No.27010465 Report

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>>27010077
>tfw you will never be a little fempoke of a rare breed, destinied to breed with dittos for shinies and iv's for the rest of your life

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 10:48:43 No.27012075 Report

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>>27010077
>>27010465

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 13:47:11 No.27014559 Report

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>>27008448
It's not the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 15:07:39 No.27015690 Report

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Does Vp think that virtual reality may get to a point where we cannot distinguish it from reality and in such a virtual world, we would be free to make pokemon exist? With an AI which learns and displays personality?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 15:11:50 No.27015742 Report

Quoted By: >>27015767 >>27015770

>>27001877
>>27008079
>>27003941
>>27004022
>>27004083
seek help

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 15:13:48 No.27015767 Report

Quoted By: >>27015843

>>27015742
>not being turned on by pokemon
you should seek help. Something is wrong with your libido.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 15:14:27 No.27015770 Report

Quoted By: >>27016368

>>27015742
Pokémon are for cuddle anon, study up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 15:19:42 No.27015843 Report

Quoted By: >>27016393

>>27015767
If you get arousal at the face of an animal, then you should not be allowed to have pets.
Seek help, or you will be registered and forced to get help anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 15:58:48 No.27016368 Report

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>>27015770
thats not a pokmon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Jul 2016 16:00:25 No.27016393 Report

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>>27015843
pokemon are not at all like real life pets, so that comparision makes no sense.

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